"Ask Out A Girl" Thread: 2014 Year of the Petite Brunette and Pissing On Dudes - Page 1267

I wish mine was that big but Im sure it will make due. I think she's pretty into me and usaully texts me throghout the day about random s*** and Ill play along. Gonna invite her to a party this weekend and hopefully make a move

hm, my roommate told me about this as well. I was never big drinker in high school except for the occasional sake after a match. Gonna get a little drunk with her and use a condom hopefully that should keep me from being "a one pump chump"

you can always wack off before she comes over too

09-19-2011 , 12:31 AM

#31652

mullen

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On the off chance you aren't trolling...I was kidding. You'll be fine, just go to a party beforehand and have it lead back to your room. The combo of alcohol and a condom will probably make it a challenge to actually finish.

Get ****ty condoms like Trojans.

09-19-2011 , 12:35 AM

#31653

senseikyle

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Thanks for the advice guys

09-19-2011 , 12:57 AM

#31654

Karak

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she asked if you are a lawyer? are you sure it wasnt kevin B?

09-19-2011 , 01:02 AM

#31655

CCuster_911

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ya even virgins will have trouble finish with a condom+booze in them

09-19-2011 , 01:09 AM

#31656

Dr Pepper MD

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Quote:

Originally Posted by senseikyle

Hey guys new to 2p2 and just started my first year of college. Things have been pretty good in the dorms so far and I've meet some fun and interesting people and the girls are really hot.

The thing is i've been talking with this one hot girl on my floor probably a 5-6 nothing special but hey Im a virgin so Im just trying to get my first hit in the bigs. Im just wondering if I should worrying about cumming too fast my first time?

I dont want it too be awkward with her my first time, any tips on how to "handle" my situation?

wat

09-19-2011 , 01:56 AM

#31657

GoCubsGo

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Quote:

Originally Posted by CCuster_911

ya even virgins will have trouble finish with a condom+booze in them

lol

09-19-2011 , 02:03 AM

#31658

GusJohnsonGOAT

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Dr Pepper MD

wat

Last edited by GusJohnsonGOAT; 09-19-2011 at 02:04 AM. Reason: hot girl ≠ 5-6.

09-19-2011 , 02:14 AM

#31659

LKJ

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A hot girl who is only a 5 or 6? That can only mean one thing...

09-19-2011 , 02:16 AM

#31660

Dr Pepper MD

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09-19-2011 , 02:16 AM

#31661

CCuster_911

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Quote:

Originally Posted by LKJ

A hot girl who is only a 5 or 6? That can only mean one thing...

Thats 5-6 more than the hottest girl you have ****ed in last year...

09-19-2011 , 02:17 AM

#31662

LKJ

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Sick burn!

09-19-2011 , 02:19 AM

#31663

Dr Pepper MD

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09-19-2011 , 02:25 AM

#31664

LKJ

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09-19-2011 , 02:40 AM

#31665

CCuster_911

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Last edited by CCuster_911; 09-19-2011 at 02:40 AM. Reason: yes video/gif was recorded with a potato

09-19-2011 , 02:45 AM

#31666

GusJohnsonGOAT

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Quote:

Originally Posted by CCuster_911

yes video/gif was recorded with a potato

Gettin' the Youtube commenter haters mad.

09-19-2011 , 07:30 AM

#31667

Spurious

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Quote:

Originally Posted by senseikyle

Hey guys new to 2p2 and just started my first year of college. Things have been pretty good in the dorms so far and I've meet some fun and interesting people and the girls are really hot.

The thing is i've been talking with this one hot girl on my floor probably a 5-6 nothing special but hey Im a virgin so Im just trying to get my first hit in the bigs. Im just wondering if I should worrying about cumming too fast my first time?

I dont want it too be awkward with her my first time, any tips on how to "handle" my situation?

Right now your list of priorities is like this:
1. Cumness-speed
2. Being over-whelmed by hotness
3. Replying to her text messages
4. Actually making it possible to sex her

Chances are high, that you misinterpret something here and get way ahead of yourself.

Get her in bed and then suck at having sex, this should be your priorities. No one is good the first time, no one will put up a good performance the first time and she sure as hell will not be satisfied if she has any experience at all. Dont worry about it, get experience and with that you will eventually be able to prolong the intercourse.

Quote:

Originally Posted by goofyballer

So she's kinda cute, seems like a nice girl, maybe you're interested in getting to know her better. Do you say...
"You too!" and walk away, or
"Hey, would you like to grab a drink sometime?" and get her number? (too GCG-like?)

Quote:

Originally Posted by Henry17

The are you a lawyer question would have been something that required watching her reaction closely. She was very likely interested when she came over but I'd want to see how the answer to that question registered and if it had any impact on interest. .

I would have asked for her number. I agree with Henry though, the reaction to the "Are you are lawyer" bit was important.
IIRC you are a software developer for video games, so you have to present it self-confidently otherwise you strike out.
On the other hand, you are different than the rest there and your job is actually a lot more interesting than being a lawyer (I assume).

Quote:

Originally Posted by CCuster_911

Thats 5-6 more than the hottest girl you have ****ed in last year...

This seriously needs to stop, so ****ing pathetic to make those jokes over and over again when it was obvious the first time that he didnt care. Come up with something clever or dont comment at all.

09-19-2011 , 09:22 AM

#31668

nutshot2

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ccuster, great TR. as dk pointed out, expertly used gif

09-19-2011 , 09:30 AM

#31669

LKJ

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Spurious

On the other hand, you are different than the rest there and your job is actually a lot more interesting than being a lawyer (I assume).

I'm assuming so too. Lawyers luckily do seem to have lay prestige associated with their job even when they shouldn't (not automatically at least) due to the fact that the job gets glamorized to many in pop culture, but I'm guessing his career is more interesting than mine will be.

09-19-2011 , 09:57 AM

#31670

Henry17

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His career is certainly more interesting than law. So is pretty much everything but law is one the small number of professions that just gets you bonus points. It is mostly based on the myth that lawyers make a lot of money and have a secure future which is really only true of 5% (maybe 10%) of lawyers.

09-19-2011 , 09:58 AM

#31671

LKJ

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Yeah there's that myth too. That's all tied into the pop culture thing too, I think.

09-19-2011 , 10:26 AM

#31672

Spurious

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Henry17

Quote:

Originally Posted by LKJ

Yeah there's that myth too. That's all tied into the pop culture thing too, I think.

This is interesting, because in Germany law isnt that prestigious. Lawyers (and architects) got the highest unemployment rate after their studies, it usually takes like 5-7 years to be a complete lawyer and the average salary is among the lowest as well.

You basically have to score really high one time (there is one series of exams that is really important, before that you got one that is also important, but other than that your grades are irrelevant) to become a big shot lawyer where you will earn really good. If you suck at those, you'll be a traffic lawyer or cab driver.

09-19-2011 , 10:33 AM

#31673

LKJ

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That's really not far off from reality here, but most people are blissfully unaware of the reality.

(Hey, I'll take it...I mean, assuming that I'm not part of the big bloc of unemployed people.)

09-19-2011 , 10:35 AM

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Henry17

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Not the testing but the pay is like that here as well. In Canada if you don't get into one of the seven big firms or a prestigious boutique firm you are pretty much done. Even at a good firm you still make considerably less compared to what people in big law make in the States. Something like 35% of graduating students don't get ardicling positions. Then even if you get into a sister firm you are still working 70+ hours a week for $120-150k which is pretty low given the time invested and the hours worked. It is only if you make partner 6-10 years later that you start making decent money.

Alley McBeal and Boston Legal paint a different picture though so that is what most people think law is like.