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08-20-2013 , 10:46 PM
Ok so I'm back.

On the surface it went really well. We didn't talk about the breakup or what happened etc. The breakup did get mentioned though in conversation, i.e. 'just after we broke up i did this yada yada...'

It wasn't awkward at all. We spoke for the entire time about random **** and at the end she said we should catch up again sometime.

I reckon we will bang in under 10 days. The line is set.
08-20-2013 , 11:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Otty_Botty
Ok so I'm back.

On the surface it went really well. We didn't talk about the breakup or what happened etc. The breakup did get mentioned though in conversation, i.e. 'just after we broke up i did this yada yada...'

It wasn't awkward at all. We spoke for the entire time about random **** and at the end she said we should catch up again sometime.

I reckon we will bang in under 10 days. The line is set.
Probably a drunken phone call is in your future, hope its a booty call.

I'd say within three weekends.
08-21-2013 , 12:21 AM
Challenge accepted.
08-21-2013 , 08:58 AM
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Originally Posted by The-fryke
In other news, my hostel in NO appears to be bang smack in the middle of the ghetto. So far it looks like it could be slim pickings here in terms of both girls to Mack on and wingmen, but will see. Hopefully have at least one more TR from the trip, down to the last two nights. Here's just hoping its written here and not in the "AMA about being mugged in the ghetto" thread.
if a black guy bets that he can tell you where you got your shoes, its a scam
08-21-2013 , 06:32 PM
C Custer- Its just one girl, if its not meant to be its not meant to be. On to the next one.
08-21-2013 , 06:37 PM
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Originally Posted by KansasCT
So, I just started Law School.
In the second week or so I started talking to this pretty attractive girl in class and all of a sudden we started sitting close every day. It's important to mention that I'm currently dating and I have no intention on cheating on my gf. Also, in the first day of class the teacher asked us to write some letters talking about ourselves and in the end he asked us to read the letters out loud. In my letter I mentioned my gf, so everyone in the class knows i'm commited.
So anyways, we talked a bit on the weekend on whatsapp about random stuff and I told her i was home alone for two weeks, since my parents are out on a trip. So I'm cooking my lunch and all, but I'm not very good at it, so I was asking her for some tips. On monday, as soon as the class started, she sat in front of my seat and asked right away "so, how did the cooking go?" I responded "not very well, I screwd up here and there" and she says "oh,that's terrible! how you and I will get married now?" and I responded "well, I did cook some decent [insert local food here]." and she replies "ah, now we can think about it." I didn't really say anything else at the time. Like 1 hour later she looks back and asks "can I abuse you for a bit? I really need a massage." I didn't know what to say, but I thought for a bit and said "sorry, i'm probably not the best person to do that".
Fun fact: I was rewatching Pulp Fiction last sunday night with my GF and we discussed the sexuality behind a massage.

So, another hour later a girl sitting next to us looks at her and asks what does the "N" tattooed in her arm mean. She says it's the first letter of her fiancees name. what the hell.
I thought "well, they are probably in an open relationship and he doesn't mind her doing these kind of things. but today, in a conversation with a girl sitting next to us, she asked this girl if she knew this guy, X, because she had seen him the day before and he didn't recognize her, he was fixing something in her house (he's a plumber or W/E) and when her fiancee called him, he told him to not look at his girl when he's there. And the guy was so scared to look that he didn't even recognize her.

At first I thought she was hitting on me, but then I noticed she treats another guys in class the same way. She doesn't ask for massage, but just the way she acts makes me think it's just how she is. I'm not thinking on it or anything, I'm just confused by it all and wanted to know what you guys think. Does it look like she's into me? Is that just how she is? Maybe both?
She is crazy, obviously she is looking to dump her partner and the partner may well be keen to breakup as he has realised she is crazy as well. Id keep my distance from her, I've run into this type of chick before and this will not end well if you keep being friendly with her.
08-21-2013 , 06:39 PM
I think Otty has a good chance of beating Mittens and Henry 17 in the number count if he can stay single for a few years
08-21-2013 , 06:44 PM
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Originally Posted by CalledDownLight
henry, why do you think girls (or guys) cheat in relationships rather than just getting out of them and then finding what they want in a boyfriend/partner/spouse/etc.?

