well when youre biggest downswing in 50k hands of 5Nl was 50 bucks bc its so easy its a lot

for barretboy:

Poker Stars $0.02/$0.05 No Limit Hold'em - 5 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

UTG: $14.10
Hero (CO): $16.49
BTN: $5.96
SB: $2.01
BB: $12.50

Pre Flop: ($0.07) Hero is CO with A A
UTG raises to $0.20, Hero raises to $0.80, 3 folds, UTG raises to $3.55, Hero raises to $16.49 all in, UTG calls $10.55 all in

Flop: ($28.27) K 5 4 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Turn: ($28.27) 6 (2 players - 2 are all in)

River: ($28.27) 9 (2 players - 2 are all in)





for karak:


Poker Stars $0.02/$0.05 No Limit Hold'em - 5 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

BTN: $12.43
Hero (SB): $29.20
BB: $5.71
UTG: $2.19
CO: $12.65

Pre Flop: ($0.07) Hero is SB with J J
UTG calls $0.05, CO raises to $0.25, 1 fold, Hero calls $0.23, 1 fold, UTG calls $0.20

Flop: ($0.80) T 8 T (3 players)
Hero checks, UTG checks, CO bets $0.35, Hero raises to $1.10, UTG folds, CO calls $0.75

Turn: ($3.00) 7 (2 players)
Hero bets $2, CO calls $2

River: ($7.00) A (2 players)
Hero checks, CO bets $9.30 all in, Hero calls $9.30






3 hands apart, ty ty

Ended up buying a 2gb usb flash drive for like 9 bucks. It has worked really well actually I can definitely notice my computer has gotten a little faster.

You are such a bitch.

yall can suck my dick...my rcent finishes(firs place prize money in brackets)

35th(17k)
27th(4k)
26th(8k)
13(7.5K)
11TH(12K)

MY BACKERS ARE NOT TOO PLEASE LOL...ALSO I DECIDED TO SHOVE 20 bbS WITH 53 TOAY btnVsB AND GOT CLALED BY aj...i AM PRETTY SURE MY BACKER WAS GHOSTING...LAWLS...LOL caps lock wtf

edit: this is from only playing poker o 3 days..about 70 tourneys or some random ****

.

Substance abuse - 2
SL Regs - 0

also **** tbe and karak and lkj making final tables you all are probably super nits...**** why do all the nits get lucky **** you all...you probably dont know **** about 3 betiing and 4 betting with air....dear god whyyyyy

also the 53 shove was in the 163$ on stars..the early one not no piece pof shot nightly one i get dunrk at night

im super aggro dude gimme a break 5bet w/ air is ez game

also vintage00 vs karak HU PLO50 going on RIGHT NOW on FULL TILT POKER

search "chipshipment" or "vintage00"

table "kruger"

i know absolutely nothing about HU PLO but vintage is my bitch so it's ok

CCuster 911 (Observer): ill do BG if you ant
CCuster 911 (Observer): shut the %#!$ up
ChipShipment: lol fu custer
Vintage00: old news drunk face
ChipShipment: i was talkign to vintage
CCuster 911 (Observer): tosh is doing standup in blatmiore
CCuster 911 (Observer): be ther or be square
Vintage00: what venue?
ChipShipment: lol who the !%!# says venue
CCuster 911 (Observer): who the !$#@w as tlking to you
CCuster 911 (Observer): liek seriouly
Vintage00: hey
Vintage00: you guys can both eat a $&$&

TTT flop

i ahve AA

vintage ldo has a T

hwo do yu stack of ther you ****ing scub

scoreboard.

could you possibly run better

if there are outs

vintage has hit them

i was 81/73 from 18 players down.

ChipShipment: how do you not have 66 there
Vintage00: what else could i possibly have there?
Vintage00: hahahahah i know right?
ChipShipment: lol what am i supposed to do, fold?
Vintage00: lemme see, i may play flop diff
ChipShipment: AQ on a QQ6 board
Vintage00: srsly if u wanna talk abotu it on AIM later
ChipShipment: i dont
Vintage00: i mayone dont play flop the same
Vintage00: grrrr
Vintage00: good check
Vintage00: obv i have it
fishmeout (Observer): karak def not a get 100bbs on the flop hand
Vintage00: put it this wa
Vintage00: i hate putting 100bb even with MY hand there
Vintage00: in PLO anyway
ChipShipment: if i wanted coaching i'd buy lessons
Vintage00: u already paid for them

you missed the follow up chat. post that too plz.

k one sec

random thing annoying me. on fb when i try to change my likes, interests, and music on my profile, it won't save. anyone know how to fix this?

Weird, I edited mine a while ago after someone changed my music interests to include Madonna's early work, and I just looked and its still there.

Karak are you going to be in Vegas the whole summer? I may go back in early July.

the avg player so far @ 10 is 16/9/3.3 where at 5 it was 16/7/2.1

i moved up like 2 weeks ago, got crushed, moved up again yesterday and am up 7 buyins over like 2000 hands.

of course hands like this don't hurt

Poker Stars $10.00 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

BB: $33.98
UTG: $10.00
UTG+1: $9.65
UTG+2: $9.31
MP1: $10.94
Hero (MP2): $13.66
CO: $10.11
BTN: $10.20
SB: $7.33

Pre Flop: ($0.15) Hero is MP2 with 9 9
UTG calls $0.10, 3 folds, Hero raises to $0.50, 4 folds, UTG calls $0.40

Flop: ($1.15) 9 A Q (2 players)
UTG checks, Hero bets $0.85, UTG raises to $2.30, Hero raises to $13.16, UTG calls $7.20 all in

Turn: ($20.15) 9 (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($20.15) 4 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $20.15
UTG shows A A
Hero shows 9 9
Hero wins $19.15
(Rake: $1.00)

lol plo tonight i wish i had omaha manager so i could show you guys a graph

i lose like 3ish buy-ins to run hot vintage

then i 2-table... run up 2 buy-ins on one table and run up 7 on the other

dump 1 back on the one and close it

dump all 7 back + 1 of my own on the other (lost one huge deep hand that was more or less a flip PLO is funny)

get tilted and move up to PLO100

stack a guy 3 times over +300 and change

then sit at a capped game and (at a capped game, mind you) stack a guy 5 times over and change +550 or so

think i finally figured the key to omaha out:

play until you have the nuts, then bet the pot.

fold all other times.

definitely just lost 1250 dollars playing rush PLO100

you need counselling.