Despite what I said earlier on this page, I like your style.

have absolutely no link to cite this to, but i read a study recently that said like 85% of women prefer to have alcohol before any type of sexual activity

and a significant % of married women said they need to be drinking to have sex or something

weird

its not weird guys look funny naked

tru

you are absolutely right, i just wanted to double quote those posts.

i thought that was standard for everybody? everyone loses their self-consciousness and guys last longer. it's hard for me to imagine having a hookup outside of a relationship completely sober at this point.

also i could see why married woman would want it. alcohol+sex probably makes them happy because it triggers memories of all the random hookups they had when they were in their prime

Depends on the night but this can definitely be a viable strategy.

I miss the days where I was allowed to have one night flings.

if at any point within the next 60 days i come in here and say i am in a relationship with BG please shoot me

ty in advance

There's no danger of this happening. After all, you're losing interest in her for any number of reasons and not at all interested in anything beyond seeing her casually.

I know this because you told us this. And you would never go back on what you previously said.

Sigh I suck at life. Went out last night, made some new friends anf then ended up drunk texting that girl at 4:30am. Woke up this morning to find out about the text. here is the text:

Me: "I hope you're doing well. I for one am not. I hate not being able to hear your voice every morning or night. I hate what you did. I want you more than anything. I don't like how you didn't want to ruin our "friendship". Screw that, I would rather have you was a significant other than a "friend. I know you don't want to rush into things and ruin our friendship. I want you and I don't care how long it takes."

Her response: "****** don't be like that...please. Or we won't have anything. "

Fckkkkkkkk why do I runbad in this game of life and do stupid things like this? Can someone seriously punch me in the throat? Btw I'm still drunkkkk from last night

Edit: nvm not a runbad in life but tilt + spewy play = GG >=[

Am I the only guy in the world who has never sent an emo drunk text to a girl?

Why do you do this? Your situation is over and I would distance yourself from her.

I drink often with my buddies. Never have I been drunk before until last night.

Deleted her number so I don't do stupid shxt like this anymore.

Are you like 16?

Prop bet?

Such little faith. As detailed above, a relationship won't possibly happen because he told us multiple times that it wouldn't.

I know, I know, "Sometimes men take matters into their own hands."

But I say, no sir. Karak made it clear just a moment ago that his men never take matters into their own hands. His men follow orders or people die. So there shouldn't be any danger of a relationship happening here at all.

wow LKJ be more of a douche

fwiw I laughed at both above LKJ posts...

Come on dude, the chance to simultaneously bust your chops and reference A Few Good Men? I can't pass on that.

i know im just playin along seesh :-(

Good, I'm glad you weren't actually man-struating, especially since I was dogging you about a...success?

If you're in a relationship with BG in the next 60 days, you have to write a love poem to TUTS and post it here. And also to change your avatar to a Red Sox legend that isn't named Buckner.

Pedro will work.

Through his silence, Karak accepts these terms. I mean, for a big Yankee fan, that has to be a reasonable substitute for being shot...right?

Pedro Martinez, in a Red Sox uniform and not one of those other teams he played for, with no negative spin to the picture of any kind, becomes the avatar for a full month if he enters a relationship with this girl.

Naturally he could just not admit it online, but a combination of the honor system and yeota should keep him honest.

yikes

I'm curious how many people actually do this. I know a few (not many) friends who do and it has always boggled my mind. Just completely kills your chances unless the girl is infatuated with you

and you guys can't see it but El_D has been pming me that im in love and gunna get married all day

f y'all

and ill never change my avatar ever

i'd rather be shot

It's horrifying to watch.

My friend was SO in with a girl that he likes if he would just nut up and make a move. He has hesitated so far even though she has made it really obvious that she digs him. I see him go up to her in the bar a couple of nights ago and say something, I see her get weirded out and walk away. I said, "What the hell did you say to her???" He said, "That she means more to me than I mean to her." I wanted to ****ing slap him. This guy can't get out of his own way...he already has this girl hook, line and sinker, and he's done everything in his power to blow it now. My attempts to tell him that he was in no way going out of his league (and he really wasn't) obviously didn't get him over the confidence hump.