i have to be pretend to be "gay" like that guy in karaks TR was doing though.

Same here. Hence why there was a crowd around them. Could be coincidental, but could have been completely planned.

LOL, me too. She is making the best TRs.

or a creeper




im just annoyed that Karak is continually insistent that he has no feelings for this girl while its glaringly obvious to me (and it seems many of you itt) that this is not the case

Karak, you spend more time writing about the TRs you're going to write than you do writing said TRs. Work on that imo.

It's hard for us to answer this because any of us being in this situation is completely different than you. You claim not to have feelings for BG, so if I didn't have feelings for BG (but she obviously does for me), I'd guilt trip her a little to make her want to make it up to me and then go back to her place with her and bang her. But you do have feelings for her, as evidenced by how bothered you get w/ some of the stuff she does.

QFNailed it

I feel like such a fish for being sucked into this thread...

I have feelings for BG. I admitted that to you already yeota. And if I didn't, as you pointed it, it's pretty obv I do.

I would run away from BG and fast. You made plans to stay the night at her place and then she goes and makes out with some other guy as soon you disappear. I know you aren't in a relationship with her and she can kiss whoever she likes, but still, it's very messed up. Also, imo the fact that he is gay doesn't change much.

I disagree with this. It changes things materially. Instead of a reflection upon her character and/or feelings of me, it becomes a reflection on her intelligence and maturity.

It's certainly not positive for the latter two, but that's a lot better than being negative for the former two.

Although, I think we can also sum it up as a reflection of the latter two coupled with her level of inebriation.

yeah dont look too much into it...

I'd compare her kissing this guy to her kissing another girl. If that bothers you then I see why this does, but since he's gay and a friend it wouldn't bother me.

You should make out with a lesbian and get even.

TR #5? 6? I don't even know anymore.

Shortly after the kiss situation, BG and I head downstairs. We mingle for a little then head off to my car so I can grab my stuff and we can walk back. The walk is quite long, but it's a nice night and BG had flip flops to change into (she was wearing heels), so she was willing to do the walk. I offered to get a cab, and BG said first it would take too long for it to arrive (accurate) and she was worried about me spending $$ on it and she had no $$. I told her to stop worrying about $$ (she was fretting about me paying for law prom and dinner beforehand, although she later admitted her mother was all over her to offer to pay for everything), and that with me that will never be an issue. It came across a little too arrogant, I think, but it settled it. We decided to walk anyways. It was a really nice night, riot fallout aside.

She was cold, so I gave her my leather jacket to wear. It fits me well, but it's enormous on her 120 pound frame. It looked funny, and I decided she should also wear my NY Giants Superbowl Champions cap too. I don't remember why, but I do know I was very excited about it when I was drunk.

So we take off back to her dorm. Like I said, it's a long walk. Probably 20 minutes normally, but due to the riots the best possible path was shut down as a state police headquarters was established square in the way and the area was crawling with cops. Walking home with a drunk 19-year-old hanging off my arm through an army of probably really pissed off cops didn't excite me, so we took the long way through campus.

I told her we'll probably pass groups of drunk guys on the way and there's no doubt in my mind they'll try to **** with us and say ****. She asked me how I'm so sure, and I told her, "Because when I was a drunk undergrad walking around this late at night, I was the king of being an alpha-male douchebag and trolling couples walking by. Looking back on it it was stupid, but it's fairly common behavior. I'd yell something like 'WRAP IT BEFORE YOU TAP IT' at a couple like us walking." I then started laughing, because that was my ****ing favorite thing to yell at people. Yeah, I was a dumb 19-year-old jerk. I don't do these things anymore.

BG and I are holding hands the entire time we are walking (AWWWW), and we encounter our first group of broskis. They are staring me down the whole way up the side walk, and I just stare back waiting for the inevitable verbal assault. They say nothing but look pretty perplexed as they walk by. I'm surprised, and then I realize that BG looks ridiculous. She has an enormous leather jacket pretty much wrapped around her and a huge ballcap (my head is large not only figuratively, but literally) nearly covering up her whole face.

Then the next group approaches from the other side of an intersection, and they don't look friendly. BG starts going, "I'm a dude! I'm a dude!" while pulling the ballcap down over her face and trying to walk like a guy, "no one will know I'm a girl!" It was pretty funny.

