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08-20-2011 , 03:24 AM

#12776

LKJ

Smugly Contemptuous

Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 95,986

Hotter: Ellen Parsons.

Last edited by LKJ; 08-20-2011 at 03:24 AM. Reason: Or Rose Byrne, if you prefer.

08-20-2011 , 04:31 AM

#12777

goofyballer

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 70,719

I'm a big Rose Byrne fan, but Monaghan crushes her

08-20-2011 , 04:43 AM

#12778

GoCubsGo

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 4,447

Might went to shot, mfc time imo

08-20-2011 , 04:48 AM

#12779

CCuster_911

You Only Live Once

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 24,435

lololololol

08-20-2011 , 06:16 AM

#12780

GoCubsGo

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 4,447

08-20-2011 , 06:23 AM

#12781

Karak

ELIte

Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 62,726

****

****

08-20-2011 , 09:44 AM

#12782

LKJ

Smugly Contemptuous

Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 95,986

Quote:

Originally Posted by goofyballer

I'm a big Rose Byrne fan, but Monaghan crushes her

Show me Monaghan as a hot lawyer and we'll talk.

08-20-2011 , 11:49 AM

#12783

thebigeasy59

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 19,436

I just watched the adjustment bureau the other day. Was dumb as ****, but I think I fell for Emily Blunt. Too scared to look up whether or not the accent is real, because it might ruin things between us if she's North American.

08-20-2011 , 11:53 AM

#12784

LKJ

Smugly Contemptuous

Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 95,986

There are few sweeter sounds than the various murmurs of "wow..." around the table after you successfully make a big hero call on the river with very little for a big pot.

08-20-2011 , 12:12 PM

#12785

GusJohnsonGOAT

SESwamiGOAT

Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 15,814

Quote:

Originally Posted by GoCubsGo

2nd round gif right here.

Last edited by GusJohnsonGOAT; 08-20-2011 at 12:16 PM. Reason: can't believe that wrestling gif was posted. So much worse the blackwrestlerfingerwag.gif or pantingwrestlermakingface.gif

08-20-2011 , 12:48 PM

#12786

NHFunkii

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 14,649

I prefer the various exclamations of 'ouch' when I suck out really hard on someone for a big pot

08-20-2011 , 12:50 PM

#12787

LKJ

Smugly Contemptuous

Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 95,986

Sucking out isn't as fun to me because I feel that propriety dictates that I then be as quiet as possible until the general feeling of "ouch" subsides.

08-20-2011 , 02:54 PM

#12788

uscpf

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 6,300

Do you gloat when you beat someone? Softly chuckle at the degenerate population?

08-20-2011 , 02:58 PM

#12789

LKJ

Smugly Contemptuous

Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 95,986

Quote:

Originally Posted by uscpf

Do you gloat when you beat someone? Softly chuckle at the degenerate population?

Hell no. People who gloat after winning should be shot in the ****ing face. But I don't feel the need to go into shutdown silent mode after beating someone straight up like I do when I suck out.

08-20-2011 , 03:04 PM

#12790

Karak

ELIte

Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 62,726

i saw some article recently that like 15,000 casualdonks.jpeg linked on facebook "5 things you dont know about pro poker players"

i was like this will prob be awful, but it was decent until #1 which was that they feel guilty.

i can say with good confidence i have very rarely, if ever, felt guilty in playing poker and i dont know anyone who has. what a load of ****. i dont rub it in, but guilt? they knew what they were risking when they sat at the table.

the only times ive felt guilt is when friends (yeotajmu for ex.) want to play me heads up irl cause we're bored and then we start doing it for $$.

08-20-2011 , 03:38 PM

#12791

CBorders

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 16,505

Quote:

Originally Posted by Karak

yup, felt the same way about it. does a stock trader or investment banker feel guilty? doubt it. why would i?

08-20-2011 , 04:00 PM

#12792

ProBoyMagic

old hand

Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 1,319

i only felt kind of guilty once when a homeless guy from the Strip was playing and my buddy who barely knows the rules stacked him for like ~300 and the homeless guy looked legit suicidal. oh well tho.

