Just find a good opportunity to maybe ACTUALLY talk to her

The play is to poke her on FB and press like on everything she posts.

jfc text/call her

Would be an improvement to writing notes to each other in class and sending those stupid text messages.

had too look up "jfc" goofy
I wrote her an email cause she never picks up her phone or look at it anyway.
Kind of ****ty cause I am off all week anyway -we'll see.

Spurious : you're not in Munich atm are you ? If yes we should go out sometimes, most of the people I hang out with are cool but the end up cockblocking me quite a bit (they are americans )

****. just wrote out a TR and this comp somehow automatically went back a page and pooped it away

I actually live in London these days.
I was in Munich for the CL final, but didnt even remember you living there.

I will be back for the Wiesn, will you still be there?

TR : becoming single in Germany.


So I guess it's gonna be time for a TR.
Just for some background, was in a LTR for 2 years or so, moved to Germany to be with the girl. We broke up not long ago. I decided to stay cause I love it here. I am French, 26 y.o, quite decent looks I guess, dress extremely well, and French style (scarves, long hair, you name it). Former high school dork, but went pretty strong without really trying in the last 5 years or so. Not super good at cold approaching girls at all, but very much at my advantage when I get introduced / meet friends of friends etc. I need to work on cold approaching for sure though.



So two weeks after breakup it was my birthday and I decided enough of emo-****, time to get something going. Organized a party with some friends on a "platz" outside, with lots of wine. Lots of people sitting around, pretty hip crowd actually, some students. Some girl comes for a cigarette, notices my heavy French accent and starts talking to me. She invites me to get some champaign with her and her friends (two) and I say I will come by later with it being my birthday and all my friends being there for me. But after a while my friends who know about my recent breakup push me there, and we hang out for a while. She's with some Russian girl, who's like pimping her out which is funny. There is another guy but he's very quiet and it is not too hard to be the center of attention.

So at some point there are like ok let's listen to some music, and obviously we break off. Go back to lay on the grass, and after five minutes we are discussing German guys and how shy they often are. She says "yeah sometimes both want to **** but nobody moves" which comes down to handing me out a ticket to poundtown. But then the unthinkable happens and we start making out but she is like the worst kisser ever, there is no chemestry, and it is horrendous. She is just all out with her tongue, pretty gross. Now I am generally picky and all, but at that point I just want to get laid, just by pride. Some more making out ensues, and it pretty much gets worse. So I start to make my case that we should hop in a taxi and go to my place, cause at that point I just want to get it in, taking a lexomil and doze off, and I see some kind of hesitation in her eyes, and I start to be a douche and to make fun of her. She's like "that's all too soon". At that point I am not willing to fight for it, moreover considering the terrible making out action, so I just make jokes, stupid idea looking back.

She goes to the toilets and tells me to wait there, I hand her 5 euros to buy me new smokes, but then she turns back, gives me back the 5 euros saying that there is no vending machine and goes away. Well at that point I am pretty drunk but after what seems to be quite a while I am still alone, so I decided to hop in a cab and make my way home. Seems likely that she fled somehow, and well I can understand.

So that's pretty sour, but at least I got in some kind of action and that is exactly what my self confidence needed.
On Wed it is time to hit the club. I am not helped because I am with some really lame colleagues being dork and no girls, so I make my way alone to some indie rock room, start dancing and truly enjoying myself. Keep having eye contact with a cute petite brunette, so I approach her. We start speaking in German, cause her english is actually worse than my german. We go outside to chill in the Biergarten, and she's really pretty. She's a pyschologist for autistic children, which is pretty cool. We make out for a bit and she's getting touchy, but then her friends are leaving. She makes me put my number in her phone and calls me. Next day she sends me a long winded text that she has a boyfriend with whom she has an open relationship cause he lives abroad, so that we won't be dating or anything but that's she's DTF. I high five my teddy bear, and next weekend she's staring at my Kandinsky repro behind my bed Amazing sex and really cool girl, we meet once every 10 days or so, she's cute and cuddly and then we sleep together, which is actually cool with me. What's even better is that it is hard to communicate, so we can't even talk all that much. Perfect deal.

