i would guess exactly the same as above

If Karak went down and didnt get it returned than BG can go **** herself...if anything Karak got the better end of the straw....

Why the **** are we discussing this?

haha most likely lol

Good question. Probably best to let it die at this point. It seems that Karak (wisely) has.

I mean, he may or may not get back to giving details on other stuff, but no way he's going to discuss what's being talked about in that post.

ya wtf karak tell exactly what happened. u don't owe it to us but i really want to know.

Nah, I bet Karak just fingered her and she gave him a BJ.

*****s try to be the king, but the ace is back.

Also the girl who cheated on her boyfriend with me a few months back, inexplicably LJBF'd me after breaking up with him, and then a few months later like wanted to be like uber-good-friends with me(sample convo themes: "I'm sad you're graduating"; "I'd be so lost if I hadn't met and hooked up with you") apparently now has a new boyfriend. The new boyfriend, in a potentially related story, tried to pick a fight with me before I knew who he was when I was hitting on a different girl.

This, for whatever reason, has led to the perfect storm of me wanting to sleep with her again. Please talk me out of it.

I don't have a problem with Karak's TRs, but I do find myself often annoyed by his way-to-serious, perfect gramatical posts. This is the interwebs so serious business I guess.

Karak,

Wouldnt mind you continuing a stream of TRs. However all the masturbation / analysis after every itty bitty update is annoying. That is the partly the threads fault but then again i dont need every update about. This has become the Karak relationship thread.

I heard from a Reliable source that Vintage is going to post full TR with pics within 24 hours if he doesn't he said he will accept a 2p2 temp ban...

Karak,

As for your main concern, I doubt RL friends care what random people on the Internet write in response to posts that you said don't even accurately represent your IRL actions/persona.

As I wrote earlier, I find your TRs very entertaining and they are the main reason I read this thread. I did however assume you were posting them in the relationship advice thread because you wanted advice. Anyhow, I'm sure everyone is clear on that now, so please keep 'em coming.

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CHANGE TITLE TO 'TALK TO KARAK'

nah, change to TUNAK

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bAN7Ts0xBo

Obviously standard line check--

I met this girl out on Friday, went well enough, got number, etc.

Called her last night and we're supposed to get coffee at 315 tomorrow. I thought my 300 class was cancelled but just found out I was wrong so I texted her around 9pm tonight to just say I had my class so lets try 345 instead? Anyways, she hasn't gotten back to me.

Just call some time afternoon to make sure she got the memo? Doing anything else seems terribad in this spot.

i came to this thread because i realized its the biggest thread in the world that isnt 5 stars, or rated at all. then i was reminded why...

get.a.blog.

I already have the TUTS Memorial Blog. You want me to get a SECOND one?

no idea what that means.
also, a girl asked me out today. was weird.
thirdly, ive been hooking up with a girl who has a bf.
also weird.

2 down 1 to go itt

Anyways guys, I thought it over, and those will be the last of the TRs in this thread. Best of luck to everyone, but I will still probably be around to answer certain poster's posts and stuff.

I did want to take a second to respond to one post, however:

BEP obviously phrased this post in a way that it would get my attention, (it's amusing to her how you are her little yo-yo and she can act like a **** and bang whomever she wants and you're still there to text with whenever she's bored was very well done), and it did.

You are giving BG credit for being capable of thinking on a level to pull these things off. She cannot. I don't know many 19-year-olds that can, and certainly not BG. Yeotajmu can back me up on this 100%.

And if this was going on, then who the **** cares? I think I've made it clear that while I have "feelings" for BG, I'm open to dating other people and am neither seeking nor desire any LTR with her. I laid out in very plain language why a LTR could never work and why she would never be compatible with me. I couldn't possibly have established this any clearer in the thread. I made it clear even when she did bang the dude that that didn't bother me, it was the fact that she told me the day of. Her crying on the phone/getting all emo/calling herself a horrible routine was either genuine or she's a complete psychopath. She's not a psychopath.

The girl grinding on me was quite funny. It was a running joke because the last time I was in town this same girl tried to hook up with me, and then screamed "**** YOU" and flicked me off when I stopped giving her attention. BG was there for that too. So was Yeota. That was some funny ****. If you understood the dynamic of the group we were in, you'd piss your pants laughing at the specter of BG using this girl for some nth level psychological motivation. I don't know if Yeota knows who I am referring to, but I'm sure he'd back me on up on that if I told him.

The gay dude thing is pretty apparent. If you honestly think BG sat down and planned that out... wow. This girl would have to be borderline obsessed to go to an extent like that, and she's not capable of psychological manipulation on that level either. Nor am I.

Yeah, I like texting her. It's entertaining and she's good conversation. However, unlike how you framed it in your post, I don't sit here in my room staring at her photo on the wall all day long while she's banging other dudes (because as you framed it, this probably happens three to six times a day) praying for her to text me. I have, like, a life with, you know, other people and friends. I'm free to do whatever I want to. In fact, as I alluded to earlier today before I got blindsided, there is a second situation that popped up today. I'm making no qualms about it, and I don't owe BG any loyalty. Nor does she owe me any.

While I find your blanket generalizations about 19-year-olds funny, they simply aren't true. I did have to respond to that post, because I was impressed with the aggressive tone and thought it deserved some attention.

However, I think this should wrap up any loose ends up to this point with the BG situation, (trying to leave the best framing of it possible), and this will be the last time I discuss it unless something truly insightful is posted for me to reply to.

Also, it's good to have TUTS back even if my love for him is unrequited.

yep this

i had two questions left unanswered and although they're not insightful it's what the people want imo.

1. what exactly went down with u and BG that night. who did what, etc.
2. what are your intentions from here on out with BG? how far do u think you'll go on lawl prom night?

please respond

also i texted vintage00 about how there's a TR promised or temp ban. he said "this better be karak. and it will take more than a day. i have a concert tomorrow"

Only because you used hearts.

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2. I'll just hang out with her and have fun whenever she's in the same geographic location I'm in, which won't be very often. I'm sure we'll talk between those times. Again, I obviously don't intend to pursue a LTR, and she, thankfully, understands that.

Vintage has given me his phone # like 4 times in the last 3 days. I also talked to some girl in his room on AIM tonight and sent her youtube videos. I seriously think he's been drunk for 96 hours straight now.

hes probably been drunk for the past month, this thread will lose its value with good TR's missing from you. I dont see anyone posting any good ones anymore.