Last edited by ProBoyMagic; 08-20-2011 at 04:18 PM.

08-20-2011 , 04:12 PM

#12793

goofyballer

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Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 70,719

Quote:

Originally Posted by LKJ

There are few sweeter sounds than the various murmurs of "wow..." around the table after you successfully make a big hero call on the river with very little for a big pot.

My funniest live hero call ever: I have AQ high and call his river bet

He grumbles and says "nice call" and flips over AK high

08-20-2011 , 04:20 PM

#12794

goofyballer

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Also, I've felt slightly guilty at times playing live (never online). Once I was playing PLO in a bar in a small town in Oregon and some Asian dude came in who didn't know how to play PLO. We tried to explain it to him, but his English was pretty bad and he didn't seem to get it. He played anyway and I stacked him when he thought he had a sick hand because he was playing three of his hole cards.

Another time (same place in Oregon) I took someone's rent money.

Quote:

Originally Posted by LKJ

Show me Monaghan as a hot lawyer and we'll talk.

Just because you have a thing for lawyers apparently doesn't mean the rest of us can't acknowledge Monaghan being superior.

08-20-2011 , 04:52 PM

#12795

ProBoyMagic

old hand

Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 1,319

goofy, how'd you know it was someone's rent money? i'm sure i've done the same and at times have suspected it, but have never asked/been told, lol.

on the other side of the coin: one of the most fun i've had was sitting next to some mid 40s guy who was on the phone yelling at this daughter and saying 'yeah, i can't go to your play tonight, daddy has plans' and stacking him.

08-20-2011 , 05:03 PM

#12796

Karak

ELIte

Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 62,726

one time near the bubble in a WSOP event the guy 1 to my right (who was pretty clearly a massive donk) announced that he really wanted to mincash because it would help him pay his rent next month. he had the sort of stack that you could reasonably fold into the money from this point, but the money wasn't exactly imminent, just remotely close.

he lost over 1/2 his stack to me in 2 orbits without ever seeing a showdown.

and i was card dead.

08-20-2011 , 05:30 PM

#12797

dkgojackets

DKGOAT

Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 86,123

theres going to be a bachelorette party in the apartment across from mine tonight. im hoping a hot girl gets drunk and feels insecure about her friend getting married while she has no one and then stumbles into my room.

Last edited by dkgojackets; 08-20-2011 at 05:31 PM. Reason: it will probably just be loud and distract me from work i have to do

08-20-2011 , 05:48 PM

#12798

Henry17

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 27,710

Do you know the girl who lives the hall? Is she hot or often have hot friends around?

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I have lived in a casino and some of the degeneracy you see is just disgusting. I would never feel guilty or sorry for people who choose to make bad decisions and so get themselves into problems. If they lack the willpower they get exactly what they deserve.

08-20-2011 , 06:02 PM

#12799

dkgojackets

DKGOAT

Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 86,123

Quote:

Originally Posted by Henry17

Do you know the girl who lives the hall? Is she hot or often have hot friends around?

no, I moved into this place about two weeks ago and get back late most days so don't know anyone or often cross paths with people. I think two girls live in the unit, have seen one hot girl go in there once and another a separate time who was alright but not someone Id be interested in. I saw the non-hot girl today with two 5-6ish friends carrying bags of stuff down the hall and now theres a sign on the door for the party.

08-20-2011 , 06:06 PM

#12800

thebigeasy59

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 19,436

Quote:

Originally Posted by goofyballer

My funniest live hero call ever: I have AQ high and call his river bet

He grumbles and says "nice call" and flips over AK high

1/2 live, 7 handed. UTG opens for 5 dark, 1 fold, LAGgy guy flats, 2 folds, I 3b to 35 with KQhh, folds around to limpy lag who flats.

Flop AJ5r. Ch/Ch.
Turn J, puts two diamonds up. He bets 30, I call.
River offsuit 2. He bets 80 with ~110 behind, I call after 2 minutes. He says good call and rolls over 53o.

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