Then few days later I go out to some pub with some colleagues. Some colleague's GF has brought a friend. Sober she's a 6.5 at best, but as mojitos go down I star to take interest in her breast (she's fit though). Some other girls come to speak to me but they are halfway fat, my German colleagues are chatting about all the girls are coming to the French guy, so I get some serious street cred and I see her checking me out. She knows she's getting it. Then the group breaks off and I am in a new bar with two colleagues and she's still there. I take her outside and go to kiss her and she dodges. And almost start crying, that she's just out of a long relationship and that her self-confidence is shot etc. Again I would normally not deal with that **** moreover that she's a 6.5 or something, but I just cannot help staring at her boobs and how they will look when I pound her from behind, so it is time to suck it up and go the extra mile. After some more chatting I kiss her in the neck, and she's shivering and what not, so WHILE doing this I just raise my hand to get a cab that's passing by and decide to take the coinflip. She says something like "I am not this kind of girl" and I reply "ok Ill take you to dinner this week, but let's **** now". She finally hops in, and the taxi driver comments "viel spass" (spurious will understand) as we get out. Sex was actually pretty good, but I kind of forget to put a rubber on. In the morning she's feeling bad about the whole thing so she's like "yeah I am going to go now", so I just ask her if she takes birth control and upon her positive answer fall back asleep. We banged one more time after that in a party but I don't think I am going to see her again.

Then I went to watch football in a public viewing, and I had my French jersey on, some girl with a German outfit asked me for a picture together. It was in a big biergarten in the middle of a huge park, so after a chain of pretty standard elements (buying her a bier - exchanging scarves - discussing my German accent - touching her leg) we are making out in said park, and she's on the top of me, my hands all over but she's like "stop", so I do. She then proceeds to tell me that she is a good girl and wants to date and all and I say "yeah right", but she actually is serious about it (lamesauce), so I take her number for good form and set off. She texts me the day after asking if I want to go to the movies and I just don't answer. Going to the movies is so lame!


Conclusion : German girls are cool, easy to speak to and quite relax. I think a lot of German guys are somewhat shy and afraid to be flirtatious which makes it somewhat easy for me even with my limited game. Besides I can always get away with it, in the worst case they just shrug it off as "me being French" and generally appreciate it. They may quite not get the concept of "dating" (as in non excusive relationship) by the looks of it (had a few opportunities where this was the roadbloack) but this may just be sample size. Definitely got over the break up and ready to conquer the world!

Got some more stories for a later TR but they dont involve Germany girls.

Yeah got no plans to move! (see above)

i'm not the hero SL wants, but the one it needs.

i went to a friend's kickback for her birthday. we walked in at 12am and the guy to girl ratio was lack luster. i walked in with 5 other dudes so we made it even worse. we group huddled and decided we could still make it to a bar if we shoot there now. the first bar off the freeway is a dive bar that has like $1.50 pabst and karaoke on weekends. it's a pretty true dive. a mix of dudes with beards, older crowd still hanging on, young people dancing like goofs to twist ands shout, and just regular people. not an intimidating place at all.

so we do the half circle all groups of guys do and talk while bohemian rhapsody plays. my brother calls out dibs on a mexican girl from across the room. whenever i do it i try to have the girl hear but she didn't hear him. so when i buy next round at the bar i see her and say hey that guy right there is my brother. he jokingly called dibs on you when he first saw you but i think he's too shy to come up. he just got out of a relationship (which is a lie cuz it's been over a month) and she's like omg me too! i just ended mine last week. i say that's perfect i'll introduce you. so we go up and i'm like this is my long time friend from highschool. she laughs and they talk. i walk away to order at the bar. i find out after that he soon after just said "i don't really know what to say... i'm going to go get a drink" and walked away lol. obv she was turned off.

