X2, also Jungle juice FTW!

Chicks take a damn long time to get ready, christ

Let me preface this with I have slept an average of 4.5 hours a night this week and slept 2 hours last night (being a law student is FUN!!!)

Tonight I will:

-Watch basketball
-Drink 8-10 beers
-lay on my couch
-once the beer gets rid of my inhibitions and I'm drunk I will start texting BG cause I'm bored and it will make sense to my drunk self
-when I sober up in the morning i'll be pissed I did that
-hell I'm pissed now knowing i'll do it in the future
-oh well

**** y'all

TVB

you clearly have some sort or feelings for GB. if not then youl wouldn't be texting her.

celine is talking about going to a different school (as in ~away from here) next year. idk what to do about it. if anything other than what we have now, she'll be going to school 2.5 hrs drive away from here. I'ce literally not thought about this, mostly because we're not official yet and i've been working on that to this point, and the figuring out the long distance aspect is secondary. she has big tits tho.

i actually don't even know if i'm asking for advice here. seems pretty messed and asking other people for advice is actially counter intuitive to talking to her myself. what i do knw is that things would be ****ed if she up and left and i'd just be playing poker for a living for the next 4 months. and i'm not good enough to be playing pro poker.

lol drunk posts ftw TBE59!

three sticking points i'd like help with

1. none of my friends party, so it's tough being alone or semi-alone at a party. the one time i got laid was when i went to a party where a lot of my friends were, but that is a rare event. and then, when i'm alone or almost alone, i've cold approached girls on the dance floor, but if i cold approach them normally, usually i get tongue tied. help?

2. i've established a good rapport with a girl in class, but i'd like to find a way to get to spend time with her outside from class, and then escalate from there. idk her name, cell #, etc. what should i do to try to spend time with her outside of class.

3. need help with finding a way to isolate and physically escalate with girls who i know for a fact have a crush on me


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worthless w/o pics

This place is turning into BBV4L

you're worthless.

Yeah nothing from me from last night unfortunately. Hope some of the rest of you did better.

wat

i went to party and my brother got in a fight so i destroyed someone's face. usually it'd be a negative cuz i probably wouldn't be able to go back but i got a bunch of texts from ppl saying the guys deserved it

i ripped an $85 shirt that i bought 4hrs before though

every girl i know is a slut. GFG.

my roommate was so hammered he got into a fight outside a bar, went to throw a punch, missed and cracked me in the face. Happy to say my nose is now crooked, i wake up with a bloody nose every morning, and it makes weird ass noises when i sleep. this was 2 weeks ago too lol FML

Good starts to the weekend imo. I'm going out tonight w/ TWO ladies.

Yes, it pays to have gay friends. My buddy is gay, but bringing a hot mutual friend of ours with him downtown. I'm going with a girl that I've been on-and-off (mostly off, but w/e) dating for 4-5mo. She's bat**** crazy, both in the good and bad ways, so it should be a fun night.

^^ My gay friend always manage to find and attract at least 5 random hot girls who gather round him in a club every night without fail.

Need help buying birthday present for girlfriend.

Background: girl and I have known each other for a year, became really close friends and then started an intimate relationship two months ago. She's awesome and we have a great relationship. A week or so ago she told me to not worry about buying her anything nice she just wanted to be with me and have a nice night with me.

There's a nice hotel in town that is kinda special to us so I was thinking about just getting a nice king size bed room there for the night... Thoughts?

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I run so hot. TR when I'm not hammered. I think I sent OsTornado a few drunk texts tonight

here's my ****ING TRIP REPORT OYU **** SONING OF A BITCHES

went to see a musical tonigh

shoewd up at a bar afterawrds and B was there

B hooked up with my roomate who is a complete relcuse and never cmes out (but di d tonight) at the bar then goes home with him

my OTHER roommate tries to hook up with C

C comes home with me instead (llol same house but attached to me instead of RM so ship moniiiiiies)

bg is going to law prom with me confirmed

the end]\

if it mean anyhing

C
>>>>>>>>>>> B in attractivesns

BG >>>>>>>>>>>>>> B in attractivenes too

i made out with a medium-hot girl at a party. she was drunk. her guy and girl friends were calling her name, texting her asking if she was ok, etc. i could have basically led her back to her room and fcked her, but instead i took her downstairs, made out with her a little more, and then let her friends take her away. she said "i don't want to do anything i'll regret in the morning" and i didn't want to get in trouble with her friends or do anything legally wrong, so i let this opportunity pass me by (which kinda sucks cause i'm a virgin).

what should i have done?

Despite the bbv4l-esque responses you might get, you played this one right.