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06-18-2010 , 12:22 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Wyman
i had money on BOS +280, so this is raping me. Still a chance though.
lol wat? did you not look at a single line ever? It was LAL +275, but I would have guessed it to be like +125. Just barely won.
06-18-2010 , 12:32 AM
im not sure if you think im talking about a different bet or if you dont know anything about sports betting, but your post makes no sense.

edit: wow, sorry that sounds like im being a dick. But im just real confused at your post. LAL +275????

edit2: my best guess is that you're just mistaking +/-, because BOS +280 for this game is better than any line I saw online, and it is sick sick sick odds on the celtics.
06-18-2010 , 01:41 AM
I saw the lakers were favored by 7. I might be misunderstanding the ML stuff a bit, but I think they were +275. So like... I put up my 27.50 against their 10 that the lakers would win.

Check yes or no plz
06-18-2010 , 01:50 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Vintage00
I saw the lakers were favored by 7. I might be misunderstanding the ML stuff a bit, but I think they were +275. So like... I put up my 27.50 against their 10 that the lakers would win.

Check yes or no plz

-275: Bet 275 to win 100
+275: Bet 100 to win 275
pk: Bet 100 to win 100

ML (money line) is a straight up win bet: e.g.,

BOS +280
LAL -290

suggests that the Lakers are almost a 3:1 fav

Run line/Point line/Goal line gives points -- it might look like this

LAL -6.5 -130
BOS +6.5 +115

Lakers winning giving 6.5 to Celtics, bet 130 to win 100
Boston winning getting 6.5 from Lakers, bet 100 to win 115

(im not sure what the spread was tonight, just an example)
06-18-2010 , 03:37 AM
lol vintage could you be more of a sports betting fish

i would have bet my life's savings on lakers +275
06-18-2010 , 03:42 AM
was drinking and forgot about 10 hands in that i was playing after reg'ing. had 3200 at 400/800/75 or something and then!

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06-18-2010 , 03:44 AM
karak actually wrote a TR and posted it on 2p2

see it here:

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/sh...&postcount=108
06-18-2010 , 04:19 AM
i honestly don't think i know anyone like you know. like...calling it a night at 12 in the middle of a bachelors party?!!? wtf.
06-18-2010 , 04:23 AM
i never met these people before tnt fwiw

my friends are awesome... these guys... not so much.
06-18-2010 , 04:25 AM
god get better friends (edit-tell the groomsman to). i'm thoroughly convinced ppl that are life nits about partying are only like that because they haven't experienced it

Last edited by GoodGame; 06-18-2010 at 04:32 AM.
06-18-2010 , 07:20 AM
since goofy said it's all cheesburgers itt i'll post hands. all against the same guy who donked off all my money + more to the nit regs. i just shaved and i'm like 90% off tilt. highly suggest ppl do that

Full Tilt Poker $1/$2 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

MP: $502.70
CO: $260.60
BTN: $185.00
SB: $206.50
BB: $577.75
Hero (UTG): $228.00

Pre Flop: ($3.00) Hero is UTG with A Q
Hero raises to $8, 1 fold, CO raises to $260.60 all in, 3 folds, Hero calls $220 all in

Flop: ($459.00) 5 T K

Turn: ($459.00) 3

River: ($459.00) K

Final Pot: $459.00
CO shows 5c Qs (two pair, Kings and Fives)
Hero shows Ad Qd (a pair of Kings)
CO wins $456.00
(Rake: $3.00)


Full Tilt Poker $1/$2 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

BTN: $495.70
SB: $597.45
BB: $144.00
UTG: $286.00
MP: $571.75
Hero (CO): $200.00

Pre Flop: ($3.00) Hero is CO with K K
UTG calls $2, 1 fold, Hero raises to $10, 1 fold, SB calls $9, 1 fold, UTG raises to $42, Hero calls $32, SB calls $32

Flop: ($128.00) 8 5 7 (3 players)
SB bets $80, UTG folds, Hero raises to $158 all in, SB calls $78

Turn: ($444.00) K (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($444.00) A (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $444.00
SB shows 4 6 (a straight, Eight high)
Hero shows K K (three of a kind, Kings)
SB wins $441.00
(Rake: $3.00)


Full Tilt Poker $1/$2 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

UTG: $986.40
MP: $520.20
CO: $307.00
BTN: $238.00
SB: $329.65
Hero (BB): $200.00

Pre Flop: ($3.00) Hero is BB with Q J
1 fold, MP raises to $12, 1 fold, BTN calls $12, 1 fold, Hero calls $10

Flop: ($37.00) 2 2 Q (3 players)
Hero checks, MP bets $25, BTN folds, Hero calls $25

Turn: ($87.00) 5 (2 players)
Hero checks, MP bets $483.20 all in, Hero calls $163 all in

River: ($413.00) 7 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: $413.00
MP shows Q 7 (two pair, Queens and Sevens)
Hero shows Q J (two pair, Queens and Twos)
MP wins $410.00
(Rake: $3.00)


