X2 I currently have a handle of citrus burnetts and a handle of Black velvet.

I'm with fishmeout though I rarely shoot them and just make sure I have some good mixers.

Also karak if you really wanna have sexy time with her(having a killer ass is enough for me ldo) I would do as what yeota said and test her in a couple of weeks and see whats up and go from there.

yeah i think it'll still be warm. tbh that night at the party i went up to her and whens he told me i was leaving i said "oh no! That's not good. ill be so sad!" with a smirk and she insta rubbed up against me, rubbed my chest and said "I'm sorry [karak], but i just cant stay awake. i was up all night last night for some reason." and then she texted me the next morning apologizing for leaving the party and saying she heard i had a good time and did this and that (thanks for giving her the scouting report, girl's roommate).

also fb stalked her boyfriend (she added me so obv i checked his page through her link) and he had this SUPER emo status message about his life crumbling and everything dear to him coming down or something that went up at like 7-8 PM last night (the evening after she and i hooked up)

my gosh it was so bad and you are talking to a guy who likes to drink vodka (ketel one or vox generally) and jack and johnny straight up

Just posting here to say Karak your SC2 line was epically awesome because I'm a nerd like that.

Meh. FWIW I only had it mixed with some type of soda. BTW IIRC it's something like 92 proof, so maybe it's just bad because of the extra alcohol?

THIS WTF. It sounded like you got no p in v action so therefore no hook up. Unless I somehow missed that part of the story.

you guys need to watch more jersey shore

that show owns my lingo now

I just punched myself in the face after reading this.
Feel a bit better now fwiw.

LOL A+

i just wokeup from my comma. i liked karak's TR but i don't get how she turned you on more than anyone else. i also hate the vagueness of saying "we go at it" and stuff. did u finger her or what?

i got as far as karak last night except i just sat down on a couch next to a girl and randomly started making out with her. then i drunkenly/awkwardly couldn't get my hand down her pants cuz of the dress to leggings situation. then everyone came into the living room so i stopped.

I'm honestly surprised that no one has commented on the fact that I just randomly decided to give this girl serious business life advice on my way out to no benefit of my own. I thought I'd take some heat from that for sure (and that was heat I was willing to take as I'm sort of curious why I decided to go on that tangent with her. I guess it's kind of me trying to be older and more mature and giving her life advice from my "wisdom and experience" lololol but that kind of is stupid given the facts of the whole situation).

lol karak no one really cares that much what you do when it comes to talking to girls, we just like when you finally get with girls.
that being said, i need to start on something, anything, cause i want to post itt more.

when i used to post back in ssnl life thread i used to base some of my actions irl on how funny it'd be to put in a TR. maybe you take the most dramatic approach to everything for the sake of a good story.

i watched laguna beach, the hills, jersey shore, etc. which is probably why when i hookup with a girl i'm immediately over it and then try to get every single one of her friends. speaking of which, last night my brother brought home the girl i banged in the bathroom that has huge boobs.

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it really didnt sound that lame i swear

this is also the same guy who dropped diamond sc2 player

my skills know no bounds

i just randomly check this thread so i don't know your backstory but maybe you did have an ulterior motive, given that you asked itt how to keep her buying temperature up

but either way that sounds like good advice so it was a good thing regardless of whether you have a horse in the race

ya Santa Claus knows no bounds too

"my ladies like blunts hit em twice if not once. i blow em off and just pass em to my bros"

custer, wish you wouldnt troll karak.
love,
eric

and who are you again?

care to elaborate? i have a strong read that this girl i'm talking to has an out of town bf but she hasn't told me or mentioned him.

I'm guessing it would be best to just proceed as if he doesn't exist?

**** it
you've got the greenlight, but not from him

JETTOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 i love that you post ITT

im eric.

Thats what you are not who you are