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my turn to post a lolhandhistory
redlineomnomnom. dont steal my button.

Full Tilt Poker $1/$2 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

SB: $231.25
BB: $206.65
UTG: $191.00
UTG+1: $222.05
UTG+2: $200.00
MP1: $106.20
MP2: $197.90
CO: $484.00
Hero (BTN): $262.75

Pre Flop: ($3.00) Hero is BTN with A

5 folds, CO raises to $6, Hero raises to $20, 2 folds, CO requests TIME, CO raises to $50, Hero raises to $92, CO calls $42

Flop: ($187.00) 5

(2 players)
CO checks, Hero bets $170.75 all in, CO requests TIME, CO folds

Final Pot: $187.00
Hero wins $184.00
(Rake: $3.00)

05-07-2010 , 10:53 PM

#1002

GoodGame

SL Bathroom Bachelor

Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 4,124

good thing i know you're drunk to save this thread from like 10 posts of berating on that hand ^^^

05-08-2010 , 01:25 AM

#1003

CCuster_911

You Only Live Once

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 24,435

bro 5 read cars it snot al flush at ll...you know its not even a ful mhouse

05-08-2010 , 02:26 AM

#1004

thebigeasy59

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 19,436

yeah that

05-08-2010 , 03:25 AM

#1005

CCuster_911

You Only Live Once

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 24,435

got back form a dorm party looked at it agina and relaized you sitll dont have even a apri man wtf are you doing, you just nbet most peoples weekly wage with a hgih bro you are so risky i dont know what to think...how do banans fly i feel like they can only be thrown

05-08-2010 , 05:44 AM

#1006

thebigeasy59

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testify!

05-08-2010 , 07:27 AM

#1007

Flyingbanana

veteran

Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 2,279

haha i wake up this morning to see stuff like that

in my defence 4 betbluff pre failed, and then was such a nice flop to bluff.
Full ring = full of nits.

05-08-2010 , 01:27 PM

#1008

thebigeasy59

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Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 19,436

who schedules mothers day on the one day in history that sundays, scoop and miniftops coincide anyway?

05-08-2010 , 01:59 PM

#1009

CCuster_911

You Only Live Once

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 24,435

lol is all i can say....lol

05-08-2010 , 02:19 PM

#1010

Ledders

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pretty sure mother's day was in march

Last edited by Ledders; 05-08-2010 at 02:19 PM. Reason: hai europe

05-08-2010 , 03:31 PM

#1011

thebigeasy59

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YOU'RE ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE ROAD.

05-08-2010 , 04:15 PM

#1012

fishmeout

veteran

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 3,221

How do bananas fly? I feel like they can only be thrown.

Disappointed in the lack of love for the Alan Boston hand..

05-08-2010 , 07:13 PM

#1013

thebigeasy59

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not enough nvgtards i guess.

05-08-2010 , 07:18 PM

#1014

Flyingbanana

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Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 2,279

Quote:

Originally Posted by thebigeasy59

YOU'RE ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE ROAD.

no u

Quote:

Originally Posted by fishmeout

How do bananas fly? I feel like they can only be thrown.

Disappointed in the lack of love for the Alan Boston hand..

Genetic engineering? It was just a nickname my cousin gave me when I was like 4. Was stuck for usernames and that popped into my head. Really random.

I used to jump on the 'Alien Boston' bandwagon but after hearing him on the podcast a while back he's actually a really nice and funny guy and I feel that the amount of abuse he gets from 2+2 is a little out of hand. nh though

05-08-2010 , 08:22 PM

#1015

thebigeasy59

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maybe he shouldn't freak out everytime someone says something on the internet.

05-08-2010 , 09:16 PM

#1016

Ledders

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Already back from a saturday night out. MASSIVE life fail. At least I'll be well rested for tournament grind tomorrow!

05-08-2010 , 09:35 PM

#1017

Vintage00

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If I ever have a daughter, I'm expanding my responsibilities (as per Chris Rock's standup) to 2 things.

- Keep her off the pole
- Make sure she doesn't use the "R" word unless she 1,000,000% means it.*

GOD that **** tilts me.

*This doesn't apply to situations where it's obv not talking about the action itself.

05-09-2010 , 02:03 AM

#1018

Vintage00

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Karak asked me to post this. ****ing idiot.

