I have this CD its pretty amazing..but are you saying the whole

- I dressed up for the CD...etc

stuf was a fail? I thought that stuff was pretty funny...

I dont know if this is the same one where he says:

"That was some great laughs, im going to start telling horrible jokes and edit those laughs in afterwards so it looks like you guys laugh at unfunny ****"

I have a few mitch CDs so might be mixing them up

ok listen this is the first time ive played basketball since like middle school and that's seriously not an exaggeration

i never played BB in Hs or even pick up in college... i honestly have no idea how to play the game. i was impressing myeslf with some of my shooting though having never played.

but i have no idea how to play the game technically or whatever... i cant make a lay-up half the time.

D is 3 inches taller than me and played bball at the D1 club level in college (could have played at the D2 college level or so if she wanted to)

she never got under the basket on me (oh she tried though) and i got under the basket on her nearly 100 % of the time. so i figure if i can just learn to make lay ups and force her to take 5+ footers every time i should win.

shouldnt take long imo.

wow, karak hand in your man card

i regularly crush her in racquetball if that makes up for it

lol excusaments. are you into tall girls? i always thought guys preferred girls that were shorter than them.



I regularly whistle with my fingers, especially when I have a whistle.

no i generally prefer girls shorter than me... most are (i'm 5 8) but BG and D are both taller.

You wear shoes like this:

http://www.increasingshoes.com/detail.asp?id=340 ?

im tall enough at 5 8 that yes i dont have the advantage of being taller, but it's not a huge disadvantage (or a disadvantage at all) with women... it's kind of a push.

at 5 6 or shorter, though, and you start to have some problems... 5 8ish is close enough to average male height (and probably is above median male height) that it's fine

I'm just giving you ****, some of my friends that are that height can pull girls easily.

almost all of my friends that are that height can beat a ****ing girl in basketball

push her down son.

speaking of pushing, i just won a tourney. joy.

sick brag, how much?

$416 well earned maneys.

Your opinion is wrong.

Not a fail AT ALL -- quite the opposite. But you get the impression that he ****ed up the jokes b/c of his delivery, which actually makes it funnier to me.

And yeah, you're right about that one. "I'm gonna make it look like you ****ers laughed at unfunny ****. I'mma use you." -- that last line cracks me the hell up.

Ya but apparently Karak tried to do it with a skirt on.

**** LIFE TILTTTTTTT

Anybody have friends that refer to their other friends, specifically people you DON'T know (and they are 100% sure that you don't know them) by their ****ing first names?

It's always women, too. Guys don't do this ****, only women. ****ing rake.

Examples --
1) "Yeah, Nate came over earlier and dropped off some beer"
- Sure, I've heard you mention a Nate before, but I dont give a **** who he is. You're just trying to make yourself seem more appealing to me by shoving in my face that you have other male friends? Cool story bro.

2) "I'm doing alright, Pam came over and we got high and watched Cheers."
- While watching Cheers high would be fun, not only is "Pam" the least attractive name on the planet (exception for Pam Beasley, but she's not even ****in real. Her parents knew better than to name her Pam irl), but I could give a **** less, tbh.

Now, it's TOTALLY DIFFERENT if they say "Yeah, I went out with my friend Chris" or whatever. That's the girl acknowledging that I don't know this dude, but that's fine. Whatever.

I'm having trouble explaining myself b/c I'm crazy tired, but maybe you get the idea.

I know this is kinda picky, and makes me kind of an *******, but w/e. For some unknown reason, it tilts the **** out of me.

sorry.

lol this tilts me too. I generally respond, "Ohhh NATE! I know who NATE is."

And they always say, "you do?"

I know what you mean, some random fb friend always refers to one of her professors by their first name in their statuses about some stupid thing he did/said in class like the whole world is supposed to be impressed that you can call your male teacher by the first name. its annoying.

My friends and I often refer to professors by their first names, mainly Konstantinos and Farhad.

See bolded for da truf.

**** pisses me off. Steve does this to me all the time too

Hmmm... which comedian to quote...

"Did Steve tell you that perchance? What's he got to do with it? What kind of rapping name is Steve?"

"So.... then Steve ****in' stabbed him. Yeah man, right in his throat. Don't go out drinking with Steve, he ****in stabs people."

So I havent taken any of my science classes yet and am curious what everyone one else took? Don't really have an interest in any of them but have to get them done

looking forward to this weekend. first off, its Springfest. for those of you not from VA, thats basically a weekend long block party that is A+++ and full of talent. secondly, my friend is having his annual CEOs and Office Hos party on Friday which is always legit. Thirdly, my other friends are having a highlighter party Saturday and they have a reputation for throwing great parties (karaks ex roommates).

the pool in my apt complex will also be opening Friday. has potential to be one of the best weekends of the year. ship it.