What i mean is i never quit any Godrun uber-agro fish, like all other regs do all the time. There was no single time I quit a fish, except for unavoidable circumstances where i had to leave.

cmon diesel...

Dude, you have no edge on me RIGHT NOW. No need for such cheap low insults, I could be smarter person IRL then you are, and i could be better person then you are IRL. Yes, my personality is unique, i don't want you to understand me.

Oh, TC, you don't have an edge on me neither

I'm not gonna jump out of my pants and go sit higher to prove it (unless I'm drunk), but i can always prove it at my current limit if you join me. Right now right here. Simply you won't beat me as long as you keep playing me. I'm super confident in that. Your welcome any time!

Oh, BTW, KJemmy, I bet i can make almost same amount of money below NL600 with quadriple WR out of yours over the year of what you make at higher stakes. Or if you'd play in my shoes, you wouldn't have higher WR. Or put it another way, you won't make much more money then me in the next 365 days. and I'm going to prove it. I'll keep graphs updated monthly and i want you to do the same. It's going to be fun.

y'all should play imo!


youre prolly right man ive been away from the game too long. i cant even remember what hands are good raising hands and which are good limping ones

pd>>>>>>>>>any 1k+ reg hunter

^^soon son. Patience!

lol, k. But, seriously, there's nothing wrong with limping, I do it from time to time with the right opponents.

PD can you recommend some tips for me to get my poker game back?

So you're saying your 1000% confident you have an edge on me? lol. k.

No we all think you're an absolute beast for being stuck at 100nl for 4 years. Plus you seem like quite the prodigy by posting hands that look like taken out of a homegame from year 2001.

what? no. im sure i dont. ive always struggle against the most aggressive of opponents like yourself.

lol

You do that. Good luck to you sir.

RAW POWERRRRRR

ok, dude, i'll brake it down. I have 3 main problems of why I'm "stuck" and i realise that, but i don't care much, because:
1)i love this game
2)i dont need money to live off poker and never had been. I don't have much free cash to get a baller life, but I'm pretty down to Earth. if i wanted a baller lifestule, i could easily could get capital out of investments and wouldn't care about anything for my whole life, but i want to saveit for my kids and grandkids.
Basically, I've been around the world enough, I've done many crazy things, I've accomplished enough in my life in sports and family stuff. I've found my niche and I don't care about baller stuff like most of you do shaking over some fast car or hot chick. I've banged hottest smartest women in this world enough, I've drove fastest cars around the world, drank all kinds of alcohol and smoked all kind of weed with many different cultures. But i found the only best woman in my life and have two most awesome kids i could ever dream of. For them I'll tear apart all this universe and break neck of any1 who will try to come even close, swear God.
I live a simple life style and spend good amount of time on one of my hobbies, which is poker. My main goal atm is to grow up my kids to be happy peacefull in soul persons. If i had to be a pro player, i would've been played around 2 million hands in last 2 years instead of 300k hands and i would own 99% of you pretty bad, yeah, I'm that shameless and confident, because i know myself, i've tested my limits many times in life and proven to myself to have that confidence, but I just simply don't care about all that, kapish? I have not done any damage to good soul people in my life, but when i did unintenionally i've apologised sooner or later and felt bad about that. I'm trying to be one of the most peacefull persons on planet and i want others to be the same way.
ATM I'm gonna have more time and dedication to poker and will try to achieve my gambling problems of wrong BRM and not caring about it.
3) The poker game is all about solid math, sharp psychology and huge endurance and discipline.
I am not great at math, yeah I've done olympic games in school, but that's pretty much it. I base my math at poker at 4/5 at most, probably even lower, given the many complexities rising up in battle between tough players with variance including.
Psychologically wise, I'm a shark in the water, so i don't have problem with that.
I have huge endurance built up in me all my life thanks to parents, school and sports.
Discipline - that's huge problem. I just simply can't be disciplined enough in something i don't take very serious (poker in this case) and i simply enjoy goofing around mostly. Yeah, yeah, i do kinda want to go up and be at the top, but several of my characters been holding me up from that for a long time. Maybe now i will be more serious about it.
4) I am too agro and lose, can't help myself. this is my blood. This creates too much variance, but it works awesome even against regs at NL200, but i really need to work on controlled agression to beat NL2k regs.

I hope you see why I'm currently where am I at poker.

lol

$0.25/$0.50 No Limit Holdem
iPoker
2 Players
Hand Conversion Powered by weaktight.com

Stacks:
boludo (SB) ($98.64)
BB ($54.40)

Pre-Flop: ($0.75, 2 players) boludo is SB K A
boludo raises to $1.50, BB raises to $4.50, boludo raises to $13, BB calls $8.50

Flop: 5 6 A ($26, 2 players)
BB bets $41.40, boludo calls $41.40

Turn: 7 ($108.80, 2 players)

River: Q ($108.80, 2 players)

Final Pot: $108.80
BB shows
2 7

BB wins $107.80 (net +$53.40)

boludo lost $54.40

errrrrrrr not the place or time dude^^^

lmao, I still can't tell if purediesel is just an ongoing level or not. I just can't picture a person like him in real life. The closest I can think of is the dos equis man mixed with jesse pinkman from breaking bad.

^^but at least you can tell, that I can't be dumb, amirite?

errrr...

Different taste and understanding of humor because of cultural differences, also enlgish understanding differences create this. Well, basically too many differences, lol.
For testing, once i've posted series of awesome jokes and surpisingly NO1 literally on this forum understood it. i've tried several more attempts at different angles of jokes and levels, but this is completely the wrong place for them. It would be great on other forums, but i am not internet guy, so this is the only place I'm posting, so...sigh.

^^Trust me, pleasure from all that baller stuff is under suspicion, well, i speak for myself. It's getting boring and senseless, and you are getting lost in it fast.
I'm way more extatic to maintain somewhat healthy lifestyle, and have sex over and over with my only lady and leave all wild stuff behind.
And my kids are smarter then material stuff already. They don't need all that.
Oh, and my woman even at 80 will be the best what I could deserve. She'll never be number two, I'm monoharmonic.

Your reply perfectly shows your level of maturity and intelligence. Wow, i almost feel bad busting your roll. Reread your post year or who knows...10 years later? You will smile foshoe, son

And, yeah, don't sit out from me, i'll visit you soon.

Oh, and i've never bought a hot chick, they paid me with all their smoothness and softness to be around me

And don't cheat on your "best wifey", she might turn into the witch, because there's a thin line between love and h8.

Peace.

i live in an ice palace
i let my friend crash at mine
theres 4 empty bedrooms on the way to my room
i get home at 5am with a hottie, carry her up 4 flights of stairs just to find my friend laying starfish on my bed
ofc the girl jumps in the bed and insta passes out
i don the ftp bathrobe and smoke a joint on the hammock
i never got the girls number and my friends new nickname is the blocker

so how do i get on this sitter action, can i buy a doll or do i need a real baby? i bet u can find either one on craigslist

^^i want that weed!