ok karak, glhf.


dont say i didnt tell you so. also, no more insta drop warning sign posts from you.

i did it on purpose i didnt think that was hard to see

i really dont understand this. im just going out on a date to have fun with a girl i barely know. yeah she took ~24 hours to reply to my voicemail confirming the date and yeah that's obnoxious, but this is a MASSIVE RED FLAG INSTA DROP? jesus dude im not ****ing marrying her tonight.

also, no more insta drop warning sign posts from you.

if i ever make a post that someone, knowing very little about a girl but finding her attractive, should "insta drop" her due to a delay in her response time, feel free to call me out for being a massive mouthbreather.

Facepalm at your insistence on typing like that (and at your choice of sports teams).

I did enjoy the comma-less dig regardless.

she just spontaneously texted me to tell me she's excited for tonight. u mad?

I agree with my doppelganger on all of this.

although i can envision one scenario where i have to concede yeotajmu's point that i should have stayed in, played sc2 and eaten chinese food by myself all night

Karak winning

possibly, but judging from the wording of some of her recent texts i do think there's at least a substantial % chance this girl could be ******ed. will have to call the flop here and reevaluate on the turn (early part of the evening). there's evidence pointing the other way, though.

good thing I'm in "LP!"

oh yeahhhh

Fudoj

Be cautious of the preflop hollywooding...she could be holding a monster

trollololololollol

no hot girls over 130 amirite?

they're right that her response time sucks and if we were overanalyzing everything would be troubling, but this is the right way to react

this is nice

im not mad. im just documenting my advice since you didnt follow it with A,B,C,D,BG,KW, etc, all which resulted in you being burned in some way or another.

im just saying (for the 20th time) i wouldnt be diving in head first to this one (which you have a tendency to do). i just dont wanna hear you come back, say how great, intelligent, perfect, etc she is, tell us you dont actually have feelings when you really do, and then get burned. if you dont think the fact that she half blew you off is a warning sign, then by all means enjoy your hand holding.

the odds of her being ******ed are currently skyrocketing with each text she sends me, but she certainly sounds excited about this evening

you realize if i follow this advice, ill likely never date anyone again for the rest of my life, correct?

He foreshadowed this pretty strongly 10 months ago.

i mean you are basically saying that i am so emotionally fragile that if there is any sort of negative indicia at all about any girl, no matter how minor, i should shy away for the fear of getting hurt.

i mean, the ABCD/BG stuff was amusing, but fine. i didnt have to check into the psych ward afterwards or suffer any permanent physical damage.

altho with regards to C, it's possible she could have murdered me in my sleep.

So one of my jobs is at the tire center of a major international wholesale company and sometimes we have to fill in for a call out by the gas station attendant. That is what I'm doing right now fml...anyways....this dude come up to me complaining about how "this pump never reads my card etc etc"...I literally laughed out loud and said "lol sample size". I then tried to explain card reader variance to no avail

ok then, if you say so.

Well, you've gotta hand it to him on this one.

i mean your logic is just incomprehensible and you're grasping at straws at this point. here we have a warning sign of possible trouble, sure, but it's a minor one and we are barely invested. if i am truly so emotionally fragile and intellectually ******ed that i cannot perceive or handle myself in such a situation without causing serious damage to my way of life, i am destined to die alone.

if she had say, a) a boyfriend (A/BG), b) confessed watching her brother kill himself in front of her (C), c) was a whore (B/BG) or d) was mind-numbingly boring and i knew this already (D), i'd see your point, but here we have a 24 hour delay in answering a voicemail. i honestly dont even listen to my voicemails. yes, it's concerning, but there's plenty of plausible explanations.

you are basically advising me to run scared from pursuing any girl on the off-chance i may "get hurt" like i have "in the past." this is counter-intuitive to the most basic of any girl advice. can you share with me the scenario that is the likely outcome of her delaying her response in which makes this cursory expenditure of my time and money so massively -EV?

i mean let's assume, arguendo, that there's a 90% chance this date goes badly, and a 10% chance it goes wonderfully. i still go and it's not close. do you see why?

honestly if this were anyone but you, i'd think im being trolled right now...

im not trying to rain on your parade, ive just seen this movie 10 times already

what other times has a girl taking 24 hours to answer a voicemail ended in a apocalyptic event on a man's life? there's TEN movies about it? am i going to die tonight? lose my kidney minimum?

how do you explain her repeated texts today which are all quite excited about tonight and professing how she's looking forward to it? (we entered a discourse fwiw, it's not like she's just randomly shooting them off like fireworks... although she did open it up). isn't that completely incongruent with your read?

listen, there's a large chance this could go badly. and if it does? who the **** cares? i got to check out a cool new bar, have some decent drinks and spent some money. i will have missed out on valuable starcraft laddering time, tho. i do want to get to masters this month.

I've had a couple drunk happenings with what could be considered duffs so I'm guessing 130-140