Double post, but w/e.
I have my dog w/ me for the weekend (he usually chills w/ my folks b/c they have some fenced in land). Smoked him out (as well as can be expected), and decided it would be a good idea to put a bow tie on him.
Brag - Cute dogs are SO ++++EV with women. Especially if it can do some tricks.
Beat - I probably can't pull this kind of female attention without him
Variance - I don't really care. Turtle uses Vince to get laid all the time ffs.
(I watch too much Entourage)
Sick beat - my dog is more photogenic than I am.