"Ask Out A Girl" Thread: 2014 Year of the Petite Brunette and Pissing On Dudes - Page 419

I have been effectively using comments about masturbation and my penis to steer conversation away from anything resembling normal discussion to conversations that I want to have when drunk.

i know a friend with same tactic

09-03-2010 , 09:20 AM

#10452

LKJ

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Normally I don't get as much amusement from drunk Karak as others do, but last night's shenanigans are pretty damn funny to read this morning.

09-03-2010 , 10:26 AM

#10453

Vintage00

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Quote:

Originally Posted by LKJ

Normally I don't get as much amusement from drunk Karak as others do, but last night's shenanigans are pretty damn funny to read this morning.

+1

Karak, should I feel special for knowing what all your fly honeyz look like? Or did I just catch you at the right drunken moment on AIM?

09-03-2010 , 10:55 AM

#10454

Skelaton4

journeyman

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Vintage Tell me they are at least worthy of all the posts about them..

09-03-2010 , 10:59 AM

#10455

Vintage00

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They are def. respectable. Karak and I have like... 85% of the same taste in women, but the 15% that's different is WAY different. As a result, his preferences are a little different than mine.

I'd still bang 'em though, since he won't.

09-03-2010 , 11:28 AM

#10456

Vintage00

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Taking FTP robe girl tailgating + to the game tomorrow afternoon. Should be a fun time, trying to make some progress with her.

Pics MAYBE (not promising) unless too much ice cream (see - booze) gets consumed.

09-03-2010 , 11:53 AM

#10457

LKJ

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Vintage00

Ice cream means booze, bananas means weed...I don't even know WTF is going on in the world anymore.

09-03-2010 , 11:55 AM

#10458

Vintage00

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I heard "ice cream" as far back as 2004 fwiw.

"bananas" still somewhat new to me, but it makes me laugh.

09-03-2010 , 11:58 AM

#10459

zzthe3rd

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in HS we used "butter" instead of bananas and "jelly" instead of booze. too many kids were idiots and got caught via aimlogs.

best part was our indoor team getting a bunch of jerseys printed up saying "Butter and Jelly All Stars" and all the parents thinking they were sooo clever for figuring out it meant BJ. rofl

09-03-2010 , 12:32 PM

#10460

GoCubsGo

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zz that's so awesome

09-03-2010 , 12:41 PM

#10461

Flyingbanana

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I never knew bananas meant weed..

My name keeps on taking new directions.

09-03-2010 , 02:06 PM

#10462

thebigeasy59

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anybody in here ever have a positive experience with an LDR? I know that they're pretty stupid and whatever, but I'm not about to break it off with this girl solely because i'm moving away in a few days, and I don't think she wants that either. We're at least going to test it out, but if anyone has anything reasonable to contribute that isn't "LDR's suck don't do it" that would be neat.

09-03-2010 , 02:09 PM

#10463

Vintage00

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Just to be 100% realistic with you, every couple heading into a LDR thinks that they are the minority "special relationship" that can make it. Most are wrong.

09-03-2010 , 02:11 PM

#10464

GoodGame

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Vintage00

Just to be 100% realistic with you, every couple heading into a relationship thinks that they are the minority "special relationship" that can make it. Most are wrong.

fyp

09-03-2010 , 02:13 PM

#10465

goofyballer

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TBE's in loooooooove

09-03-2010 , 02:15 PM

#10466

il_martilo

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LOL drunk Karak.

09-03-2010 , 02:26 PM

#10467

Mittens

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Quote:

Originally Posted by thebigeasy59

They can definitely work if you both trust each other, as in, they can be fulfilling and last as long as you want them to. In my experience the main problem with long distance relationships is that you miss out on everything that you would get from a relationship with someone closer or from just plowing randoms close by.

If this girl means so much more to than any other could that you're willing to give up regular sex and intimacy then go for it. Probability suggests she's not, but it can definitely work (if you both trust each other) if you want it to.

09-03-2010 , 02:26 PM

#10468

thebigeasy59

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Vintage00

Just to be 100% realistic with you, every couple heading into a LDR thinks that they are the minority "special relationship" that can make it. Most are wrong.

i mean i know you're exaggerating when you say EVERY couple that...., but I do agree with you entirely. that said, we haven't said anything about being in a special spot or anything. we simply don't have any desire to break it off at this point simply because there's a 3 hour drive in between us. at this point, I want it to work out, and so does she, and these things can obviously change given the low success rate of LDR's.

sigh i don't even know what i'm asking.

09-03-2010 , 02:29 PM

#10469

Mittens

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You guys have been seeing each other for 1 month right?

09-03-2010 , 02:35 PM

#10470

Vintage00

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Quote:

Originally Posted by thebigeasy59

1) I wasn't exaggerating
2) It's not really something you usually "talk" about. You justboth think you're gonna make it. Realistically, that's just not likely.

edit --

Quote:

Originally Posted by goofyballer

TBE's in loooooooove

This.

09-03-2010 , 02:38 PM

#10471

thebigeasy59

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Mittens

You guys have been seeing each other for 1 month right?

yeah about that, but we've known each other for a long time and this has progressed faster than any other relationship I've ever been a part of, and she's said the same.

09-03-2010 , 02:46 PM

#10472

Mandor_TFL

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Quote:

Originally Posted by thebigeasy59

yeah about that, but we've known each other for a long time and this has progressed faster than any other relationship I've ever been a part of, and she's said the same.

3 hours doesnt seem that terrible. Would it be a reasonable expectation that you two could be together every other weekend? Hell you two could even actually study during the week instead of ****ing like rabbits.

I mean there is LDR and then there is LDR. Plane flight apart is different than 3 hour drive.

09-03-2010 , 02:54 PM

#10473

GoCubsGo

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I would only do it if she was well out of my league and I knew I couldn't do any better. Or you can hedge and see if something develops w another girl that you like more (without doing anything sexual w new girl) but that's kinda unethical and I'd feel a bit guilty.

09-03-2010 , 02:55 PM

#10474

Vintage00

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liking the use of "hedge" in this situation. nh

09-03-2010 , 02:55 PM

#10475

thebigeasy59

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I don't have a car, she's done school and has a somewhat demanding mon-fri 8-5 job. I mean it's not inconceivable that we could spend some amount of time together during the year (which we actually sort of already have planned), though every other weekend seems a bit unlikely. She's not really the type to just put 2 weekends a month on the backburner given some of the extracurricular stuff she has going on (big family including an upcoming wedding, she sings for a bunch of people, etc., just generally pretty busy, as I'm sure I'll be as well). Obviously the easy part is when we're together for that 2-3 days or w/e.

Last edited by thebigeasy59; 09-03-2010 at 03:06 PM. Reason: this was @ mandor's post btw.

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