Quote:

Karak is available 5:02 pm
Vintage00 5:02 pm
(5:02:28 PM): how was C?
Karak 5:02 pm
(5:02:43 PM): didnt really do anything with her
(5:02:48 PM): she hates me
Vintage00 5:03 pm
(5:03:04 PM): lol is that diff from last night?
Karak 5:03 pm
(5:03:09 PM): i was wasted last night
(5:03:16 PM): she's always hated me
Vintage00 5:03 pm
(5:03:17 PM): lol sohcking
Vintage00 1:53 am
(1:53:57 AM): lolz
(1:54:02 AM): i used barter system
(1:54:08 AM): going to get tit pics of CRC
(1:54:11 AM): obv not sharing with sl
(1:54:12 AM): sorry
Karak 1:54 am
(1:54:16 AM): ,k ,m
(1:54:17 AM): m
(1:54:17 AM): lo
(1:54:18 AM): mlk
(1:54:19 AM): mlk
(1:54:20 AM): mk;
Vintage00 1:54 am
(1:54:28 AM): lol ur drunk]
(1:54:31 AM): me too
(1:54:34 AM): u wanna play hu sng?
(1:54:36 AM): whatever game u want
Karak 1:54 am
(1:54:48 AM): mll
(1:54:48 AM): l
(1:54:50 AM): l,ml'
(1:54:51 AM): km;
(1:54:52 AM): k
(1:54:53 AM): ;km,;kmm
(1:54:54 AM): km
(1:54:55 AM): ;;m
(1:54:55 AM): k;mkm
(1:54:57 AM): km;;kmk;;km
(1:54:58 AM): km;km;
Vintage00 1:54 am
(1:54:59 AM): lolol
Karak 1:55 am
(1:55:05 AM): knm

Vintage00 1:55 am
(1:55:17 AM): you're gonna end up beating off alone tonight, right?
Karak 1:56 am
(1:56:19 AM): 'SADFADSF
(1:56:20 AM): ASDFAZCZ
(1:56:21 AM): VZC
Vintage00 1:56 am
(1:56:26 AM): word
(1:56:33 AM): about the answer i was expecting
Karak 1:57 am
(1:57:35 AM): -0AS 9T\-0S9T 9T\
(1:57:39 AM): POASTI T
(1:57:41 AM): POIST IT
(1:57:42 AM): POSTI TI
(1:57:43 AM): POST TI
(1:57:49 AM): IT
Vintage00 1:57 am
(1:57:55 AM): wat
(1:57:58 AM): post wat
Karak 1:58 am
(1:58:10 AM): OCNVO
(1:58:11 AM): CONVO
(1:58:12 AM): CONVLO
(1:58:14 AM): CONVERSATKIOBN
Vintage00 1:58 am
(1:58:24 AM): u didn't say enough to maky any sense
(1:58:26 AM): so i dont wanna go back
(1:58:29 AM): and hide screen names
(1:58:35 AM): if ur stuff is stupid
(1:58:38 AM): which so far... it is
Karak 1:59 am
(1:59:10 AM): OK\
(1:59:10 AM): KIKNP\
(1:59:11 AM): INJMP
(1:59:12 AM): IJPJKNM;
(1:59:13 AM): IJPJJ
(1:59:13 AM): OJML
(1:59:18 AM): MLMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Karak is offline 1:59 am

IMs are delivered when the buddy signs in. Send Karak a text message

Again, who knows. But whatever.

05-09-2010 , 02:13 AM

#1019

goofyballer

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Worthless w/o tit pics (you can PM)

05-09-2010 , 02:36 AM

#1020

fishmeout

veteran

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 3,221

lol, doubt I've ever been that drunk before.

05-09-2010 , 02:48 AM

#1021

thebigeasy59

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he obviously wanted you to post the tert pics.

05-09-2010 , 03:41 PM

#1022

Vintage00

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Quote:

Originally Posted by goofyballer

Worthless w/o tit pics (you can PM)

You sign the contract a little while before you get to live in the house imo.

In other words, patience grasshopper.

05-09-2010 , 05:36 PM

#1023

Suave

centurion

Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 102

10 page research paper due on the 12th, haven't done anything yet. been saying to myself that i'm going to do this and that, it's been 4 weeks lol. deff doable, i'm gonna try and do it all right now. but just tilttttttt.

good side: 2 days left of school for me

05-09-2010 , 06:18 PM

#1024

fishmeout

veteran

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 3,221

Just looked at my graph for this month, already 12 BIs under EV. Gonna be fun to start running good!

05-09-2010 , 11:52 PM

#1025

yeotaJMU

Shines ELIte's Shoes

Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 22,414

i might have won this hand, i might have lost. im not gonna say. if you guess villains hand (2 guesses each) ill ship you $5 on PS.

Poker Stars $0.02/$0.05 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
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CO: $5.00
BTN: $7.38
SB: $8.18
BB: $5.17
Hero (UTG): $13.66
MP: $7.92

Pre Flop: ($0.07) Hero is UTG with A