yeah i agree, here's hoping she convinces sandra to give up the HII

my month of .25/.50 NL HU play:

Anyone got any music ideas, I am in the comp lab at my school grinding out a 4 page paper due in 3 hours. I am getting distracted and aggravated I can't find the right music to listen to. Help!!!

Pretty sure the only acceptable excuse for this kind of delay after promising such a great TR is an all-day nude photoshoot that he intends to post ITT

down 1000BBs in 1500 hands today. never seen so many coolers/suck outs in one session.

Luckily that's only a few cheeseburgers, right?

up to a nice dinner now

weeeee


Poker Stars $0.02/$0.05 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

MP: $3.50
Hero (CO): $12.84
BTN: $6.05
SB: $5.60
BB: $3.95
UTG: $3.98

Pre Flop: ($0.07) Hero is CO with A K
2 folds, Hero raises to $0.20, BTN raises to $0.50, SB calls $0.48, 1 fold, Hero raises to $12.84 all in, 1 fold, SB calls $5.10 all in

Flop: ($11.75) 6 3 8 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Turn: ($11.75) 7 (2 players - 2 are all in)

River: ($11.75) 6 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Jesus, what's your long-term winrate in that game, like 25bb/100?

currently like 16bb/100

when i played 2nl i had 23bb/100 haha


thats why today is so sick. usually running bad = break even haha

Computer virus. fml

bet you cant guess who villain is


Poker Stars $0.02/$0.05 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

CO: $3.50
Hero (BTN): $14.13
SB: $3.83
BB: $7.35
UTG: $1.53
MP: $11.08

Pre Flop: ($0.07) Hero is BTN with 9 9
UTG calls $0.05, 2 folds, Hero raises to $0.25, 1 fold, BB raises to $0.45, 1 fold, Hero raises to $14.13 all in, BB calls $6.90 all in

Flop: ($14.77) 6 6 K (2 players - 2 are all in)

Turn: ($14.77) Q (2 players - 2 are all in)

River: ($14.77) 3 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: $14.77
Hero shows 9 9 (two pair, Nines and Sixes)
BB shows 5 7 (a pair of Sixes)
Hero wins $14.07
(Rake: $0.70)

mother effing netflix has maintenance right now pissin me off

Commence operation rebuild Karak's bankroll from that one time he was an idiot and blew nearly all (but not all) of it:



also:

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.25 BB (6 handed) - Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

CO ($17.85)
Button ($62)
SB ($50.50)
BB ($8.85)
Hero (UTG) ($74.40)
MP ($33.25)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with Q, Q
Hero bets $1, 2 folds, Button calls $1, 2 folds

Flop: ($2.35) 7, 7, 2 (2 players)
Hero bets $2.25, Button raises to $61 (All-In), Hero calls $58.75

Turn: ($124.35) 9 (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: ($124.35) 2 (2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: $124.35 | Rake: $3

Results:
Button had 5, 4 (flush, nine high).
Hero had Q, Q (two pair, Queens and sevens).
Outcome: Button won $121.35

i just bought a generic ps3 controller on ebay. i'm half asleep and remembered i need another controller cuz mine crapped out. i was looking at a bunch of auctions so said **** it and bought it (takes like 3 clicks since my info's in the system). quickly realized right after it's a generic version that looks pretty gay imo and for $10 more i could get the real thing. to lazy to try and backout of the auction. ohwellz still $50 cheaper than going to the store and getting one.

side note- i've spent like $1200-1300 on ps3 **** fml. i only play one game too lol

here's a pic of the gay controller:

You can back out of an auction by saying you mistyped the bid. Theres definitely someway of getting out of it, I did it once.

very solid start today:



PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.25 BB (5 handed) - Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

Hero (SB) ($27.15)
BB ($25)
UTG ($19.75)
MP ($35.80)
Button ($21.45)

Preflop: Hero is SB with J, J
1 fold, MP bets $0.80, Button calls $0.80, Hero raises to $4.25, 1 fold, MP calls $3.45, Button calls $3.45

Flop: ($13) 2, Q, J (3 players)
Hero bets $8.25, 1 fold, Button raises to $17.20 (All-In), Hero calls $8.95

Turn: ($47.40) 9 (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: ($47.40) 8 (2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: $47.40 | Rake: $2

Results:
Button had 10, J (straight, Queen high).
Hero had J, J (three of a kind, Jacks).
Outcome: Button won $45.40


PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.25 BB (5 handed) - Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

BB ($14.75)
UTG ($27.90)
MP ($35.75)
Hero (Button) ($27.70)
SB ($25.05)

Preflop: Hero is Button with J, J
2 folds, Hero bets $1, SB calls $0.90, 1 fold

Flop: ($2.25) 4, A, J (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $1, SB raises to $2.50, Hero calls $1.50

Turn: ($7.25) 8 (2 players)
SB bets $3, Hero calls $3

River: ($13.25) 10 (2 players)
SB bets $5, Hero raises to $21.20 (All-In), SB calls $13.55 (All-In)

Total pot: $50.35 | Rake: $2

Results:
Hero had J, J (three of a kind, Jacks).
SB had 7, 9 (straight, Jack high).
Outcome: SB won $48.35

With regards to the second hand, how often should you really be slowplaying a set at those limits with an ace high flop once your opponent shows that he's interested? I usually find that's the best way to minimize your take.

Granted, in this case the guy was putting a move on and it was just as well to smooth call the flop, but in general I don't like slowplaying a set on an ace high flop. Either your opponent likes the flop in spite of or because of the ace, and you can get paid big, or you're not going to make much regardless. Even letting them catch up halfway is only going to get you paid a bit more...and obviously sometimes they more than catch up and you get ****ed like that.

villain is a serial floater who loves to 3 barrel with air and is super aggressive... do i need to post reads next time lol

you can make an argument for c/c the river with that read maybe but he snaps me off with any decent 2 pair or lower set

im playing razz aorn....SCOOP...im going to win it too

I don't think your line is that bad here really karak. Any merits for a turn raise?

my thinking was: a turn raise folds out anything except top 2 or another set which are getting it in on teh river anyways

he's very unlikely to have spades... he could potentially have a straight draw, but that is folding to my raise and is unlikely to hit... he's barreling pretty much any river... so why not jsut call?

if i raise now i just stack a bunch of hands i'd already stack. his hand is one of the very, very few i dont stack on the river but stack now if i shove... obv we need to look at his greater range.

karak played it perfectly fine imo

anybody know why this happens some times with HH's?