Full Tilt Poker $1/$2 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

BTN: $393.70
SB: $267.00
BB: $139.40
UTG: $397.00
MP: $200.00
Hero (CO): $200.00

Pre Flop: ($3.00) Hero is CO with Q Q
2 folds, Hero raises to $8, 1 fold, SB raises to $48, 1 fold, Hero raises to $88, SB raises to $267 all in, Hero calls $112 all in

Flop: ($402.00) A J 4

Turn: ($402.00) 6

River: ($402.00) 9

Final Pot: $402.00
SB shows 3 A (a pair of Aces)
Hero shows Q Q (a pair of Queens)
SB wins $399.00
(Rake: $3.00)


Full Tilt Poker $1/$2 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

BB: $508.70
UTG: $120.00
MP: $181.00
CO: $230.50
BTN: $577.75
Hero (SB): $348.00

Pre Flop: ($3.00) Hero is SB with A J
UTG raises to $7, MP calls $7, 2 folds, Hero raises to $37, 1 fold, UTG raises to $120 all in, 1 fold, Hero calls $83

Flop: ($249.00) Q 4 2

Turn: ($249.00) 2

River: ($249.00) 8

Final Pot: $249.00
UTG shows J J (two pair, Jacks and Twos)
Hero shows A J (a pair of Twos)
UTG wins $246.00
(Rake: $3.00)
06-18-2010 , 07:44 AM
I'm just clicking random buttons. This was against a top 5 regs this year, I love metagame.

Full Tilt Poker $1/$2 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

SB: $196.00
BB: $80.60
UTG: $226.45
UTG+1: $200.00
UTG+2: $214.70
MP1: $414.65
MP2: $231.30
CO: $737.65
Hero (BTN): $486.60

Pre Flop: ($3.00) Hero is BTN with T 6
4 folds, MP2 requests TIME, 1 fold, CO raises to $6, Hero raises to $20, 2 folds, CO calls $14

Flop: ($43.00) 4 3 K (2 players)
CO checks, Hero checks

Turn: ($43.00) 2 (2 players)
CO bets $32, Hero calls $32

River: ($107.00) 9 (2 players)
CO bets $84, Hero requests TIME, Hero raises to $434.60 all in, CO requests TIME, CO calls $350.60

Final Pot: $976.20
CO mucks J K
Hero shows T 6 (a flush, Ten high)
Hero wins $973.20
(Rake: $3.00)
06-18-2010 , 08:32 AM
Random story time. While I was on holiday on the beach a person trying to sell tickets to a pub crawl came over to us. After a while he accused me of looking like a poker player just lying there with my shades on. When he found out that I did play poker he then spent a few minutes telling me his poker story of how he deposited £10 and ran it up to £500 but then lost it all.

Yeah I'm just putting off going to the shops to buy some food.
06-18-2010 , 09:24 AM
upset with the german loss, hopefully usa can ship today since its 623 am and nobody should be awake at this time especially after going to sleep super late.

VAMMMOOOOOO USA!!1
06-18-2010 , 09:33 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Karak
lol vintage could you be more of a sports betting fish
prolly not. good thing you can't stay away from PLO forever.
06-18-2010 , 10:17 AM
Dear Team USA,

Please play some mother****ing defense or I'm going to have a coronary.

Love and kisses,
Vintage
06-18-2010 , 10:46 AM
[coronary]
06-18-2010 , 10:55 AM
Dear Team USA,

Since you are unable.... meh **** it. Can't be polite anymore.

- WAKE THE **** UP. MARK UP ON YOUR GUY.
- ALTIDORE, QUIT BEING A LAZY SACK OF ****. YOU BARELY TOUCHED THE BALL IN THE FIRST HALF. GIVE ME A REASON TO SUPPORT YOU.
- BOB BRADLEY, THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR NOT PUTTING RICARDO CLARK IN THE ****ING STARTING LINEUP.
- DONOVAN, PASS THE BALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
- FINDLEY, YOU COCKY ****, even though that card you got was bull****, I'm SOOOO glad you won't be on the field against Algeria. Get the **** off the field.

Yeah, the officiating in the game has been spotty at best, but holy jesus. You know when baby deer are just discovering their feet and stumble around? That's what the past 45 mins has felt like.
06-18-2010 , 11:17 AM
GOALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
06-18-2010 , 11:34 AM
you finally get laid vintage?
06-18-2010 , 11:34 AM
this espn headline sums up everything wrong with soccer:

Landon Donovan's goal cut Slovenia's lead in half, but can the U.S. win a tie?
06-18-2010 , 11:36 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Karak
this espn headline sums up everything wrong with soccer:

Landon Donovan's goal cut Slovenia's lead in half, but can the U.S. win a tie?
They're saying that b/c even though we can't be eliminated by a loss today, Slovenia insta-gets one of the 2 spots on the group with a win.
06-18-2010 , 11:38 AM
when i get pumped up to watch a sporting event the last thing i think to myself is this:

SURE HOPE MY TEAM CAN PULL OUT A TIE TODAY!
06-18-2010 , 11:41 AM
speaking of....

GOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLLLLLL
06-18-2010 , 11:45 AM
asfdklawejt WHAT THE **** WAS THAT WHISTLE?

      
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