These guys approach me and ask me for directions to some place that isn't even ****ing remotely close to where we are. I mean I'm talking a 45 minute walk easily and considering the riot HQ, probably an hour+. We quickly tell them where it is and go on our way, but this group starts following us closely with a couple of the guys up front constantly making comments. BG is a little shaken, but I tell her they are just harmless and ****ing with us and that no one is gunna touch us on campus. I honestly believe this is true, but with the amount of gang activity in the area you never know what will happen. I had no desire to verbally engage these guys, because they looked real rough and didn't appear to be the type to **** around with.

At this time I realized I had to go to the bathroom, so BG and I cut across the street to one of the academic buildings. The group following us finally looked bored and turned around and left. I go up to go in to pee, but the door is (obviously) locked. However, there is a little enclosed glass atrium we could get into, and two very clean cut looking guys are standing in it.

We talked to them for a minute and found out they were from a military college an hour away or so. I told them where I go to lawl school (but didn't mention that I went to that university's law school), and one of them tells me his mother teaches at the law school there. I ask him her name; he tells me; I know her, and he starts asking my name so he can ask her about me. I guffaw and refuse, and eventually BG and I decide to take off.

As BG and I are getting ready to leave the atrium, (she had been talking to the other guy), the other guy goes, "hey, [BG], you should hang with us a little and just let him get home. Look I even have a bag of Reese's for you." (seriously? the free candy routine?)

I decide to let BG handle it, and she takes the Reese's from him, then says, "Actually, I'm going to be taking him home with me. Lucky guy, right? I bet you two are jealous." and while grinning she flips me the Reese's and we take off.

We finally find a place to (safely, legally and privately) go to the bathroom, and on our way back to the path we pass another group of drunk guys. One of them decides to talk **** to me. I don't remember what he said, but it was stupid and he was clearly harmless (not like the previous group we encountered). He had a Phillies hat on. I let them get about 10 feet behind us (and he is still yelling **** at me the whole time), then I turn around and yell, "YO! Chase Utley sucks and Raul Ibanez is on steroids!!!" and there's a moment of silence after which I yell, "Oh! And I'm a Yankee fan. RANNNNNGZ bitch."

His buddies all burst out hysterically laughing, and one of them turns to him and says, "haha dude. You just totally got wrecked."

We continued on...

My favorites were always
- If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey
- Especially in December, gift wrap your member
- Wrap it in foil before checking her oil
- Cover your thumper before you hump'er

Stuff like that. I always wrote that on my roommate's whiteboard going into his room when his girlfriend was in town. I was a moron 19yo too

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jfc get to the good parts

You didn't like the last segment? I thought it was funny. I even left out a part so it didn't get too long!

im waiting for the good stuff...btw can u delete my last post, i dont want that lying around

**** I totally forgot a part. This happened before the coolstorybro.jpg post above.

BEFORE we left we went down to my one friend's room in the basement of the house to have some extra drinks with him and his girl de jure. They all leave, and it's just BG and me in the basement. I say I need to pee before we leave, and BG comes flying in the bathroom with me and closes and locks the door. She informs me she needs to use the bathroom first and proceeds to do so.

Then she pins me up against the wall and says, "You like me don't you."
"Of course I do. You're a very nice girl." I'm grinning and laughing the entire time I'm saying this.
"No no no. You LIKE me."
"What do you mean?"
"WHY do you like me?"
"What do you mean why?"
"WHY???"
"I dunno. You're good entertainment," and I lean in to kiss her as she has moved her lips about 1 inch from mine the whole time she's been talking. She turns her head away and says, "NO! Not until you tell me why you like me."
I say, "Guess the answer is NO then" and grin back at her.

We then take off and the TR above occurs. More to come later.

somebody slap me and remind me of Karak's posts if I ever feel the need to date anybody under the age of 21

this

there is no possible way to look cool wearing a championship hat of anything, js

Tease.

We're walking through a part of campus where it's just us, and we see a cop car idling up ahead and sitting. She starts to freak out and says we should turn around and go another way, and I assure her if we just keep walking we'll be fine and the cop won't bother us. I say further that if the cop does stop us, I know what to say and as long as she says absolutely nothing she'll be fine. Turning around will obviously make him suspicious. He watches us the entire time we walk past, and then as soon as we pass his car he drives off.

At this moment BG turns to me and gets real close and we start making out. She runs up to the building behind us, crawls into the window sill and tells me we should go up there and make out. I then spy the cop doubling back in the distance and tell her that's probably a bad idea and we should move on. She gets all pouty, and I point to a tree up the hill and say, "Let's go make out under that tree."
"OK!!!!" and she takes off sprinting up the hill. I run after her, catch her up there and we make out for a little under the tree until some people come by, and we take off to her dorm.

