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08-23-2010 , 03:25 AM
hey zug keep calling raises in the BB with 64dd then spiking

keep it up donk

(i got a bad beat IM from someone and it had you sucking otu lol)
08-23-2010 , 03:38 AM
Hye Karak,

PokerStars Tournament #326010647, No Limit Hold'em
Buy-In: $10.00/$1.00 USD
3896 players
Total Prize Pool: $131020.00 USD
Tournament started 2010/08/22 16:00:00 ET


Dear CCUSTER 911,

You finished the tournament in 1st place. A USD 17,034.24 award has been credited to your Real Money account.

You earned 1,255.05 tournament leader points in this tournament. For information about our tournament leader board, see our web site at http://www.pokerstars.com/poker/tour.../leader-board/



Congratulations!

Thank you for participating.

Last edited by CCuster_911; 08-23-2010 at 03:38 AM. Reason: posting everywhere for the lulz
08-23-2010 , 03:47 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by zzthe3rd
dont you live in a semi suburby area iirc? could see him being justified if your grass was kindve getting outa control and the homeowners association are picky about that sort of thing.
I live in a subdivision, but there's no HO assoc. Also, the grass probably could use a cut but wasn't anywhere near out of control. 12-14 inches tall MAXIMUM -- it had been about 2wk since it has been cut.

I could honestly kind of understand his POV if he lived next door to me and was trying to sell his house or something, wanting curb appeal. I still wouldn't pay him after the fact even if that were the case though since he didn't ask me. I walked over to his place tonight and he has lawn stuff in his driveway, so I'm assuming this is his business, at least part time. Great way to get clients lolz
08-23-2010 , 03:53 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Vintage00
12-14 inches tall MAXIMUM
that is redonk long. pay that man his money.
08-23-2010 , 03:58 AM
Are you crazy? Maybe your last girlfriend gave you a skewed idea of how big an inch really is just to pad your ego.

Also, it was MAX that long. I really doubt it was even that, but obv I have no proof. And even if it was that long, or twice as long even, he has no right to come over unannounced and cut it and then just charge for it. The height of the grass is as irrelevant as the amount he charged - it's not about either one.
08-23-2010 , 04:00 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by CCuster_911
Hye Karak,

PokerStars Tournament #326010647, No Limit Hold'em
Buy-In: $10.00/$1.00 USD
3896 players
Total Prize Pool: $131020.00 USD
Tournament started 2010/08/22 16:00:00 ET


Dear CCUSTER 911,

You finished the tournament in 1st place. A USD 17,034.24 award has been credited to your Real Money account.

You earned 1,255.05 tournament leader points in this tournament. For information about our tournament leader board, see our web site at http://www.pokerstars.com/poker/tour.../leader-board/



Congratulations!

Thank you for participating.
[ ] would be at least my 3rd biggest score

jk grats

well not jk, but still grats
08-23-2010 , 04:01 AM
My gf is taking one of her classes online this semester, and the first requirement is to send the teacher "a brief email about her" including a picture of herself. Is that normal? It seems pretty ****ing creepy to me
08-23-2010 , 04:03 AM
Send a naked pic, easy A.

Last edited by Vintage00; 08-23-2010 at 04:03 AM. Reason: pics of gf?
08-23-2010 , 04:11 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Karak
hey zug keep calling raises in the BB with 64dd then spiking

keep it up donk

(i got a bad beat IM from someone and it had you sucking otu lol)
hahahahahaha from who!? u sure it wasnt the real chris and they just had us confused? plz post the HH rofl
08-23-2010 , 04:19 AM
"zugzwang"

