Not enough friday night TR so ill add my lame story. Went out with 2 guy friends and randomly ran into one of my friends, friends who was a girl. I've hung out with her a few times before she has a bf who lives like 4 states away. My friend is really good friends with her but he is an interesting charcter, in the 8 years I've known him he's never had a gf and I've never seen him kiss a chick. So me and her are drinking a lot, she keeps asking my friend to dance and drink more. He shows no interest at all and he was getting mad at how much she's drinking. I ask him what his deal is and he tells me she has a bf.

So im talking to her and she tells me she hasn't talked to her bf in 2 weeks. We end up dancing, she's grinding on me hard. Slow song comes on and she tells me she feels bad, I remind her bf is in another state and she hasn't talked to him in 2 weeks. We go back to dancing, after a while we realize friend is starring us down hard. She tells me she thinks im really hot, tells me she loves dancing with me, hints that she wants to smash. Friend continues to stare, she slows down the grinding and tells me she can't do this tonight. She shed's a tear, I lose interest as this situation is now too complicated. We leave bar and part ways. So in the end all I ended up getting was a dance partner for an hour. Friend seemed ok with it he txtd me to hang out tonight.

My story is lamer: As I'm leaving pub to go to bar I find out about the US poker thing and spend the evening making phone calls & texts rather than talking to anyone. Good time to get drunk though.

Karak (yeota feel free to jump in),

I was discussing fat people with a friend yesterday. I know there are certain genetic predispositions and everyone is different and all that jazz. But at the end of the day, you still have a choice of how much you eat, what you eat, and how much you exercise. Given that you have some control over your weight, and the tremendous stigma attached to being fat (even if you don't care about dating hot girls, being fat can hold you back in the workplace - all things being equal, most people hiring will discriminate against the fatty, as it's unconsciously perceived as being lazy, poor, unintelligent). If I were fat I would do everything in my power to lose weight, but a lot of fat people don't really seem to care.

Why are you guys fat? Karak, I know you used to be quite a bit fatter. Why did you stop losing weight? Too busy with law school?

It seems odd that people would voluntarily make things so harder for themselves.

looolll gcg trollin it up

i think it has something to do with complacency. like when you're working out every day and in a routine and when you don't go to the gym one day you feel ****ty or whatever. but when you're regularly not going to the gym, it seems normal then not to and you lose the motivation that you previously had to maintain your body.

i am going through something similar. i used to be in the gym 5+ times per week, slowly stopped going (to lift, spefically). now i pretty much only go to the gym to play basketball and lost all my drive to lift weights and get swoll.

Yea this, it's just so easy to fall into a routine and rationalize being content with your lifestyle or procrastinate making changes.

In the last 8 months I've gone from ****ing enormous to just really fat aorn, gonna keep going obv but it's certainly not been easy. I'm really embarrassed that I let myself go for that long, and that's hard to live with. However hopefully by the fall I'll be close to where I want to be and actually have some content for this thread instead of lurking

im not actually fat anymore, and i never regained the weight. i can almost guarantee that on a daily basis i eat better than prob most everyone ITT who isn't a serious athlete (and if you have good genetics, you don't need to worry about eating as well anyways).

but did making that post make you feel better about yourself in at least ONE attribute?!

<3

well i was totally going to double team a chick w/ yeota on the small couch i was sleeping on (because we can only have fun when out or evaluate ourselves highly if we interact with females), but then i passed out too soon.

19yo did try to corner me at the party i was at, but i managed to duck out quickly enough. and BG got so drunk she reached the stage of sheer obnoxiousness or there could've been an entertaining TR there.

someone please ban this tard.

yeota,
This is very promising. You might be all the way out of the doghouse before long.

Yeota and I have one ****ing epic trip report holy ****

lol black people (no hate CC and WSOP circuit event Michael)

What the ****, are you mad that martilo stole your bit? Post it or don't, but enough with the teasers.

we're going to co-write it tomorrow. yeota says he thinks it'll be above average, while i believe it will be epic.

To be epic, I think a TR has to spark 100+ posts on its own within 12 hours. We can't just go throwing the word epic around all the time; it has to be something to aspire to.

In conclusion, you people who post teasers are horrible, but I still hope that you make good on the hype.

What TR has ever done that, LKJ? You're setting your expectations pretty high.

the only epic thing in this thread lately is the steamer that karak took between his posts between friday night and saturday afternoon.

it's not a touchy subject [my name is karak, not gcg! ;-)]. i just said im 58 and sort of frat to the bro while trolling him, bro.

wait i thought you were in your 20s...if i knew you were 58 i would be more impressed with your latchiness to a 19 yo

she's 20 now bro

Didnt go out tonight(not really, but it was pouring and thunderstorming) but went next door to this girls place and chilled there, had some more friends, it was like 10 of us total playing different drinking games and what not. Than this dude was gaming this chick on the phone and we were all(5 guys 5 girls) talking over optimal talk of what to send back to her to get in her pants that night(it worked...ship it...olol), it amazes me on how consistently bad advice girls can initialy give, although they tended to agree with what us guys were recommending as a decent line, but the lines they originally gave were so god awful.

We picked up the text conversation about her(most of these are paraphrased, will retype blatant mistakes after i wake up):

Priorly friend had been texting her, he works at the campus mart on north campus and she came in earlier today and hung out with him and the other guy who worked there for like an hour, which his a huge sign already. She told him to text her when he got off work(another huge sign cause his shift ends at 1 AM...lol). But also it must be known that this dude, although very average looking, is not that great with women past the makeout stage, hes very bad at closing.

So to the text message.

Her: Nah...Im just chillin in bed but have noone to cuddle with. [thinly veiled???...butnahh]

*Now if it was up to me, this text message would end here and wouldnt require more than 1 from my friend but my adive got overlooked for some pussy message.

Him: I am only 5 minutes away, just hanging with some friends [bleh i hate this message, seems needy but i only had one ddue on my side with this]

Her: AHh, thats cool. I am about to pass out anyway so its not a big deal. WE can take a raincheck(arnt girls clever... cause it was raining!)

Him: Thats a good idea, and I want the rain check now [again far from optimal but i guess its not that bad, a couple girls were like just tell her ok and good night, i luld...bitches gonna be dumb...and it sucks that my text was denied: "No better time to get wet"]

Her: You sure? You should just have fun with your friends.

*Finally they listen to me and the only other sane dude there it seemed, although they still managed to dumb it down a little*

Him: This is dying down anyway(lol, not really), planning on leaving in like 10 minutes [i was in favor of the ambiguity of the leaving line, dont know how you guys feel about this, i always like text messages that cant be taken one of two ways, could mean "leaving to come to your place", or "leaving back home" eiother way, whichever way she wants it to be she will read it as.]

her: Ok text me when your here

Score!

Also I have a class with the girl and she has no ****ing clue. Gonna give her a shameful look on monday ldo

note to self left off on post #23547

did e for the first time tonight. not gonna lie i love it. like might do it all the time based on tomorrows hangover. went to picnic day. think its one of the biggest student gatherings. last year was 100k ppl. got bossed up (edit- that means getting head for ppl who don't know) on a car and couldnt even get hard from being so ****ed up. ex gf is on her way over to spend the night. i'm still rolling so i just want to have someone to spoon with and talk to otherwise id go crazy.

prettty ****ing happy

You won't be posting tomorrow. See you on Monday.

Mondays use to be the worse. The only other online community I have ever been a member of was a online rave / EDM community and on Mondays everyone would be just nasty because they were all feeling like ****.

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Mini TR: I went to a burlesque show last night and one of the performers looked like female Dids. It was uncanny.