"Ask Out A Girl" Thread: 2014 Year of the Petite Brunette and Pissing On Dudes - Page 1013

Karak, you use "tilt" too much.

"My friend gets super tilted with I do the simultaneous winky-tongue-sticking-out face"

made me lol a lot though. I can see you typing that to some 12 yr old over battle.net

06-03-2011 , 03:43 PM

#25302

GoCubsGo

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 4,447

Quote:

Originally Posted by LKJ

If ever there was a justified murder-suicide...

lol don't do it lkj!!!

Quote:

Originally Posted by TBobLP

Got a funny text from jenn asking for my full name, address, email, dob and social

lolwut

dude run before there are detectives searching for your dick in the woods

Quote:

Originally Posted by goofyballer

Whiners gonna whine, all I see is a lot of this

i didn't realize hamsters were so fast. that's impressive.

so the girl i was supposed to go out with has indeed flaked - i have to say i am more upset about it than i wish i was. i can't say i didn't see it coming, but i still was looking forward to hooking up with her. i had a dream we 69ed last night and it was pretty fun.

also, 24.5 hrs itt

06-03-2011 , 03:47 PM

#25303

TBobLP

can't finish

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 22,571

Quote:

Originally Posted by GoCubsGo

dude run before there are detectives searching for your dick in the woods

I was like "wtf???" but it was actually just a joke...only needed my address and email to get tickets for Miami heat viewing party in south beach on Sunday

06-03-2011 , 03:51 PM

#25304

Vintage00

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 7,513

Quote:

Originally Posted by TBobLP

I was like "wtf???" but it was actually just a joke...only needed my address and email to get tickets for Miami heat viewing party in south beach on Sunday

solid brag.

i'd bet on dallas tho

06-03-2011 , 04:05 PM

#25305

goofyballer

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While LKJ scoffs at remembering stuff like this only 18 hours later, I'll work on my recall ability:

Quote:

Originally Posted by TBobLP

heat confirmed beasting...party confirmed tomorrow night...just did a sex

whoops

06-03-2011 , 04:16 PM

#25306

Mittens

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Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 4,707

Summary of my feelings:

1) I am confused that I find Karak to be the most correctly relaxed wrt dating here. It's a date at a cool place, he's going to be fine guys. This will probably be fun and likely not noteworthy. if she flakes, whatever, it happens.
2) LOOOOOL Vintage. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL False Dichotomy.

06-03-2011 , 04:47 PM

#25307

Vintage00

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Mittens

2) LOOOOOL Vintage. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL False Dichotomy.

Explain? I don't really see it this way at all. I'm actually RARELY a purely black/white person, esp wrt social situations.

06-03-2011 , 04:53 PM

#25308

Mittens

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Vintage00

Explain? I don't really see it this way at all. I'm actually RARELY a purely black/white person, esp wrt social situations.

...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vintage00

Rather be pussy whipped than stripped of pussy imo

06-03-2011 , 05:05 PM

#25309

TBobLP

can't finish

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 22,571

Quote:

Originally Posted by goofyballer

While LKJ scoffs at remembering stuff like this only 18 hours later, I'll work on my recall ability:

whoops

Sharks tho

06-03-2011 , 05:10 PM

#25310

Vintage00

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Ok, so you picked the one thing that literally has to be black or white? The "does he get with her or not" -- there's no middle ground here or I would have almost assuredly taken it. In fact, when I originally made my post about karak's situation, I took almost the exact middle ground. I didn't agree with Karak OR yeota, but I thought the answer was somewhere in-between. IME, this is the case with most decisions, and thus why we (gov't, individuals, whatever) suck at making decisions, but that's for another discussion.

Even so, how is the post you quoted bad at all? What point are you trying to get across?

Last edited by Vintage00; 06-03-2011 at 05:10 PM. Reason: replying to mittens

06-03-2011 , 05:11 PM

#25311

goofyballer

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Quote:

Originally Posted by TBobLP

Sharks tho

Wangz tho!

06-03-2011 , 05:13 PM

#25312

Mittens

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 4,707

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vintage00

I wasn't taking it all that seriously, I'm just pointing out that the thought process of "I can't keep the pimp hand strong lest I find myself bereft of pussy" is toxic. I think you can have a very healthy sex life while constantly asserting yourself.

The rest of what you said was fine, and tbh I don't get the sense from your posts or yeota's that either of you are/were actually pussy-whipped.

06-03-2011 , 05:18 PM

#25313

Spurious

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Mittens

The rest of what you said was fine, and tbh I don't get the sense from your posts or yeota's that either of you are/were actually pussy-whipped.

Depends on how literal you take whipped.

06-03-2011 , 05:23 PM

#25314

GoCubsGo

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Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 4,447

spurious your country just won a uefa qualifier in the final minutes. it's a friday night. where are your friends? why are you not motorboating some fine german honey with a flag painted across her schmoo?

06-03-2011 , 05:29 PM

#25315

Spurious

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Quote:

Originally Posted by GoCubsGo

1. I hate national team games, extremely boring.
2. I was barbecuing with friends earlier.
3. I am still in Norway, and more and more people are leaving, so number of friends is decreasing.
4. Fridays are slow in Norway.
5. I was out last night.
6. No excuse for the last question.

06-03-2011 , 05:30 PM

#25316

GoCubsGo

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 4,447

playing it too close to the vest imo.

vint, did you decide to live with crc or what?

06-03-2011 , 05:44 PM

#25317

LKJ

Smugly Contemptuous

Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 96,031

Mittens,
I'm on my phone so I can't track it down, but I assure you that Vintage admitted to being whipped months ago. He further admitted to being easily whipped in relationships. Then he typed a sad face. I assure you that you don't need to give him the benefit of the doubt on this point. He has simply moved from sad self-awareness to justification of his whipped state as a whole.

06-03-2011 , 05:50 PM

#25318

Karak

ELIte

Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 62,726

yeota isnt pussy whipped

he stayed in his last relationship way, way too long obviously, but it had nothing to do with being "pussy whipped"

06-03-2011 , 06:00 PM

#25319

yeotaJMU

Shines ELIte's Shoes

Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 22,414

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spurious

Depends on how literal you take whipped.

zing!

karak, i want you to have fun and have a successful date. i am just tryin to caution you, as a friend. also, i dont like the BS of the girl taking forever to respond, thats not cool. i also dont want you to get over-involved too quick. im not saying this has happened already.

06-03-2011 , 06:02 PM

#25320

GoCubsGo

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yeah gl karak, hope it goes well. i'm rooting for you to come home with mother****ing blisters all over those hands of yours.

06-03-2011 , 06:28 PM

#25321

Karak

ELIte

Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 62,726

sally sandpaper i am not

06-03-2011 , 07:16 PM

#25322

TBobLP

can't finish

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 22,571

Ascribe this lyric to a poster itt:

"I got 99 problems, and they all bitches. Wish I was jigga, man...carefree livin"

06-03-2011 , 07:16 PM

#25323

Karak

ELIte

Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 62,726

that's really easy

Spoiler:

harder question next time plz

06-03-2011 , 07:21 PM

#25324

TBobLP

can't finish

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 22,571

"I'm not a rocket scientist, I rock the house and sign the tits and that's it"

06-03-2011 , 07:25 PM

#25325

Karak

ELIte

Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 62,726

turn up the sun

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