Really? Your standards don't lower when you're drunk?

Mine virtually disappear.

only because she's a personal trainer and has the body to prove it

qualify that vintage

True. She is a bit of a butter face. Not hideous tho. Nowhere near the worst I've tagged.

you guys are idiots. of course a 3some is a huge brag. some never experience it in their lives. the first 3some you have to me should always be counted the same as hooking up with a 9 or 10

Can we take a second to congratulate Karak on the greatest post ever please?

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as for the 3some math, a 3/10 and a 4/10 automatically become a 4 and 5 respectively when they agree to a threesome, and become a 5 and 6 respectively when they agree to allow you to be the third party. 5+6=11/10. best i can do.

Greatest Post Ever

butnahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

" I never ****ed a ten...never ****ed a ten........ but one night, I ****ed five twos! And that **** outta count!"

-George Carlin

update on this night.

the house party was pretty legit. i saw a few people i had went to highschool with that are probably seniors this year lol. right when i showed up security came so some people left but more quickly came. there was a DJ who played a lot of the cataracts which are one of my favorite rap groups so another brag. i smashed on beer pong and during the 3rd game a fight broke out in the dance area. everyone ended up leaving because apparently the cops were coming back out.

our group went across the street to a garage where some people were smoking and drinking. the girl i was talking about before i left wasn't there but i was with her 3 friends and they all came up to me and told me that she had sex at some point with some random guy and it was horrible and that i need to hit it.

i ended up going back to my parents place at like 4am. the last thing i remember is being in bed.i had to be up at 9am for my nephews baseball game to do some dugout thing. i just wokeup and called my parents saying no one called me to wake me up. my mom told me she went instead because she found me passed out at 7am on the toilet. for some reason the toilet thing always happens when i spend the night here

EDIT- i just remembered taking shots of "tarantula" vodka, which i've never heard of, with a girl who was being pressured to do them but didn't want to do it alone so passing out on the toilet is starting to become believable lol. having a BBQ today at a friends and then going to some party where i should be seeing the girl in question. it seems like a lock at this point but i don't want to come off as arrogant.

i just started a vlog so some of this will be on there

You add the number of each girl. This is settled law. See Li'l Wayne "Bad Side" (2007) ("And if the bitch ain't fine I don't mind, two nickels make a dime every time.").

Vintage, post pics of the girls ffs, it's not like anyone can trainwreck ugly chicks

Thanks for the love. Karak, you're wrong. Also, your weird nose thing is also incorrect.

goofy, check PMs

Pretty much all this lol. Thats one of my goals is to have a threesome. Props to Vintage

PMs are for *****.

But anyway:

Not only is Fly a good poster on his own merits, but it's good to have another law nerd ITT. Italicizing "see"? Quality.

I agree, addition principle is a good one.

lol quality post.

Keanu Reeves<Nick Cage imo

I agree, Cage actually deserved that Oscar he got a really long damn time ago. He just sucks most of the time, not all the time like Keanu.

However, I think he's more fun to bag on for whatever reason, so he was the choice.

Hey again guys, Theres this girl i want to hook up with, But the beat is shes 15 lol.. and im 18. In the UK she has to be 16 for it to be legal for me to have sex with her. anyways heres her pic. I think shes a solid 8/10.

Tell me if i should still hook up with her or i shouldnt.

http://img704.yfrog.com/img704/8269/girlxq.jpg

Holla if you need more pics.

She's srsly 15?

Yup!. I was shocked too. I was thinking this has to be a lie. I would still bang her though even tho shes under age lol

I don't think "prison rape" means what you think it means.

Ok I preface this with yes I'm nearly 24 and yes I hooked up with someone who is 19 like less than 7 days ago.

BUT

18 to 15 is a totally different story. Why even bother with that? Plus, if it's illegal you should not be doing it and frankly should not be discussing it on here. Jail is not worth sex, ever. And don't start posting jailbait pics in this forum or I'll ban you all, haha.

He should move to Mexico City so he can **** people 12-15 all day. :-p

I never know exactly what "hook up with" means. I always thought it was sex; at least I haven't used it without meaning that...to me, making out = "fooled around with," and sex = "hooked up with"...but I don't know what the heck everyone else is necessarily saying when they use that term.

x2, Ive just been assuming that as well.