Is this some kind of level? I feel like you, a person who consistently bags on Canada for its low quality universities, would not be making these typical undergrad grammar errors. What's going on here?

I was drinking.

Part II! Part II!

+1

So, start drinking again and follow up with II and III.

I started drinking three hours ago.

I'll do part II in a few minutes.

What do you usually drink Henry?

My drink of choice is cognac.

Ok so you sneak out and you think this is the end of it. That night you go to 80s night were you see the girl from the after party. Nothing exciting happens although she does show a lot of interest.

Next day you avoid the restaurant because you don't want to run into her. The afternoon is fine and that night you go to karaoke. You don't like karaoke but your friend runs the night and it is the best choice for Monday night when there is no NFL.

HC shows up. It wasn't hard to guess you would be there and this is obviously not a coincidence. You luck out since a friend of yours is into her and she seems like she might be interest in him as well -- he looks like James Van Der Beek and is the lead singer in a emo band so karaoke is a good venue for him. You push them together then use the kitchen to sneak out and go to a connected bar that has a lineup so should be safe.

You spend some time drinking with some friends. The escape seems to have worked. Tired so go home. Less than an hour later the phone rings and it is the front desk. Switch to the channel that has the front desk security feed and there is HC. Do not answer. Make sure door is locked. Go to bed.

Next you talk to the main security guy and are told that she waited around for over an hour. You explain the situation to him and ask him to make sure the other staff know not to let her in no matter what she says.

You go out to drink with Mark and John. While out you run into the girl who your drove to the other city. She invites you to some live music thing and also suggests that you should come see her at work. After she leaves the group changes locations to go see a girl Mark is interested in.

By the time dinner time comes around HC starts calling. You don't pick up. Then twenty minutes later you see a payphone from a bar a block from you house. Then half an hour later another unknown payphone. All in all there is at least a half dozen calls from various payphones. That night you are going out to a bar far from the bar district that you can only get to by driving or a $40+ cab ride so you feel safe. At last call you get a call from the front desk that you don't answer. Just to be safe you go thought the back door when you get home and avoid the lobby.

This goes on for the next four nights. In the meantime you have two dates with the other girl. Both were safe since the live music venue is unpopular and the other date was at a gay club. Things are going good but now she wants you to come to her b-day party which is at a venue that HC will be able to find you. You are a little concerned that this is going to lead to drama.

Then you catch a major break. HC calls and leaves a message. She is in the psych ward. She wants to know if you can bring her smokes. For some stupid reason -- part of which was to confirm of this was actually true -- you go. She is there. The circumstances of how she ended up there are unclear and you are not really paying attention. You basically just want to put in the five minutes and get out.

You go out and have a good time. The next few days are HC free.

Then you get a call and it is HC from the hospital. She is being let out but only if she goes and stays with her aunt in a different city. She has no way to get there and asks you for a drive. You feel bad so say sure.

She shows up at you place with a suitcase. She is there for only thirty minutes but a few hundred dollars go missing. You are never sure it was her. A substantially larger amount of money was left untouched. Odds are it was her but you are not sure.

You drive her to the other city planning to drive home that night. When you get there you know the aunt's live-in BF. ****. Anyway, somehow you end up staying for a couple of days. You finally get out and drive home. You thought that would be the end of it but no -- she'll show up back at home in a couple of weeks.

Haha awesome TR, Henry, but WTF are you doing.
I hope your no tolerance policy was put in effect right after your intermezzo with HC.

See, LT5? Told you so.

Is there no filling in of the blanks to explain how you end up staying a couple of days with this girl who has begun being or at least acting like a crazy stalker? That part of the story just happened so quickly.

Spurious,

HC, Other City Girl, and two other girls that I also dated all around the same time are where the strict rules came from. I had four pretty bad experiences in a row. This was one of my peaks in drinking and drug use so I wasn't making the best decisions.

LKJ,

Arrived early evening. I knew the BF but hadn't seen him in years so that meant I had a couple of hours to not be rude. The Aunt was moving the next day so I threw out a do you need any help offer that wasn't really sincere but just one of those things you offer knowing they will say no it is ok -- well they snap accepted. So I spent the next day helping strangers move. At the point I could have left but I had some other stuff to do so stayed a little longer.

props you were right.

My duty free store cashiering experience finally pays off.

lol not sure what to say but nice story.

LOL Henry's TR.

The seems like the Adventures of Young Henry or something! Very un-henry like moves!

i'd love to be dressed by henry as part of some type of queer eye for the straight guy-esque type reality show.

A few years ago in Vegas I went to a mall with *TT* and he gave me some fashion advice and helped me pick out some good clothes, it was pretty helpful. I endorse this plan.

Henry confirmed *TT*?

i assume this TR ends with henry capturing osama

This was all 14-15 years ago.

Boston is on my short-list for late-summer travel.

I think I've spent more time talking with TT's girlfriend than anyone else in the world in the last 2 weeks.

Brag?

TT come at me bro.

;-)

What were the labels on the other shelfs of booze?

Just normal names. Wine closet was by varietal but also had a section maked Do Not Touch. Champagne was labelled Vintage, NV, and Stripper. I also had labels for Vodka, Rum, Gin, Tequila, etc --I was a little OCD about my bar set up. I use to stock more varieties of alcohol than most bars. The fridge was all beer / coolers -- no labels but they were sorted by type of beer. Popular beers got a full row and unpopular beers got a half-row that they had to share with another unpopular beer - alternating ABABAB. I even had a very basic inventory system and a formula for what beers made the list / got cut.

This is no longer my setup but once I move I'm setting it back up only this time it is going to be even bigger and better.