rofl read the mack fly honeyz. if we BOTH repeated itd be epic, including me leaving again to watch the final 3.

8/11 ahhhhhh gogogoooo

results?

I assume he missed the FT by lack of posts. But...final place?

9th

So poker can eff right off after a morning/early afternoon of it being impossible to win a facking hand. Grinding 2/180's is loleasy but not when asking to win a flip or 60/40 is like asking for the moon on a facking stick. Not been playing them long so I suppose I better just get used to it but still, fml.

AK < A7 < AQ
AT < KJ
AQ < 99 < KQ
QQ < AK
QQ < TT
KQ < AJ all in on QJx flop
55 < A3
KK < AQ
KT < A4
AQ runs into Aces

All lost, all at key tourney stages, most of these for good size stacks. fffffffffff uuuuuuuuuuu. Not even making up for it by winning as a dog really, I think I can count 2 hands where I got it in bad and won, but no worse than 70/30.

So I tilt off some g's at Omahahahzhaahahahahahah and .50/1 HU which I compeltely suck at.

About the 6th omaha hand: looking at AAKc4c on a Ac-6c-3h flop. Couldn't have hit it harder. Like a ****** I don't lead the flop and obviously his dirty little oesd gets there on the turn. And it is at this point on the turn, that I decide to get all my chips in cos im sooooo good. I manage to expertly dodge any board pair, any club, and the case ace to stack off.

Tilted further, I play .50/1 HU for some reason. Think I just love making things hard for myself. Defend my BB with 10-4 to a standard btn raise, flop comes 10-10-5c, ship. He'd Cbet every flop that he'd raised pre, so I check it over him to him but he checks behind ffs. 7c on the turn. I check again to c/r, he does lead, I do c/r, he flats. River club. I check call, OBVIOUSLY HE'S GOT THERE WITH HIS CLUB DRAW. Not pissed at him, just that Stars's card monkey won't give me a ******g break this morning.

Cliffs:
[x] Pretty unjustified whining vent
[x] I suck at poker
[x] I will be ****** Lee Jones's mother asap by way of warped revenge

He doesn't work for them anymore amirite?

I've no idea tbh, just assumed he did. Someone from Stars' mother is getting shagged though, I don't mind whose.

9th

33 < AJ

should i degen and play tonights hundred grand?
so tempting, but so far above my br since im not gonna satty into it.

im playing you should too we can chop hu

ship me half, ill give you 60/40 of cashing?
emn73

what a legend.
my account still reads .08 (cents, not bac)

PokerStars Game #44894562789: Tournament #314011041, $150+$12 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level I (10/20) - 2010/05/31 21:07:25 ET
Table '314011041 15' 9-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: threatnasty (3030 in chips)
Seat 2: erb4321 (2990 in chips)
Seat 4: eaglesfaan1 (2820 in chips)
Seat 5: Becker702 (3070 in chips)
Seat 6: freddy c 777 (2550 in chips)
Seat 7: 2045Pro (3295 in chips)
Seat 8: 1puttallday (2915 in chips)
Seat 9: C.K. (3390 in chips)
Becker702: posts small blind 10
freddy c 777: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
2045Pro: folds
1puttallday: raises 40 to 60
C.K.: folds
C.K. is sitting out
threatnasty: calls 60
erb4321: raises 220 to 280
eaglesfaan1: folds
Becker702: folds
vovo_leo is connected
freddy c 777: calls 260
1puttallday: folds
threatnasty: folds
*** FLOP *** [4s 6d 2s]
freddy c 777: checks
erb4321: bets 480
freddy c 777: calls 480
*** TURN *** [4s 6d 2s] [8c]
freddy c 777: checks
erb4321: bets 2230 and is all-in
freddy c 777: folds
Uncalled bet (2230) returned to erb4321
erb4321 collected 1650 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 1650 | Rake 0
Board [4s 6d 2s 8c]
Seat 1: threatnasty folded before Flop
Seat 2: erb4321 collected (1650)
Seat 4: eaglesfaan1 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Becker702 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: freddy c 777 (big blind) folded on the Turn
Seat 7: 2045Pro folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: 1puttallday folded before Flop
Seat 9: C.K. folded before Flop (didn't bet)

cant stake sry

i know, just a shot in the dark.
playing the nightly 70k instead.

one of my fav tourneys ^

karak, have you considered a poker talk thread (where people post poker stuff like what has been going on itt ever since i started the sl poker boom a couple months ago)?

we have a busto claiming the start of the SL poker boom.... that sucks

unfortunately, i wasnt given the same deal moneymaker was given.

besides, the best of them have gone broke. (fwiw, i have money, just not online. cause i dont follow proper br management. also playing a 1500 wsop event. so trying to not play huge amounts online right now. been watching a lot of mtt cardrunners videos cause i got a free 3 month subscription. they are good videos, specifically this 7 part timex video where he legit goes through every hand in a 5k online mtt. its pretty cool.) also, this randallin video i watched today was neat. nothing i dont already know pretty much, but good to reinforce things.

you playing the event friday tuts?

event 30 on june 15th i believe it is.
will be out there with my old man the 14-20.

geoffras crushin my dreams of fting the 162 again by winning flips vs me

hate him

will be in vegas starting tmw. pm me if you'll be around. i know ill prob be meeting up with stinger and others.

wait what? youre going to vegas?

someone's not impulsive.

i was prob going no matter what but FTing the sunday mil solidified it for me

hopefully playing the 1.5k event friday and def playing the 1k event (1b sunday prob) unless i Ft the 1.5k event which, let's be honest, is prob gunna happen