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05-30-2010 , 02:43 AM
haha, I looked up my jeppg notes on FTP:

"open 77 to 5bb in sb, c/c flush draw on QJ4ddd and c/r ai on turn UI facing 2 barrel"

sick line
05-30-2010 , 02:45 AM
lol, right on cue

PokerStars Game #44807659462: Tournament #313011046, $150+$12 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level XXI (3500/7000) - 2010/05/30 2:45:13 ET
Table '313011046 6' 9-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: SituatnCrtcl (326123 in chips)
Seat 2: jeppg1111 (206628 in chips)
Seat 3: Stupac007 (176066 in chips)
Seat 4: erb4321 (335098 in chips)
Seat 6: 00psiedaisy (234382 in chips)
Seat 9: kobsame (341703 in chips)
SituatnCrtcl: posts the ante 700
jeppg1111: posts the ante 700
Stupac007: posts the ante 700
erb4321: posts the ante 700
00psiedaisy: posts the ante 700
kobsame: posts the ante 700
jeppg1111: posts small blind 3500
Stupac007: posts big blind 7000
*** HOLE CARDS ***
erb4321: folds
00psiedaisy: folds
kobsame: raises 8850 to 15850
SituatnCrtcl: folds
jeppg1111: raises 189658 to 205508
Stupac007: folds
kobsame: raises 135495 to 341003 and is all-in
jeppg1111: calls 420 and is all-in
Uncalled bet (135075) returned to kobsame
*** FLOP *** [5c Qs Jc]
*** TURN *** [5c Qs Jc] [Td]
*** RIVER *** [5c Qs Jc Td] [9h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
jeppg1111: shows [7d 7s] (a pair of Sevens)
kobsame: shows [As Qh] (a pair of Queens)
kobsame collected 423056 from pot


dude loves him some sevens
05-30-2010 , 02:47 AM
Out the small blind! ON QJx flop!
05-30-2010 , 03:38 AM
k bed.
05-30-2010 , 03:48 AM
whee, karak's 2/2 and won $14k already, playing HU for the last $5k
05-30-2010 , 03:50 AM
somebody ask how much BG gets from the divorce.

Last edited by thebigeasy59; 05-30-2010 at 03:50 AM. Reason: bant chat ldo.
05-30-2010 , 03:53 AM
thanks goofy
05-30-2010 , 04:05 AM
lol situatncrtcal
05-30-2010 , 04:12 AM
Poker Stars $150+$12 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t10000/t20000 Blinds + t2000 - 2 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

BTN/SB: t155425 M = 4.57
BB (karak): t1464575 M = 43.08

Pre Flop: (t34000)
BTN/SB raises to t153425 all in, BB calls t133425

Flop: (t310850) 3 2 5 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Turn: (t310850) 4 (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: (t310850) 7 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: t310850
BTN/SB shows Q J (high card Queen)
BB shows A J (a flush, Jack high)
BB wins t310850 & donkament title!
05-30-2010 , 04:13 AM
hope everyone enjoyed the hu poker clinic

ty for the sweat
05-30-2010 , 04:13 AM
lol situatncrtcl was so bad, gj exploiting him
05-30-2010 , 05:16 AM
ahahaha

Quote:
Hello goofyballer,

We have transferred USD 1.00 from your account to 'SituatnCrtcl' as per your request.


Good luck to you both.

Regards,

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Quote:
Hello goofyballer,

We have transferred USD 1.00 to your account as requested by 'SituatnCrtcl'.


Good luck to you both.

Regards,

PokerStars Cashier
05-30-2010 , 05:19 AM
lololol taht poor guy

i think my favorite chat moment was someone saying

"i honestly almost sort of feel bad for this guy for what's happening to him right now"
05-30-2010 , 05:31 AM
Wow, congrats karak
Cash out the money and rub it on your titties in front of BG's face?

I mustn't take motivation from this and take up tournaments again..
05-30-2010 , 10:00 AM
its too bad 20k doesn't change teh fact that you're a little sweaty emo bitch.
05-30-2010 , 10:27 AM
where did i miss where goofy owes sitch $1?
05-30-2010 , 10:44 AM
wow, grats karak!
05-30-2010 , 02:39 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Karak
hope everyone enjoyed the hu poker clinic

ty for the sweat
Wait, since when is KT>K8 on a xKT8 board a clinic?

No offense but you just got lucky you got the positive end of the cooler HU, and that hes ******ed enough to play stupidly after.

You still obv played better than most of the other people at the Final Tale, but that is far from a clinic

Last edited by CCuster_911; 05-30-2010 at 02:44 PM. Reason: wait until the SL tourney tonight for a clinic ldo
05-30-2010 , 03:17 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by CCuster_911
Wait, since when is KT>K8 on a xKT8 board a clinic?

No offense but you just got lucky you got the positive end of the cooler HU, and that hes ******ed enough to play stupidly after.

You still obv played better than most of the other people at the Final Tale, but that is far from a clinic
lol did you watch the hu match? i tripled up to start off w/o seeing a showdown and once he got shrot he just folded most of his stack away. a ton of those reshoves and huge bets i was making i had total air or weak hands.

obv i was being sarcastic with the hu clinic remark, but that guy was flat out awful.
05-30-2010 , 06:28 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Karak
lol did you watch the hu match? i tripled up to start off w/o seeing a showdown and once he got shrot he just folded most of his stack away. a ton of those reshoves and huge bets i was making i had total air or weak hands.

obv i was being sarcastic with the hu clinic remark, but that guy was flat out awful.
40 BB deep that could happen to the best HU player...IM just saying...winning HU in a donkament is not as much skill as everyone would liek to claim...And I know he was bad but that doesnt mean you didnt get lucky....
05-30-2010 , 07:17 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by CCuster_911
40 BB deep that could happen to the best HU player...IM just saying...winning HU in a donkament is not as much skill as everyone would liek to claim...And I know he was bad but that doesnt mean you didnt get lucky....
lol ccuster you really dont like me do you

but i was totally convinced HU was almots entirely 100% based on skill and there was 0 to very little luck involved before this post so ty for clearing it up for me

i was def not being sarcastic at all in any of my posts either btw
05-30-2010 , 07:18 PM
like if we play that HU match again last night 1000 times over and over again with me as a 4:1 underdog in chips to start i prob win 999/1000 times right?
05-30-2010 , 07:19 PM
I heard ccuster's stars name is SituatnCrtcl
05-30-2010 , 07:21 PM
@goofy: lol'd
05-31-2010 , 12:01 AM
19/58 left sunday mil

      
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