selective quoting from my 130am post:
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Originally Posted by zugzwang83
45% chance she met some dude on wednesday in class or somewhere that pwns me in all aspects, he got her number and now she has upgraded to an interest in him instead of me
FW texted me earlier to get the stream for the la liga games... weird cuz we usually watch big game together but w/e. update her on the scores and give her the site, she is saddened by barcas lead and that was that, told myself not gonna text her back or anything. cuz i ball hard like that
she just called at 5 to go play soccer cuz they needed 1 more for 3v3.. so i go and shes there with this fker ERIC.
things are chummy with me and FW during the game, we are on same team making magical passes and shes doing her stepover thing that makes me swoon. however over the course of the game and in btwn games i deduce that they were at the pool earlier as he says smth bout lifeguarding and she had her suit on, then they played tennis, then we all met up for the soccer with me, FW, eric, and 3 of his friends.
things about eric (henceforth dubbed My Arch Nemesis, or MAN):
-hes like an inch taller than me, so a half inch taller than her. advantage MAN.
-hes not as good looking as i am (if you remember back, i rated myself slightly above avg, this kid is prob like a ~6). advantage ZZ
-hes WAY skinnier than me. im 170 and extremely athletic looking, but im well aware of the many many many girls who prefer the super skinny ones. advantage unknown (for now)
-hes good at tennis (beat her by a lot), im bad at tennis (FW beat me by alot), and hes bad at soccer and im really good. advantage unknown (fornow)
-he will be here all summer, i leave june 8th, FW leaves june 25th. advantage MAN
-hes blonde, im italian looking. advantage probably MAN (assuming she fits in with the latin stereotype of loving blonde guys)
-im on the corec team with FW, but since im good at soccer and MAN & his friends are mediocre they asked me to play with them in the mens league as well. i should be able to use this insider opportunity to find out all of his weaknesses.
plan of action:
i figure by june 8th i can prob drop about 15 lbs. should FW be the kind that prefers super skinny, i will negate that advantage. ill also start practicing tennis every day until im the next rafael nadal - and even change my name to rafa if need be. im also quitting smoking (just in case she knew MAN before wednesday and that was what made her change tunes). 23 days is more than enough time imo.
GAMEEEEE ONNNNN