holy ****

holy **** do i have TRs for you guys from last night involving BG

yeota and i trolled her so hard IRL it was ****ing hilarious

i surprised yeota and all my old friends at our old school last night at a party... BG knew i was coming, but no one else did. ill write it all up tonight/tmw

Yeah, this conversation already pretty much happened a couple of weeks ago. I said something largely to the effect of what you suggested here, she said something like, "Oh I definitely want to keep playing. I'm just cutting back on going out to the bars and stuff. I'm gonna be a bridesmaid a couple of weeks after finals and wouldn't want to let any extra pounds sneak on by just sitting there studying without being active at all."

So, it doesn't take any convincing to get her to want to play, I expect she'll get back to me during the next couple of days to get together, I just wanted to figure out whether or not my word choice seemed too needy or something. Just overanalyzing though...like I indicated, probably wouldn't have posted this at all if the thread had anything interesting on-topic going on.

gettin pumped for all these awesome incoming TR's

TR #1:

I went up without telling anyone. Even yeota didn't know (and thus why I didn't post it here). BG knew (she is the one who convinced me to go), but she swore to not tell anyone and she actually managed to do it.

I showed up at the party at my old place just as it was starting to rock and threw open the front door. One of my friends that lived there instantly recognized me and screams "HOLY ****ING ****. IT'S [KARAK]!!!!!!!" and the whole place erupted and was cheering and it was awesome. I felt like a rockstar. My already super inflated ego got inflated even more.

BG tells me later the second the one guy yelled everyone else started cheering except yeotajmu who turned to her and said, "DID YOU KNOW ABOUT THIS?!?!" She said no, but she was lying.

Yeota also, before he even knew I was going to be there last night and before I showed up, wrote "I <3 [Karak]" on BG's shirt (it was a highlighter party). Thanks yeota.

Yeota then promptly writes "I <3 BG" on my shirt which makes me lololol pretty hard. I then write "BG IM0" on the back of BG's shirt and tell her to go ask yeota what it means. He told her to look at my shirt to figure out what it means. This is where the trolling and hilarity begins...

To be continued...

These people are my new least favorite people.

But I'm loving the start to this story anyway.

reading from your post that you called her and she was random to you, probably kinda creeped her out. Next asking to add her on facebook. who does that? just do it. Lastly, she's probably just not that into you.

I'm not trying to come off as an a-hole at all, so im sorry if you take it that way, but dont be such a "nice guy." It doesn't mean don't be nice to them but basically you gotta just man up around them and don't treat them like they are god's gift to earth. Tease them, make fun of them, girls like that. Why do you think girls love guys who are dicks? It's confidence. If you are confident and can make girls laugh, you can have any girl, don't let anyone else tell you different. You don't have to look like brad pitt, confidence attracts girls. Also don't be results oriented, if a girl doesn't like you who cares? move on.

A trick to get your confidence up, just say hi to a ton of girls when you're at school or work or public or w/e for a day, the more you talk to girls the easier it gets. Nothing fancy, just "hi" and smile.

Everyone on here is overanalyzing everything WAAAY too much for the most part.

TR #2: A long distance TR

I get a call at about 12:30 AM from a friend who is BG's BFF and I know from my old school, but who is actually in town at where I go to law school. She thinks I am there too, but I am obviously not.

She is hysterically crying and begging me to help her because her boyfriend dumped her and kicked her out and she had no place to stay for the rest of the weekend, and her ride back to school wasn't leaving until Sunday. I get one of my roommates to pick her up and take her back to my place so she could sleep it off there.

It's worth noting my roommate is 28, and this girl is 19.

I'll allow the words of my roommate to tell the rest of the story:

Roommate: It's going to be more than a case of beer on your end
haha
Roommate: I got to hear the long story
Roommate: the long story started sophomore year
... of high school
Roommate: it was ten minutes before we got to meeting her boyfriend
Roommate: she glossed over the fact that she had cheated on him four times
because it was ok because she had told him about it and he couldn't hold it against her
Roommate: so much bawling
i went to sleep at 230 and she was crying
i woke up at 8 to her crying
i left at 11 and she was crying
she introduced herself to roommate2 and she was crying
me: lol i cant stop laughing im sorry
Roommate: its a great story now
so don't feel too bad
me: hahaha
Roommate: but she has problems
and a lot of them stem from being a 19 year old girl

go on.....

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haha TR #2 is a classic, keep them coming

TR #3, a bit of a side TR that doesn't involve BG or relationships:

There were a lot of "creepers" or people who didn't belong trying to come into this party. Some of them were not desirable people, and the guys who lived there and I were just discussing a moment earlier what we can do about it. A group of 3 of these people who look like guys from the hood trying to dress broski approach the party. The back deck of the house the party is at is on the 2nd level and has an outdoor stairwell leading up to it. That's where the main party and beer is at.

I saw the group of 3 broskis coming and I turned my back to them and put my arms on each side of the stairwell railing, effectively blocking their way.