PokerStars Game #48545362813: Tournament #326011167, $30+$3 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level XVI (1250/2500) - 2010/08/23 3:17:52 ET
Table '326011167 43' 9-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: kiran'sdad (45356 in chips)
Seat 2: kerby14 (50438 in chips)
Seat 3: zugzwang (50808 in chips)
Seat 4: bigtime4k (13780 in chips)
Seat 5: Miguelcat (42549 in chips)
Seat 7: MISHAAH08 (59632 in chips)
Seat 8: CA_GROWN (24973 in chips)
Seat 9: peachsime (18747 in chips)
kiran'sdad: posts the ante 250
kerby14: posts the ante 250
zugzwang: posts the ante 250
bigtime4k: posts the ante 250
Miguelcat: posts the ante 250
MISHAAH08: posts the ante 250
CA_GROWN: posts the ante 250
peachsime: posts the ante 250
kerby14: posts small blind 1250
zugzwang: posts big blind 2500
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to kiran'sdad [9h 9d]
bigtime4k: folds
Miguelcat: folds
MISHAAH08: folds
CA_GROWN: folds
peachsime: folds
kiran'sdad: raises 3499 to 5999
kerby14: folds
zugzwang: calls 3499
*** FLOP *** [3d 7d 2h]
zugzwang: bets 44559 and is all-in
kiran'sdad: calls 39107 and is all-in
Uncalled bet (5452) returned to zugzwang
*** TURN *** [3d 7d 2h] [Th]
*** RIVER *** [3d 7d 2h Th] [Qd]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
zugzwang: shows [6d 4d] (a flush, Queen high)
kiran'sdad: shows [9h 9d] (a pair of Nines)
zugzwang collected 93462 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 93462 | Rake 0
Board [3d 7d 2h Th Qd]
Seat 1: kiran'sdad (button) showed [9h 9d] and lost with a pair of Nines
Seat 2: kerby14 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: zugzwang (big blind) showed [6d 4d] and won (93462) with a flush, Queen high
Seat 4: bigtime4k folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Miguelcat folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: MISHAAH08 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: CA_GROWN folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: peachsime folded before Flop (didn't bet)
08-23-2010 , 04:33 AM
hahahahaha

yes yes now i remember. i believe i went on to win that whole thing!
08-23-2010 , 04:41 AM
Wait, you aren't "ilovemyFW" ? MULTIACCOUNTER!
08-23-2010 , 04:42 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by CCuster_911
A USD 17,034.24 award has been credited to your Real Money account.
**** that's what I make in a year. I wish I didn't suck at poker since 2007.
08-23-2010 , 09:42 AM
lol sick peel zug. kirans'dad is a massive nit.
08-23-2010 , 10:38 AM
Late to the party, but can you guys video the MK64 challenge and put it on youtube for the rest of us? The former students among us need to live vicariously through your shenanigoats.

tyty

ps - nice score cc
08-23-2010 , 10:42 AM
It's going to last a while. Not durrrr/PA amounts of time, but we are doing every race iirc.

I vote we go back and do another one later on after a few drinks.

Last edited by Vintage00; 08-23-2010 at 10:43 AM. Reason: and by a "few"...
08-23-2010 , 11:09 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Vintage00
Are you crazy? Maybe your last girlfriend gave you a skewed idea of how big an inch really is just to pad your ego.

Also, it was MAX that long. I really doubt it was even that, but obv I have no proof. And even if it was that long, or twice as long even, he has no right to come over unannounced and cut it and then just charge for it. The height of the grass is as irrelevant as the amount he charged - it's not about either one.
I lol'ed
08-23-2010 , 11:34 AM
best song of 2010
08-23-2010 , 11:47 AM
Vintage, don't pay that man his money. Principle. Call the cops on him for trespassing ldo. Pretty sure it's illegal to cut someone's grass without their permission as well.
08-23-2010 , 11:51 AM
08-23-2010 , 11:53 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Vintage00
Are you crazy? Maybe your last girlfriend gave you a skewed idea of how big an inch really is just to pad your ego.

Also, it was MAX that long. I really doubt it was even that, but obv I have no proof. And even if it was that long, or twice as long even, he has no right to come over unannounced and cut it and then just charge for it. The height of the grass is as irrelevant as the amount he charged - it's not about either one.
lol vintage...take a rule and stick it perpendicular to the ground. grass should be like 6" max and that would be unruly.


notice the picture is all the way into the roots as well...


08-23-2010 , 12:36 PM
hahahahahahahahaha good game
08-23-2010 , 01:25 PM
Goodgame - you can't spell.

fishme - That grass is 3.5" tall at most. When you measure your dick, do you start from your ass so that you get a few extra inches? That's basically what that picture is doing.

If I actually just put a ruler even with the ground, the grass (pre-mowed) would have been right around 6". I was planning on cutting it Sunday night when I got home. **** that guy.

Last edited by Vintage00; 08-23-2010 at 01:25 PM. Reason: not tryin to hate or troll on you, I just thought the dick jokes were funny
08-23-2010 , 01:53 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by GoodGame
I'm diggin it cuzz
08-23-2010 , 02:13 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by GoodGame
Yep he kills it in mass appeal....

Got a good hook, friendly uptone beat, and the lyrics appeal to a lot of people...

      
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