in my mind, if a relationship is bad it is a lot better to get out of it than linger in it. Most relationships don't get better again (assuming they started off as good) with time unless there is a known temporary strain like the loss of a job or something of that ilk that is likely to be overcome in the short-term.
Mostly because they are afraid of dating again, and also are scared that they will hurt the other person. Its just easier to get some satisfaction and happiness back in their life by cheating. Every person is different some cheat, some don't. some girls appear to have no logic at all and date the wrong type of men there whole lives and they still cant work out why the relationship dosent work.
08-21-2013 , 06:50 PM
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Originally Posted by The-fryke
I'm tempted to message those girls tomorrow as they arrive in NO and try to bang other girls from the group (25 girls, 8 guys on the tour)/gun for a threesome asuming similar accommodation situation, but highly risky as once I get drunk I lose the inability to not have sex with mediocre looking girls so would not have the wherewithal to go for options a/b and still bail before hooking up with the meh looking one again.
good ratios. Gl brah
08-21-2013 , 10:30 PM
I'm pretty sure I'd have to move to Sydney for that to happen.
08-22-2013 , 04:35 AM
Pretty funny night. In a hotel room with 2 girls, funny back story, will update tomorow. May end pooorlt
08-22-2013 , 04:42 AM
May be my best chance for a threesome ever. Irish girl keeps commenting about how she needs dick, I'm hooking up with her roommate. One time please
08-22-2013 , 08:04 AM
if you're in a hotel room with 2 girls, get the **** off your phone imo
08-22-2013 , 09:10 AM
If you've got your phone out while this is going on we had better get pics mate.
08-22-2013 , 10:59 AM
Sigh no threesome.

Mini TR: last night on trip, and out with a bunch of people from the hostel. 5 guys, 2 cute English girls. Felt like I was in with one of them as the other guys wernt much competitoon, then we rocked up to a karaoke bar and one of the guys was a musician and did his thing and panties conpletely dropped. Well played sir, he'd been angling for a karaoke bar the whole night. Still maybe an option but start talking to this really cute 5'11 English girl. Easy default tall guy pickup, we start making out then head outside the bar to meet he friends.

Standing outside I hear "omg it's the fryke" and custers girl from Austin runs up an gives me a huge hug, seems very happy to see me. See my girl as well, both give me **** for hooking up with another girl. I tell them I'll catch them later. Custers girl follows me and starts getting aggressive, saying I need to go with them, promises ill have more fun if I do, and that they'll defroend me on Facebook if I don't hang with them. She seemed really keen, maybe the threesome opportunity was there, but I knew tall girl was a sure thing (had told me she was on a 3 month drought and was going to **** my brains out). May have two less friends on FB now though.

So go back to hotel room with English girl, her roommate is pretty drunk but keeps asking me to bring a friend as she wants to **** a kiwi too. Her roommate is very sexy, petite blonde Irish girl. My girl just keeps telling her to shut up cause she's too drunk.

We are back in the hotel room, I'm in one bed with y girl, Irish girl in the other bed. My girl goes to the bathroom and Irish girl berates me for not bringing someone back for her because she wants to **** too. I give her **** about being drunk and horny, she says I'm fine, I'm in better condition than your girl, at least I'm old enough to drink. Wait what!? Turns out this girl is 21 and the English girl is 19. Whoops (creepy old man ITT).

My girl comes back and Irish girl keeps complaining a out how it's unfair, she's horny and wants to **** someone with an accent too. I definitely dropped the ball here right? Was unsure how to play it. I told her she's more then welcome to join us, before she can say anything my girl punches me and says **** you are a dick. Irish girl complains again, and I try one more time saying as I said, there's an offer there f you want it. My girl gets really serious and says if you say that again I'm not going to **** you tonight. Leave it at that, Irish girl passes out, and I have sex with other people in the room for the second time in three days. It's actually good my trip is over, the way the trend was going the next girl would have me in jail. 26 on Friday, 23 on Saturday, 21 on Sunday, 19 on Wednesday.

Like check on my pathetic attempt at a threesome? Not sure what else I could have done but feel like the option was definitely there, also feel like I may have dropped the bAll with the two Aussie girls from Austin as well, Custers girl was very persistent.

I feel like these contiki/top deck tour things are a ****en gold mine. Both this girl and the Aussie girls were on them, and seems like everyone is DTF on them. I've never done one myself, but other friends have confirmed this is standard. Traveling really is where it's at for picking up, you just meet so many girls and the majority of them are a lot easier than if they were at home.

Pretty happy with my trip. Had an amazing time regardless of girls, and after being on zero with 6 days left, I feel like 4 was a decent effort (seeing one girl twice so only striking out one of the last 6 days).
08-22-2013 , 11:19 AM
Good stuff fryke. Laughed pretty hard at the defriending on FB threat. OH NOES.