so we're back into our half circle and i see two girls laughing at some dude dancing like a male stripper so i go up to them and ask if they're people watching and ask to join. ones a 7.43/10 and the other isn't that attractive and is in an 8yr relationship so it's irrelevant. i find out they're 30 and 31 but i swear they could pass for like 22. we talk for a while and the 7.43/10 goes to talk to her friends at the bar which is when i see that she is friends with the mexican girl. i continue to talk to the other girl just to be nice which turns out to be clutch since she has a house. she says they're having a girl's night and points to her friends. it's the two white girls with brown hair people watching, the mexican, and a blonde that i later find out has F tits. i tell her we should introduce our groups to each other. that never happens but the groups kind of just mesh together naturally. we take shots together. the most aesthetic black guy in my group hits on the blonde, i take shots with the 7.43/10 and say whenever we do shots we have to kiss to chase it. which breaks that ground. we all hangout for last call and closing. the girl with the house then says we can come back but not the whole group. they're taking a cab (van one) so it fits them 4 and two of us. i'm forsure going so it's between my brother and black guy. we all try to fit and say we'll tip him to let us all ride but he won't let it happen. i give my keys to my two friends who aren't going and then another guy does a solid and says he'll follow and drop off my brother.

we get to the house. do shots and some of them smoke. other drunken **** happens like people trying to learn how to dougie and whatever else. the house is pretty big so there's no awkward moments where like people can't get away if they want. eventually my girl takes me into a man cave and we ****. a lot. and it's good. she's down for whatever. i can't cum drunk and with a condom obv but she starts blowing me out of no where and is super into it. like into me slapping her with it and popping her cheek and face ****ing. my ex used to let me do it so it was built into me for a while but i've stopped recently since so many girls have gotten offended or w/e at slapping them with it. i cum off the blow job but it's a lot of me jacking off vigorously too lol.

we turn on a movie, it's boring so we **** again but i can't cum so i don't even try. then i find he's just not that into you movie and put that on. she fall asleep to it fast but i was into it but it's probably 4-5am at this point and i worked earlier that day so i crash. we wake up and my phone's a POS so i have her write her number and she does it on a 1 dollar bill lol. then the friend with the house offers to drive us 3 back. when we're back home i find out despite my brother not talking to the girl at all at the bar he still got it in. and she was a freak and gave him the "you can do whatever you want with me" line. my black friend got his dick sucked. i guess when we first got there they went up stairs and she said to **** but he didn't have a condom so he went downstairs to play it off as wanting to drink more. then when he tried to later she wasn't into it anymore.

either way got two of my bros some. i'm not the hero SL wants but...

Bored and hung over from four days of way too much drinking, might as well type up a TR. Five buddies and I headed down to my family’s lake house for a long weekend. We go a couple times a year and it’s a blast every time - nice house, beautiful weather/lake, nice boat and a bar on the water that we’ve ran pretty well at wrt getting chicks.

The bar isn’t open at night during the week so the first few days weren’t too exciting, just lots of bro time getting hammered on the lake. Some highlights of the third night at the bar involve doing karaoke (“I Want It That Way” obviously) with one of the hottest girls I’ve ever seen, having two old rednecks explain how legal slavery works (adopting black kids when they’re 13, making them do all the housework and chores and tying them up in the basement at all other times while only feeding them Ramen noodles, had no idea how serious they were lol), and having a 70 year old woman tell me to stop cussing so much. Good times.

Last night at the bar I open a group of two sitting at the bar by making fun of their drink (some 24 oz margarita in a can awful sugary thing). This somehow turns into the bartender saying she’ll buy me one if I shotgun it. Not one to back down from a ******ed challenge I snap-accept. Halfway through the shotgun I almost puke but finish for the sake of my ego, then run to the side of the dock and puke it all into the lake.

The girl who I was kind of focusing on (both were 6.5s) was somehow impressed by all this and tells me she was checking me out earlier at the bar and was excited I came and talked to her. Easy game. I suggest a drink on my boat but she isn’t coming without the other girl so I asked the friend which one of my buddies she wants to come back to the boat with us. She points to my friend Dan who is talking to a girl so I walk up and tell him to come join me on the boat real quick, he denies and I give him the “if you come with me you’re probably getting laid” look, he understands and tells the girl he’s talking to he’ll be back.

