I wouldn't even know how to power rank this thread anymore.

The avi change has boom down in mine

Yeah the spoilered avatar meme has become flagrantly overused.

I've probably vacated that #1, haven't I?


#notagoodlook

Certainly you have given that you're virtually inactive, but nobody else really stepped into it.

Felt like i needed to give some love to the goat rnb song

trip report. so before i left i talked to lkj and keith in the chat. i explained how i'm going out without any male companions for the first time in a while and that this is an even riskier situation because i'm pretty sure i wont be in the safest environment. i pick up two modelo tall boys for myself and a bottle smirnoff to share between the 4 of us going. the modelo choice was strategy based on going to past parties like this. not a whole lot of comradery of drinking will be going down. if you put a drink down it'll get stolen. i'm with bootycall girl that the chat knows, her friend, and then a girl they met through my friend's party who has perfect tits that she showed during kings cup one night that i TR'd.

we get there and it's exactly how i imagine just exaggerated in size. there's like 30 people in the front yard alone smoking cigs or just avoiding the cluster **** that is inside. i walk inside, at a snails pace because there's ppl constantly bumping into each other, and there's probably 200 ppl shoved into this 2bd 1bath house. 3:1 guy to girl ratio but like 20:1 african american to other ratio. i'm 6'3, white, wearing a vneck sweater. i stick out a lot but i figure if there's any girls who aren't into grimey people i'll get it all day.

it didn't go as smooth as possible. i danced with the kings cup girl right away then tried to parlay that into other girls seeing i'm not a lame. overall statistics was danced on two girls semi successfully, another didn't even know i was dancing because there was so much bumping into each other lol, and one flat out denied me. i chalked up lack of success to not being black and girls don't want to risk dancing with a white guy who they know nothing about. i ran into a few people i knew so there wasn't much awkwardness.

when i go outside to talk to people i know that are smoking a fight breaks out. it was pretty much a given to happen so i just sit back and watch it unfold. it escalates to groups and not just one on one so the party shuts down. or at least kind of does. maybe half the people at most are leaving but there's still people just now showing up to go to the place. we go to the car and decide to make after party plans. we have a place to go to so while the girls i'm with are smoking a cigarette i go to a group of girls going into a car and try to recruit them. i got their number and right when i start walking towards another group i hear BAM BAM BAM and look down the street to see a guy hanging out the window of a car driving opposite way and see the flashes the gun makes. there wasn't anyone in the direction he was shooting so it was more to look cool imo but everyone's over the place and we leave.

we pick up a 30 rack and the cheapest bottle of vodka ever. it was like 7.99 or something. cheaper than popov or anything. i have it in my house now but too lazy to go look at the brand. starts with a K i think. we play pong there. there isn't much going on so i decide to break my new rule of not getting destroyed all the time and start shot gunning beers and taking the nasty vodka chasing it with beers. i parlay it into other people drinking more than they can in hopes something interesting happens. but before i even hit blacked out drunk or anything i end up making out with kings cup girl on the kitchen counter. it was going well but then i heard noise and turned around and realized everyone there is watching. i know bootycall girl is going to be pissed and if i try to bang this girl here she'll ditch me and i'll be SOL on a ride home. that went through my mind in like 2 seconds before i just go back to making out.

things go back to normal but bootycall girl is ready to leave after like 10min. so we go and drop off kings cup girl. we're in the backseat together and she asks for my number and kiss again before she leaves. the other girls trash on her on the way back calling her a slut etc lol. i mean she's definitely a bop i've seen her at past parties but that body is too good to care.

so i'm at my house and get out and bootycall girl gets out to pop the trunk for me. and while saying bye she's like lets go in and ****. i know she hella likes me and is mad about watching me make out with the girl. i go ahah are you sure? even with what just happened. she says ya i dont care. i know she does but it's not my responsibility to coach her in life so i say okay if you want. we go in. the one condom i have around that my brother gave me on NYE is not looking in the best of shape from the outside. and sure enough it ends up breaking after a while. she says lets keep ****ing it's not like we haven't not used one before. i say no way and say you can give me head to finish or you can leave if you want i understand. she goes down but then it gets awkward. i'm drunk so it's going to be hard to finish. i basically have to jack off myself while she's sucking on my dick on the side/sucks on my balls. i'm furiously doing it. like not in the cool way you do it infront of a girl. i was doing it like i would in private. i keep getting close to finishing but then she'd always look up at me and i'd feel weird as **** almost being out of breath trying to jack off. eventually i just gave up and said i don't think this is going to work out and walked her out.

Just laughing at GG in a sea of 200 likely armed black people

Funny story when I was in Barcelona on my contiki trip I had to go home early from town as I was sick as a dog. So I went to sleep and then got woken by my roomates at like 4am coming back from town, the chicks they were with came into my room, and they were insanely drunk. It was dark and I wasnt quite sure who it was. One came over and started spooning me and stuff but I realised who It was and I was like FML. This girl was trouble, she was really dumb and stupid and I could tell the sort of chick that would spread rumours and shyte if I messed her around. Basically if I was to sleep with her it would have caused way too much troble. She was probably in the 6ish range she was really tall 6 foot 1 maybe and had a nice body, face pretty av. So I told her to get out.

Next day on the bus she pretty much told everyone what had happened (crazy bitch) I dont know what she was trying to achieve but it didnt work as I think the other girls gave me a lot of respect for doing that. I only slept with 1 chick from my bus- that had 40 chicks and 10 guys (sick life). 2 of the guys were gay, one was taken and one was married so I had no competion. But there was no point in sleeping with ones on your bus as there were 2-3 other buses staying at the same place as us with heaps of hot chicks so it was so much better to one night stand them and not have to see them the next day.

GG wins best TR award hands down

I am shocked that when 200 black people got together a fight broke out

that tr does nothing for me w/o pics

um why? if warren buffet, bill gates and a bunch of their friends went out they would be equally likely to start fist fights.

It's dkgo's way of being racist without being overtly so.

Alright, ready to rock and roll.

4 tailored suits, 2 sport coats, 2 dress pants, black dress and brown suede shoes, many shirts and ties.

Still need:
1 x brown shoes
1 x dress watch

lol, but my post wasn't absurd at all.

So on a scale of 1-10 how crazy/weird (10 being extreme, 1 being normal) are the few attractive girls that are on dating sites like match.com?

The better question is how many of them don't have kids.

Match.com is a paying site right? Seems like these might have more normal people on them, although not usually of student age. I'd definitely err on the side of caution though.

I have no experience online dating but my friend used plentyoffish and the girls are all ugly or somewhat damaged/crazy.

+1

On average? Pretty much a typical cross-section of your city. I mean, they're girls, so they're all crazy, but that's the point. Most of the people I know on it/have met join for two reasons:

1) they know someone who started a good relationship from it
2) they're really sick of dating people they meet at bars

Note that 2) doesn't mean they're sick of going to bars--they aren't--but they're sick of the people they drunkenly meet being their only options.

I will say they seem a bit more relationship-focused than the general population but that's just a generalization.

eta: I would guess that the younger girls (20-22) would be weirder than the ones that are my age, mostly because 2) is pretty understandable for a 25yo but not a 20yo