so i didnt sing the song (yet). i need to do it at my place because i have a proper keyboard so dont worry i will deliver.

also sick brag i ordered her present on Friday and it actually got her today (autographed pic of george clooney from o brother where art thou- favorite actor + favorite movie = im a pimp).

wow! that is pimp, why didn't i think of that!!

has anyone seen yeota's man parts

McLovin ITT

pulling an all nighter to play poker so i can make it to my 8:15am class tomorrow. probably going to watch that movie in the background.

You know how ppl w/ real jobs have to censor their facebook pics so that their bosses won't know that they actually have social lives?

Some pics don't need to be seen by potential ladyfriends either.

I hollered @u in a tournament yesterday, you did not respond. Sad day.

This might sound really weird b/c it is but, I have picked up more girls on chat roulette then anywhere.

Maybe b/c I actually am trying to talk to girls only but wtf. After talking for 30 sec I either continue or next there ass. After talking for like 10 min they always ask me for my fb and continue to talk to me afterward.

I don't ****ing get it. They are hot, normal girls. And now one I have talked to for a couple weeks lives in ****ing norway.

"Hot, Normal girl" vs. "Surprise peen" ratio?

hahaha 'surprise peen' good ****. fantastic to have u back TML!!!!!

Might be useful if you ever have to travel to Norway. (Don't, its really expensive.) Realise that the vast majority of people you spend hours talking to on the interwebs that you will never speak to in rl though.

Well that's certainly one opinion.

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This is just sad imo. Why not go to a bar or a party and do the same thing? Just walk around and talk to lots of different girls. Then if you have any good results, you will actually know that girl irl.

This is a high school kid, so he can't go to bars and I have my doubts he goes to any parties. And he asks us for permission to go talk to girls in the hallway.

I know some of TML's questions seem naive, but at the same time, most of us are 20-25 or so, and he's what... 17-18 and in high school?

C'mon, the learning curve there is HUGE. Give the kid a break imo

hopefully toomanyletters is a gimmick. amusing either way.

Ah, thanks. Didn't know that about him.

Sure, I guess. However, I learned to talk to girls when I was in middle school and early high school, as I'm sure most people do. He really should spend less time on the computer and more time hanging out with friends or doing fun ****. Oh wait, maybe I'm talking about myself. Peaceeeee.

Just back from Spring Break

Today after class i chatted up this 1 girl ive been talking to for the last few weeks. She told me about her trip to Miami over break. We meeting in school to do some homework for a class. We have been texting and on chatting on FB a few times. I really do think shes cool and hot. Shes half Sicilan half Cuban.

The thing is when i 1st start talking to her she gave me her number that day. Well after i talked to her today it seemed shes into me as well. The semester is almost over so i gotta make a move soon. I plan on asking her out when we finish doing the crap for class. Sounds standard on my part. I dont think im going to get rejected b/c im too hot

This is pretty much the antithesis of this thread but I don't want to start a new one.

There's a girl in my bio class that I see once a week and talk with before and after class and its always been just small talk about random stuff.
Today though, right before we usually go separate ways she asked me out for sushi on friday. I didn't really think about it and said yes.
Now the thing is that I'm not interested in going out with her. I think shes pretty cool and don't mind hanging out with her but in the off chance that she really likes me, I dont want to do anything that would make her sad but I also dont want to do anything that would make her think I want to keep going out with her. Anyone ever been in a similar situation? Any advices?

And btw, I really dont like sushi. I might be able to shove down 1 or 2 but any more will be problematic.

lol maybe suggest something other than sushi?

just keep the general convo not flirty and very friendy and dont do any physical elevating. she will get the idea.

I don't think "pick up" means what you think it means

goooo. girls do this all the time with guys why not do it back? worst case scenario she feeds your ego and you come off really good because you're not nervous at all.

best case scenario you actually end up liking her and getting married or she tells her friends how much she likes you but thinks u don't like her. then u end up hooking up with one of her friends down the road

OT: i wonder how many girls have had sex these past few months just because they listened to ke$ha before going out to a party/club or heard it while out. i might go buy her album just for making girls lose their morals

just to make it clear, i am going and never really thought of making up an excuse. it would look really cheap. I just dont want her to think that it could go any further than that

if you dont want to hook up with her why are you willing to go to eat sushi when you cant stand it?