15 minutes into having a drink/making out on the boat our other friend comes up and says “Look who I brought back for you Dan.” He brought the other chick from the bar who wanted to go home with Dan, I am instantly annoyed as I know exactly how this is going to play out. My girl and her friend get up and head back in. I tell my friend I’m going to kill him and head to pay the tab (I doubt he knew we were on the boat with two girls so it was probably an accidental **** block). As I’m paying my girl walks over and says “I was going to f*ck you tonight but now your friend is going home with that other girl so I have to leave with my friend.” I throw in some last ditch effort to get her to bail on her friend but it fails miserably. She kisses me and leaves.

So we all head back to my house, as we’re pulling in I get a call from the girl (who saved her number as “Awesome Margarita Girl At [Bar Name]. Oh And Shes Hot And A Good Kisser” which is now crushing the competition for longest contact in my phone ever) saying to come over. I drop Dan and his girl off and the rest of us head to the girl’s house (turns out she lives on the lake like 10 houses down). We get there and almost instantly my girl starts making out with one of my other friends, then comes and makes out with me. I have no idea if she’s trying to get a threesome going or wtf is going on but I don’t have much time to think my options through as we realize we left one of our buddies back at the bar (turns out we didn’t). By the time we go to the bar and come back we just say f*ck it and go to our place and pass out. I wake up on the driveway for god knows what reason and have like 10 missed calls and texts from the girl. Upon hearing this my buddy (not the one my girl was making out with) takes my phone, calls her and says we’re coming back over, so just the two of us head over.

Get there and it’s just awkward as f*ck, I think everyone had kind of sobered up and sh*t. They never invited us in, they brought drinks out and we just sat on their deck and talked for an hour and then they’re all “Well we’re getting tired I think we’re going to go inside, we’ll walk you around front first.” F*ck. No idea if I could have salvaged this or not but I was exhausted and just accepted my fate.

Walked back and passed out, woke up in a bed the next morning thankfully, cleaned the house while super hung over which was miserable, then drove five hours back home. I’m going to have to shorten these things if I intend to write anymore, god damn.

girl was impressed by you shotgunning, how old was she lol

You're French?

lol I thought it was weird too, mid 20s ish though, not really sure. She lives in the middle of nowhere in Tennessee, she doesn't see exciting things like shotgunning very often.

holy ****, 3 pretty good tr's on one page. SL is back

Should I make it 4?

I thought we talked about the ****-teasing of the TRs itt before.

lol that'd be a very good catch sir.

So I'm recently single after a 1.5 year relationship. Figured I'd start reading and posting in this thread again. Although I don't have any TRs to post on this TR-filled page, I will always consider 2p2 when I'm trying to decide what to do in any situation that arises.

Unfortunately I no longer live in Athens, GA and I have concluded that because of this my rating scale for women will need to be adjusted tremendously.

I'm going to quote a few old posts I had in here to try and psych myself up, as well as hopefully entertain some of you.

Lol.

I will be heading to Southeast Asia at some point in the next year because I regret not going after I graduated, mainly because of my gf. Hopefully I'll have lots of good TRs then!

More lolz.

I still play soccer and ultimate, but I'm going to start working out/running a lot, so I should be able to get back into pretty good physical shape quickly.

I may not have game with the ladies, but I do know health + fitness.

lifting weights >>>>>>> cardio. In my prime physical shape (aesthetically), I didn't do any cardio. I just lifted weights, sipped protein shakes through out the day and ate eggs/meat/veggies.

Not that cardio is bad, it's just not really efficient use of time/energy imo. You also save money just eating less, instead of having to burn it off.

Once I did get a gf, not doing cardio was a setback though when it came to sex. But it only took a 2 weeks running everyday to build up that endurance.

Welcome back to the thread OS Tornado. I remember the wedding TR, good times for you. Cant wait for my next wedding.

My experience with german guys and esp girls is that they are not very friendly unless you can speak their language. Obv I can't.

I still think its a lot easier to pull native english speaking country girls with an accent, so for me australia, USA, Canada, Uk etc then those where english is not their first language, Italy, Spain, Germany etc.

This is pretty solid advice, if you're looking to lose weight the majority of the battle is cals in vs cals out and cardio is only needed if you get stuck or want to accelerate the process. Just start a good lifting routine and up your protein and carbs and get lots of veggies and you should start noticing some differences

It doesn't even take very long. Under a month you'll see the beginning of results.

I'd also suggest a good pre-workout supplement.