I thought this was real funny. tylor_dii sits out, and 2SHAE says "had enough carnage?" tylor_dii says 1 minute, comes back in less than 60 seconds, and 2SHAE then proceeds to instantly leave all the tables (4 table match).

Ensuing chat:

DoubtUrReal: whyd u quit
DoubtUrReal: after saying had enough carnage
DoubtUrReal: seems absurd
TwoSHAE: i think its absurd
TwoSHAE: to sit out
DoubtUrReal: hes waiting for u
DoubtUrReal: dude he said 1 min
TwoSHAE: while im in a groove
DoubtUrReal: LOLLLLL
TwoSHAE: well he can wait 2 days
DoubtUrReal: people have to use the bathroom
TwoSHAE: and play me when i feel like it
DoubtUrReal: yea obv hes just a lot ebtter than u
TwoSHAE: bathroom before match
TwoSHAE: right which is why he beat me
TwoSHAE: except now, he lsot 9k

i don't care about this stuff normally but thought this was real hilarious. justified hit n running i guess.

correct me if im wrong but arent u a confirmed scammer? if so why are u even allowed to continue posting here?

[QUOTE=LucidDream;22022602]correct me if im wrong but arent u a confirmed scammer? if so why are u even allowed to continue posting here?[/QUOT Apparantly because hes now a winner at hu and we will all miss his input in the forums if he was banned.

This seems like a legitimate question and I'd feel bad if I didn't help you find the answers you seek.

So turns out, he is a confirmed thief, scumbag, liar, scammer and thief. Also a scumbag.

On a personal note, the cliffs and confessions are fun, but you really don't get a true feel for how sleazy the guy is without reading his never-ending lies in the thread. It's a true joy.

Getting hit and run doesn't tilt me (unless I'm getting crushed, in which case everything tilts me). I truly believe that it's their money, they can do whatever they want with it. Having people try to justify or explain why they have to or why they are leaving drives me nuts, though. Just leave!

wtf stars? 15 minutes of maintenance when i have them down 3 buy-ins? Of course they snap leave.

PokerStars - $0.50 NL (2 max) - Holdem - 2 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 3

Hero (BB): $30.00
SB: $30.00

SB posts SB $0.25, Hero posts BB $0.50

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero has J T

SB raises to $1.50, Hero calls $1.00

Flop: ($3.00, 2 players) 5 9 6
Hero checks, SB bets $1.50, Hero raises to $5.00, SB raises to $10.00, Hero raises to $28.50 and is all-in, SB instacalls $18.50 and is all-in

Turn: ($60.00, 2 players) 4

River: ($60.00, 2 players) 8

Hero shows J T (High Card, Jack)
SB shows K A (Flush, Ace High)
SB wins $59.50

guy induces a bluff w AK, then takes $360 off me

Ask your dealer if he can ship me the stuff he's giving you to smoke PLZ!

[QUOTE=barryc;22023111] No way I'm the only one who benefits from the strat he posts

how i do this? id love to do this. i don't know how much i am up at flips, would be awesome discover my overall profit at flips. i guess i am close to 100k up at flips, but i could be wrong.

anyway, how i filter flips at HM? is it possible do this at hm?

lol dude. i am smoking some hash which is close to s.h.i.t!!!! here in my town nowadays its very very hard to find good stuff to smoke. dealers are working more on cocaine in my town because their ROI w/ cocaine is bigger than w/ hash. just few people working on hash, so its hard find good stuff. (damn, i can't grow in my home!)

3 or 4months ago i had a great contact, his hash was soooooo sweet. far away from the hash we can find at europe, but pretty good anyway... but the stupid dealer got crazy, killed someone kinda famous and went to jail... damn, thats a sick bad beat!!!!!!! (Lol@brazil)

i actually hesitated to post the hand because i thought i would get a 'lol standard'.. is it really that much of a herocall? :/ can't he have plenty of flop floats (KQ, KJ, QJ etc etc) that didn't bet the turn for whatever reason? he has very little 7x and 3x so his value range is what? 40 combinations assuming he never bets A high? means i need like 16 combinations of air that bet the river to call, doesn't seem that crazy. mb it looks funky because i have K high instead of A high, dno

fwiw, that's a super standard call for me, but im pretty sure my biggest leak is river calls so it probably doesn't mean that much. I might try dig up some ridiculous hands to show what I mean.

Urubu, I've said it before and I'll say it one last time: GET HELP. You can't solve this problem on your own. You need outside influence from a specialist to help you. For your own sake, please get help.

There are quite a few of us that have been wondering the same thing.

He's friends with certain mods ldo.

actionjackson aka [no you cannot out his sn]. i know skipping over my post about you hitnrunning me seems like a small deal but id hope a wellknown poster and reg around here would show a little more class than that. whatever i guess hitnrunning is like completely standard these days for bumhunters when they finally do take a shot at someone not braindead.

urubu,

only way to filter out flips is to filter out HS if they are mostly at 5/100+ or to go through, copy and paste the flips and put them into a separate notepad file (to store for later) and the just right click on the hands and delete them from your db.

AKAIK after the whole scammer thing it was decided that it was better that he was NOT banned so he wouldn't create a new persona and try something similar.

I had nothing to do with that thread and I barely paid any attention to it. If you have a serious problem with him posting in HUnl you should PM anyone who's name is in red and tell them.

I can only ban people for things they do in HUnl and unfortunately giving bad strat advice is not a ban-able offense.

He'd have to go through and manually delete half his DB

how can i keep track of this thread?

how much money are they (HUregs) winning per year?

HU50?HU100? ......

I doubt there are many 50NL or 100NL heads-up regulars that play these stakes whole year, it doesn't take that much time to move up.

thank god.. i would've been banned hundreds of times :/

While I understand the logic of the first paragraph, does that also mean that from now on, the standard is that if someone is a massive scumbag cheat, that they be allowed to post so as to prevent them from doing the same again?

So then no one will ever be banned again for cheating the 2+2 community? I'm not trying to argue, and I'm sure you didn't have final say or anything in that regard, I'm just confused.

You are wrong, most people are really awful at poker and even out of winning players most are mediocre (me!) and will keep grinding micro/smallstakes without ever moving up. I don't think that I'll ever be able to beat higher than NL200 or $108 HUSNGs with decent winrate without ridiculous amount of game selection (and I don't have enough self-discipline to 100% bumhunt)

edit:
For most people probably laziness and lack of tilt control are restricting their improvement most, but I also think that those are skills much harder to learn than the actual poker skills/knowledge.

lol, look at people like axxit, I'm sure there are more like him out there.