We get to her dorm room upstairs, and I'm not entirely sure what happened next. It's a little fuzzy, as the "extra drinks" we had just before we left are hitting me hard. BG is very obviously not as drunk as I am. In fact, I'd say she's sobering up a bit. I have an awk interaction with the girls across the hall from her who want to borrow her air mattress.

She turns to me and says, "I'm just gunna assume you won't be sleeping on my air mattress tonight."
"Right."

We get back to her room, and she tells me before we get too tired I need to tell her which one of her dresses I want her to wear for lawl prom. I laugh because this is a ridiculous situation and tell her to go ahead. I think we were making out on and off throughout this process, but I don't really remember clearly.

She proceeds to try them all on (and she was quite cavalier about changing in front of me... she clearly wasn't self-conscious), and I tell her which one I like best and we debate back and forth about it. She then tells me I have to see her in her "little black dress" (which isn't a long dress and thus is not eligible for lawl prom), and she proceeds to try it on. Holy **** does she look hot. I tell her that too.

It's worth noting at this point that she is constantly asking me what "BG IM0" means. I refuse to answer, and she told me yeota said, "Even if I did explain it to you, you wouldn't possibly understand." She also presses me to tell her what I meant when I said she and I had an "interesting dynamic." I said this about 3 weeks ago, but clearly it struck a chord with her and she didn't forget it.

Out of respect for her, especially since people who know her post here, I'll leave the details of other things that happened out. I will say this: nothing super serious happened, although something did happen, and the two of us were absolutely ****ing exhausted from the walk there and how late it was (it was past 5 AM and I had only slept 4 hours the night before). If both weren't so completely drained, I assume it would have gone further, but it went far enough.

The following key conversation did take place just before we fell asleep, though:

(This was kind of random and not prompted by me)
BG, "[Karak], the way I see us is that I just got out of a relationship and am young and kind of confused as to where I should go, what I want and what I want to do. I obviously like you, and you like me, but it's also clear you aren't looking for anything serious and just enjoy spending time with me and want something casual and fun. Is that right?"
Me, "Bingo. Spot on. I agree."
BG coyly adds, "So why DO you like me then?" with a grin.
I reply, "You first. Tell me why."
BG, "You're different. I don't think I've met anyone quite like you. You act differently, and you're a lot of fun. Things other people find annoying about me you find hilarious. And you're very nice, even if you pretend to be mean."

It's also worth noting BG and I had about 3-4 (no exaggeration) moments that night and the next day where we said the exact same thing simultaneously. It was a little creepy, but I think it points to the two of us having similar senses of humor.

There's more to the TR, but I'm not sure it's worth telling in detail. We spent the night together, woke up the next morning and got breakfast then came back and slept for a couple more hours before I took off. We also solidified our plans for this weekend (law prom). It's already determined that she's coming home with me and spending the night, and we even have a nice time planned at my place (it ends at 12). We also decided we want to get dinner with just us and no one else from the law school, mainly because the only couple willing to go out and get a nice dinner is D and DG and... yeah, no.

At this point, let me predict your reactions:

"Karak! You clearly have feelings for this girl. She lives in too distant of a world to date you, is too immature/young and while you two have fun together, you wouldn't be compatible in a relationship. Plus you might not be able to trust her. This is going to end badly."

I do have feelings for her. That much is obvious. But it's NOT like they are super strong or I'm in love with her. I simply enjoy spending time with her, have fun with her and, on a casual level, am quite compatible with her. However, I'm also smart enough to know a LTR with her would never EVER work out, for the following reasons: age difference, maturity difference, distance, her past (would bother me for a ton of reasons, but it's something I COULD get over), moral differences, religious issues, etc..

I'm logical and rational enough to know this, and my emotions aren't strongly invested. I just have fun with her, and that's what it is. She seems to come from the same angle. Would it sting a bit if the week after law prom she just started banging some other guy, and I was old news? Yeah, but it wouldn't be a huge deal. I'll be surprised if that happens. If she wants to bang other dudes, that's fine. Just don't ****ing tell me about it. I obviously will take the same approach.

I feel like I'm forgetting something...

pwned.

Also, I chose my person, as per AIM convo last night (if u remember, u alcoholic).