May the force be with you


















lol I had to say it

me: were you feeling alright today?
her: what?
me: you seemed out of it/upset/unsmiley in class
her: oh nope just tired i guess idk

welp there we have it. nh gg me.

There's only one last resort: "So when you gonna let me tap that?"

But more seriously, in you're shoes I'd take a step back and just take it more slow. After all, you've only been actively talking to her for a couple of days.. I think she feels a bit pressed to get this 'done' faster than she might be comfortable with. Don't take the initiative to text her or something for the next few days, but with that said I wouldn't avoid her and if she comes to you, great.

I would tho' as a last thing to try to end things on a positive note send a last text w/ something like "ok nice, yeah I was also a bit tired, that lecture was boooring" (dont use those words, can't come up with something good right now, but just something to end the conversation on a positive note)

yeah alexandre is right there. might even be best to cool it till the weekend (thursday if ppl at your school drink thursdays) and text her to see what her plans are. sucks though she is either really cryptic, really insane, really shy, or just not really into you like that, which theres nothing you can really do about.

only problem is i see her wednesday. and friday.
and when it comes to cryptic/insane/shy, i think maybe a combo of all 3...or she is like me and finds these games stupid. but is a girl so doesnt want to make a move. who knows. or shes just not into me. impossible to tell. we will see.

yeah without being there to see how you guys interact it is hard to say. just stay off the gas for a few days and see what happens.

Best option. Like he said hard to read. So just chill it out, who knows girls surprise everyone. She might even start talking to you and be like "omg is everything ok you havent texted me". I am not saying thats gonna happen, but at this point with this one who knows man.

its just a complete 180 from last week when she was so flirty and all interested and stuff. sighhhhhhh lets gooooo one timeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Take it a day at a time and most of all, don't let it stress yourself out. If you do that you will be off your game.

gg op

any thoughts that im getting this reaction because she does not want to fall into friend zone and maybe SHE (wish i knew how to bold) is scared of falling into friend zone when its usually the guy. the reason i say this is because when im not interested in persuing the girl, im usually pretty good at being friends/friendly with them. its kinda weird that im not really getting that same thing from her. so perhaps she is playing games and sh-t to try to see how i react, etc etc etc.
just a thought, not really sure if it holds any ground.

there's a shy girl in my dorm who i see a lot cause we live near each other. she has a massive crush on me. she's pretty smart, she never parties and she's really quiet too. she's not particularly hot.

we don't share similar interests or personalities. all the things she likes (art and church) i don't like. we've interacted before, but all our social interactions have been awkward, cause i know she has a huge crush on me, and i had trouble relating to her cause we're not very similar people. on a recent day she was sandwiched between me and someone else on the school bus, and talked almost exclusively to the other person cause he had much better chemistry with her.

despite all this, i'd like to become her fucc buddy just cause i wanna fucc. i know she's not the hottest and we don't have the best chemistry, but i'd like to take advantage of her crush on me to start banging her.

i don't want to be her bf. i am willing to go on dates though and drop some game in order to be fucc buddies. if need be, i guess i'd be willing to be her bf in exchange for sex. i dunno how likely it is, but its possible that cause of her religious beliefs that she doesn't believe in premarital intercourse. also, i think i could develop better chemistry with her once i actually tried. i'd like to become regular fucc buddies, but am still up for a 1 night stand instead. advice on how to accomplish this? should i ask her out on a date? should i ask her to a party and then dance with her? any other options?

btw, to all those people who might say find someone else, my options are very very limited, and i'd like a fucc partner.

certainly possible, but i still would just cool it for a few days to see how things unfold.

religious chicks are either 1. awesome 2. horrible. i have a personal rule to not date/bang religious chicks. however, she obviously likes you. being her bf just to bang her i wouldnt advice because youre gonna end up hating it and really hurting her (i cant believe i said that). i would just try to get her to a party and make a move on her, if she is resisting bc she wants to date you then pound the brakes and back away. if she is DTF then go for it. dont go on dates with her though if you just want a **** buddy.

my new scenario:
she is mad in class cause i dont say anything. when she walks by me after class without saying anything while texting, shes mad, confused, frustrated (much like i am). when i text her is everything ok, she now thinks i didnt say anything because i thought she was in a bad mood. she covers for this by saying idk i was tired. so all is good and i taught her a lesson and i can be normal on wed. and see if she wants to go into dc with me on saturday.

or im ******ed. either way.

you need to really stop worrying about it and just relax, its gonna work or its not and there is only so much you can do about it

is it good to look at a girl and say


''Hey nice shoes''

''Wanna ****?''

Or better

''Hey girl, i just wash my dick¸. want to suck it?''

''She answer ''No''''

''Dirty slut, you suck dirty dick!''

Or is it good to say

''Hey you'v got beautifull legs, at which hours they open''

better than chloroform

you should stop posting.

haha seriously it was a long time ago since i laught like that. Your are a better humorist then I. I have to agree on that

wish i had mod powers (to abuse)

why so rude?

FAIL

Reason this will fail: girls like this will be devastated if you so **** them and leave. Or they know you are in it just for sex. Plus if you do this she will most likely tell people how much of an ace you were that girls will be hesitant to go out or do anything with you. Although there are ways to do this kind of thing with this type of girl and be in the clear, but if I told you I do not think that you have the skill to actually pull it off.

I suggest you try to get to know her and actually find some chemistry. If there is none, move on.

^^ This

^^ Proven to never work.