They roll up behind me, stand there for a minute, then say,
"Hey could you move bro?"

I turned around and said, "Hi!"
"Uhh, hey."
"Who do you guys know here?"
"Uhh... no one really. We just saw the party and wanted to come in."
"Oh you probably shouldn't come in then."
"Why not?"
"Because it's a highlighter party! You have a black polo on, and that
is a nice shirt. You don't want to get it messed up."
"Nah man I don't care about this shirt."
"Can I have it then? I really like it."
"What?"
"Can I have your shirt?"
"No. Can I have yours?"
"Sure! If I can get yours too! Want to trade? I really like your shirt."

at that point he turned to his broski friends and said, "Let's get the
**** out of here" and they take off.

I've been hammered for like 3 days straight. I know I keep blue-balling, but I'll post a TR eventually. Until then, I'll leave you with this question.

Ok, so I met my highschool sweetheart for drinks this afternoon. She was my first EVERYTHING, lost virginity to each other, went to both proms, etc (we dated for 3.5 yrs). She met me at the bar today (broke up on friendly terms) with a friend of her.

Was it stupid of me to try... in my drunken state... to pull a threeway? I mean, I was unsuccessful, but imo you can't NOT try. Some of my friends ****in CRUCIFIED me for trying saying it was wrong etc, but I maintain that while it might have been stupid, it wasn't ****TY.

Thoughts?

You never know until you try imo.

A girl more or less propositioned BG and me for a threesome this weekend. It was awk. I said no.

This was likely way out of line, especially considering your past relationship with the one girl.

Not so hidden brag about getting enough pussy a 3 way doesn't interest him?

But I mean....
1) She and I hooked up for like 6mo after we stopped "dating"
2) I wouldn't be able to sleep tonight if I DIDN'T try

why are you stopping at 3?

Well there's more to go, including the main TRs that include all the juicy details about what went down with BG, but they will have to wait for tomorrow as I need to get to bed.

Here's a preview:

-Running into the son (who I don't know and have never met) of one of my law professors
-disguising BG to look like a dude
-handling a dude who has a lifelong crush on BG and is trying to run interference at every possible time
-while in the bathroom hearing the same dude trying to convince two girls outside the bathroom to make out for him
-hearing the girls agree
-busting out of the bathroom and talking them out of doing it just to tilt the **** out of that guy
-but what happens with BG? did a trainwreck occur? maybe. one certainly started rolling, that's for sure. how did it end?

Im seriously questioning karak here...

And you cant beat a girl in basketball? wtf is going on

one of the girls in quote 2 is the girl in quote 1

i denied it for multiple reasons... first of all, morally, i dont think that's something im willing to do or something im even very interested in. it seems they are one of those things that sounds great in theory, but are just awful in practice. i have a few friends who have done them and they said they are the most awkward and awful things ever and everyone just feels really weird the whole time and by the end.

second of all, i assumed (correctly) that BG wouldn't do it. when I jokingly questioned BG if she'd do it anyways, she said "oh no way. she's not cute enough." with a very coy smile. i pressed her to define that further, but it's clear she realized she found a tease nerve to push on me (i nearly flew out of my shoes at "she's not cute enough"), and she wasn't going to give it up.

third of all, i would have no interest in doing that with this girl even if reasons 1 and 2 were gone.

and the thing in quote 2 was so ****ing funny. i could care less if i see those two girls make out. it was stupid as hell, but this guy was such a creep and clearly thought he had accomplished something amazing until i nuked it.

obv just jokes.....

That reminds me of this one douchebag working the keg in a packed house party, he told all the girls that they would only get beer if they made out with him or a another girl...lol, it was easily one of the most pathetic things I have ever seen from a guy....

i like karak on 2p2 but he doesn't sound like a guy i'd get a long with at a party. i don't like the guys who try to like alpha male and police the party and your posts kind of came off as that.

anyways... you guys remember random 16yr old. her and her bestfriend fought over the past week over who knows what but ya now they hate each other. i ended up starting to talk to the friend and now they both like me. it's kinda weird but them hating each other turns me

dont be a douchebag trying to crash my friend's party or a creeper who won't leave a girl (i'm interested in) alone after she asks him to and you and i wouldnt have any problems

also in situations where other people would resort to physical violence or, more commonly, threats of it (either through behavior or words), i prefer to use psychological mind****ing. it's much more satisfying.

How were these guys being douchebags??? It wasn't like they tried to lie their way into the party, they openly admitted to not knowing anyone and just said they'd like to come in. Instead of replying "Oh, sorry guys, but it's a closed party" or something with an ounce of courtesy, you first try to physically block them out in the most passive aggressive way possible, then you pull out this fake reason why they shouldn't come in and try to act like you're doing them a favor when clearly you're just trying to embarrass them and/or make yourself look like the alpha dog. And all because you judged them poorly by the way they dressed??? Give me a break. I'm not saying you're a douche , but you sure as hell acted like one here.

O RLY?