Can't really give advice on the 3 way as I've regrettably never found myself in that situation.

Sorry if it was mentioned before but how did you get set up at the hostel/tour group? That sounds awesome.
08-22-2013 , 12:10 PM
Fryke I don't think there's much you can do when your girl doesn't seem down with it. Even if you somehow moved towards your goal after the English girl warned you otherwise, there would probably be a high % chance that it ends in a train wreck. Not having/pushing more for a threesome in this specific spot was the best play IMO.
08-22-2013 , 12:12 PM
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Originally Posted by The-fryke
I feel like these contiki/top deck tour things are a ****en gold mine. Both this girl and the Aussie girls were on them, and seems like everyone is DTF on them. I've never done one myself, but other friends have confirmed this is standard.
Yup. Again never did one but this has been pretty well known forever. You do have to deal with the fact that a lot of the girls are life losers who think traveling is something it isn't but as long as you drink it dulls the annoying.
08-22-2013 , 12:27 PM
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Originally Posted by calmlikeabomb
Good stuff fryke. Laughed pretty hard at the defriending on FB threat. OH NOES.

Can't really give advice on the 3 way as I've regrettably never found myself in that situation.

Sorry if it was mentioned before but how did you get set up at the hostel/tour group? That sounds awesome.
No set up or anything, I'm actually traveling by myself but get groups to go out every night I was at hostels. Just randomly happened to go home with two girls on this trip who were on these tours, met them at bars. Both said the odds on theirs were stacked for guys. Aussie girls tour was 25 girls, 8 guys, this one was 8 girls 3 guys.

I'm just worried about how much longer I can do this. I've been the old man quite a bit at hostels, and it's still fine (I'm 27) but wondering how many more years I can do it before I'm that creepy guy.

All good with Aussie girls, checked FB and she messages me inviting me back at 4am. Chatted a bit this morning and she asked me to rate her BJ skills. I said 7/10. Now she's angry at me. Lol girls
08-22-2013 , 12:55 PM
Kind of wish you went with other girl just to see if you smash my chick so I can off myself. My bet is she just a really really flirty drunk.

Nice TR

I dont know what the 3 some tech is in that spot, I would say making out with the irish girl when your girl is away is good but maybe not.

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08-22-2013 , 01:11 PM
fryke sounds like you're having a pretty awesome time. is this level of success typical for you? i don't remember you having so many good tr's before.

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can we get a little discussion going about tinder? with girls i meet in real life i text very little, maybe two or three texts just to set up a meeting and no more than that. but with tinder the bar is raised, obviously you have to get to know the person before she will be willing to meet up, so you need to send a lot more than two or three texts. what have your successful tinder chats been like?
08-22-2013 , 01:30 PM
Na definitely not typical, but in saying that I've either had a gf or sortof gf for the last 4 years, so even when technically single I haven't been putting myself out there much.

Haven't tried tinder yet but will get on it when I'm home. I don't think I'll be that successful at it but worth a shot.

What's a good success rate for making out with girls, ie when you actually go for the kiss. Fair to say you can be too high? I'm probably at 99%+ lifetime, but feel that may almost be a bad thing. There's been a few opportunities on this trip with hotter girls (8s) where there has been a bit of flirting but I'm semi unsure of where I stand and dont make a move. Do you guys think there is a difference in how obvious girls make it? Ie if they don't make it dead obvious they are keen, is there still a chance they are?
08-22-2013 , 02:31 PM
There's probably been a couple but I can't think of ever getting denied when going in for a kiss. Good sign you're not socially ******ed IMO.
08-22-2013 , 03:48 PM
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Originally Posted by GoCubsGo
fryke sounds like you're having a pretty awesome time. is this level of success typical for you? i don't remember you having so many good tr's before.

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can we get a little discussion going about tinder? with girls i meet in real life i text very little, maybe two or three texts just to set up a meeting and no more than that. but with tinder the bar is raised, obviously you have to get to know the person before she will be willing to meet up, so you need to send a lot more than two or three texts. what have your successful tinder chats been like?
My successful one was 6 to get off tinder, a few more to set up details. My match % rate is really low(The girls seem hot+picky+inactive as a group and Im average looking) but its really easy to just heart all who dont look immediately hideous and screen more once you get a match

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08-22-2013 , 04:20 PM
Awesome tr. I am excited to join the tinder **** show

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