"Ask Out A Girl" Thread: 2014 Year of the Petite Brunette and Pissing On Dudes
05-19-2010
, 07:59 PM
05-19-2010
, 08:27 PM
05-19-2010
, 08:32 PM
The girl next door is beautiful. Little indian number with huge tits. We always run into each other. She went to my high school and there is some previous history but its too long to go through right now. Today i was in my underpants reading 2+2 and just sort of nonchalantly texted the girl to come out in the backyard to play soccer. She insta responds with
"yaaaaaaaa let's play!!!!
"
very unexpected. I instashower and stuff every last piece of dirty clothing in my room either underneath the bed or in my closet, just in case some **** goes down.
We meet outside. She quickly organizes a game. We play. I play rough: shoulder bumping, shirt pulling and the ever popular back down ( which is kinda gay tbh if i was playing 1-1 basketball with a dude but this was obv different.)
We have a break, I hand her some water ( i brought two) and we play some more across the street on this business lawn. She says its nicer grass. Up until this point we've been playing pretty hard which is not what i expected at all. She's pretty bad at teh soccer but is running around like an East-African runner. Eventually we slow down and actually talk a little bit, and then sit down side by side on this pavement ledge as we drink.
I learn that
1. She has a great all around body. lol tight shorts ftw
2. Shes going to school in september and works 2 jobs now.
3. Is "talking to some guy" that apparently knows who I am. My name got brought up somehow. She said the name but i didn't recognize.
We talk fluff for like 20 minutes or so and then her dweeb bro asks her to drive him somewhere. It actually was great timing because i needed a shower and felt like some tuna and milk. We went out 1 hour later rollerblading and she her friend whom i know and plan on banging this summer for like 1 hour. So much fun. We ass pushed each other to give boosts just like in rollerderby.
was just bored and felt like writing this up because its a matter of when not if as far as im concerned of nailing this girl and i like this thread.
oh btw she said shes inviting the guy tommorow to play soccer with me and the other girl.
"yaaaaaaaa let's play!!!!
"very unexpected. I instashower and stuff every last piece of dirty clothing in my room either underneath the bed or in my closet, just in case some **** goes down.
We meet outside. She quickly organizes a game. We play. I play rough: shoulder bumping, shirt pulling and the ever popular back down ( which is kinda gay tbh if i was playing 1-1 basketball with a dude but this was obv different.)
We have a break, I hand her some water ( i brought two) and we play some more across the street on this business lawn. She says its nicer grass. Up until this point we've been playing pretty hard which is not what i expected at all. She's pretty bad at teh soccer but is running around like an East-African runner. Eventually we slow down and actually talk a little bit, and then sit down side by side on this pavement ledge as we drink.
I learn that
1. She has a great all around body. lol tight shorts ftw
2. Shes going to school in september and works 2 jobs now.
3. Is "talking to some guy" that apparently knows who I am. My name got brought up somehow. She said the name but i didn't recognize.
We talk fluff for like 20 minutes or so and then her dweeb bro asks her to drive him somewhere. It actually was great timing because i needed a shower and felt like some tuna and milk. We went out 1 hour later rollerblading and she her friend whom i know and plan on banging this summer for like 1 hour. So much fun. We ass pushed each other to give boosts just like in rollerderby.
was just bored and felt like writing this up because its a matter of when not if as far as im concerned of nailing this girl and i like this thread.
oh btw she said shes inviting the guy tommorow to play soccer with me and the other girl.
05-19-2010
, 09:50 PM
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I'm a little slow, I'm just catching onto something now. Yeota has lost 80 lbs. in the last year? So that means he was probably quite a bit heavier when he started banging that girl? ****, that's even more impressive. With all due respect to martilo, I may have been too hasty in declaring him to be the pimp of the thread, yeota has a real claim of his own to that title.
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The girl next door is beautiful. Little indian number with huge tits. We always run into each other. She went to my high school and there is some previous history but its too long to go through right now. Today i was in my underpants reading 2+2 and just sort of nonchalantly texted the girl to come out in the backyard to play soccer. She insta responds with
"yaaaaaaaa let's play!!!!"
very unexpected. I instashower and stuff every last piece of dirty clothing in my room either underneath the bed or in my closet, just in case some **** goes down.
We meet outside. She quickly organizes a game. We play. I play rough: shoulder bumping, shirt pulling and the ever popular back down ( which is kinda gay tbh if i was playing 1-1 basketball with a dude but this was obv different.)
We have a break, I hand her some water ( i brought two) and we play some more across the street on this business lawn. She says its nicer grass. Up until this point we've been playing pretty hard which is not what i expected at all. She's pretty bad at teh soccer but is running around like an East-African runner. Eventually we slow down and actually talk a little bit, and then sit down side by side on this pavement ledge as we drink.
I learn that
1. She has a great all around body. lol tight shorts ftw
2. Shes going to school in september and works 2 jobs now.
3. Is "talking to some guy" that apparently knows who I am. My name got brought up somehow. She said the name but i didn't recognize.
We talk fluff for like 20 minutes or so and then her dweeb bro asks her to drive him somewhere. It actually was great timing because i needed a shower and felt like some tuna and milk. We went out 1 hour later rollerblading and she her friend whom i know and plan on banging this summer for like 1 hour. So much fun. We ass pushed each other to give boosts just like in rollerderby.
was just bored and felt like writing this up because its a matter of when not if as far as im concerned of nailing this girl and i like this thread.
oh btw she said shes inviting the guy tommorow to play soccer with me and the other girl.
"yaaaaaaaa let's play!!!!
"very unexpected. I instashower and stuff every last piece of dirty clothing in my room either underneath the bed or in my closet, just in case some **** goes down.
We meet outside. She quickly organizes a game. We play. I play rough: shoulder bumping, shirt pulling and the ever popular back down ( which is kinda gay tbh if i was playing 1-1 basketball with a dude but this was obv different.)
We have a break, I hand her some water ( i brought two) and we play some more across the street on this business lawn. She says its nicer grass. Up until this point we've been playing pretty hard which is not what i expected at all. She's pretty bad at teh soccer but is running around like an East-African runner. Eventually we slow down and actually talk a little bit, and then sit down side by side on this pavement ledge as we drink.
I learn that
1. She has a great all around body. lol tight shorts ftw
2. Shes going to school in september and works 2 jobs now.
3. Is "talking to some guy" that apparently knows who I am. My name got brought up somehow. She said the name but i didn't recognize.
We talk fluff for like 20 minutes or so and then her dweeb bro asks her to drive him somewhere. It actually was great timing because i needed a shower and felt like some tuna and milk. We went out 1 hour later rollerblading and she her friend whom i know and plan on banging this summer for like 1 hour. So much fun. We ass pushed each other to give boosts just like in rollerderby.
was just bored and felt like writing this up because its a matter of when not if as far as im concerned of nailing this girl and i like this thread.
oh btw she said shes inviting the guy tommorow to play soccer with me and the other girl.
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