also isnt it hit and ran not hit and runned...

Anybody encounter this situation in lectures?

The guy behind you has his seat elevated relative to yours a la stadium seating. He takes his foot and rests it on the top of the backrest of your seat, putting the bottom of his shoe about 2 inches from your head.

How do you respond?

lol say/do anything should work. turn around and mumble something and he should know whatsup

I would post this TR in the ask out a girl forum but there are hardly any girls in this story so its going here instead.

Went to Portsmouth for the weekend with 4 university guy friends to meet up with a girl (she's the one who i may have mentioned that I told her that she wasn't my type by accident once) who is on placement there. She invited a load of co-workers to have a house party. Of course she works at a top secret government place so basically all her friends were male. I didn't really care that much about the girls that night as I was busy getting drunk, catching up with my friends, blowing all the cover stories of the drunk coworkers and accidentally stealing state secriets. Much more fun.

Anyways I think one guy went round and counted and it was 38 guys to 4 girls. lol. worst I've ever seen. Still managed to get on well with one of the other girls but I didn't really want to try anything with her, slightly too podgy for my taste :P

After that it was damage control to one of my friends who had 3 litres of cider, a lot of malibu occasionally mixed with a lot of white and dark rum or some beer. He forgot to add mixers after about the third time he was sick. I gave up trying to look after him after he went back to drinking after vomit #4 and refused to drink water so I sat back to watch the fireworks. After word got around that he was a total mess a housemate gave him lot of shots of rum every time he came out the the bathroom/garden/floor. I think he was sick a total of about 8 times lol. Later on in the night the housemate that gave him all the rum every time he was sick then discovered him getting with another guy in his bedroom. wat. karma imo. We don't actually think he is gay, he was just really really drunk. The girl who invited us down there has picture evidence too. facebook will have a field day when she uploads them.

Just barely bump into his foot, as if on accident. If that doesn't work, break his ankle for being socially unaware.

lol is this craigslist ad ever not a scam? i'm considering heading over there:

Got to my FACEBOOK group page to view my bicycle repair man feedback

I seriously love bicycles so much that I am willing today ( Sunday August 08 ) to tune up your bicycle for Free

Please meet me close to my address ( [address] ) for a tune up today.

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we'll see. heading out now.

http://www.icanhasinternets.com/2010...t-vintage-ads/

hhahahaha

dead?

confirmed dead.


Was so pumped thinking of going to play in the wsope in a few days time. Turns out I have another month to wait because I couldn't remember what month it is. yarg.

come to ukipt edinburgh instead! Tons and tons of people are going, should be a great time

Meh, edinburgh is so far away for me, opposite end of the country
If the venue was a little further south I'd definitely consider going.

I started the day with one priority 1 (aka, this **** needs to be fixed ASAP) bug. I've gotten six more assigned to me throughout the day. WTF?

goofyballer

exterminator

Does anyone have a standard pre going out/drinking meal that they eat?

whoops

well if i wanted to eat the same thing 5 times a week....

Whatever remains are left in the fridge/freezer is my standard going out meal.

Wendys

This is my standard "on the way home after a MODERATE night of drinking" food-stop.

If I am hammered, it's always Waffle House.

I've still never gone to Waffle House.

My friends told me, "It's terrible. You HAVE to go sometime." Yes, they really tried to sell it that way. No thanks.

Of course, the nearest Waffle House is nowhere near any bar or in between any bar I go to and my place, or I'm sure I would have gone ahead and had it at some point.

Some people hate it, most people around here like it -- even the skinny people.

The one that was almost exactly halfway between my buddy's place and the bars downtown knew me by name for a little while last year. It was a nice break in a 1.5mi walk though.

Its hard to watch Jim Gaffigan standup and not want to go at least once

I think Gaffigan is far too hard on Hot Pockets. I like those.

But anyway, honestly I haven't seen a ton of Gaffigan's stuff.