pimps

I'll crush you either way, but rushes are kinda **** imo

Party School rankings just got released for 2010. I read one of them where UGA was #1, another where we were #4. Either way, we are awesome.

already involved in that, looking for something that might be considered a bit more official.

lol @ OSU, WVU, Iowa, and Depauw in the top 10

weee ****ed up a bumper on my parents car backing up going ~2mph. i was making a tight fit and there was a trailer hitch that wasn't visible and i caught it. gonna be spending all day with a neighbor fixing it. i know literally nothing about cars so it'll mostly be me nodding a lot and listening to what he says.

he's charging $30 for labor and the parts shouldn't be much. i spent $40 on these plastic screw things already and now gotta get this plastic piece that connects under the front wheel to the front of the bumper.

if i went to a body shop i'd 100% have to buy a new bumper so hopefully this works out. i've been tilted/stressed past two days from it so as soon as i'm done i'm getting high as **** and listening to wale mixtape

Cars sometimes cause too much stress lol, plus I got a F****** speeding ticket today lol

also +1 to the wale mixtape brb downloading

never got a speeding ticket, knock on wood tho since i typically do 100ish on my drives between St. Louis, Champaign, and Chicago.

*awaiting karak post about not getting a speeding ticket*

let's see if i can find the right forum this time...

only been pulled over once

was pretty obv from the moment the traffic stop started the cop didnt have me on a gun or anythign and just guessed i was speeding (young white kid with oakleys on blasting techno music driving a newish dodge charger prob didnt stereotype me or anything)

he tried to get me to admit to speeding 8 different ways 8 different times and i just refused to answer any question that would have me confirm i was speeding... he got uber frustrated and started yelling at me and then just wrote me a warning. pozzed.

so why were you going so fast?

i dont know how fast i was going sir

so is that why you were speeding?

i dont know if i was speeding, sir

so when you are going 55 on this road, do you look around to make sure you arent going to hit anything?

sir, i do not know how fast i was going.

so why did you speed then?

sir, i do not know if i was speeding.

so were you speeding?

*blank stare*

*cop explodes*

*warning*

i was so respectful, nice and polite too... i just wouldnt admit to ****ing speeding because i knew i'd get insta-ticketed if i did that.

Awkward office moments:

So the last week or two we've started an unofficial It's-It pool in the office, wherein we all help keep a rarely-used freezer in the corner of the building stocked with It's-Its for us to eat - like, each of us will go buy a couple boxes once a week, thus keeping it continuously stocked.

Fast forward to today, some guy who doesn't even work in our room (thus, not in the pool) swings by with an It's-It and is like "hey guys, this is the last one, I think <other guy who also doesn't work in our room> grabbed one too". He walks away and we're all like "what the **** just happened???"

cool story bro did you beat him up

Time to start planning an inter-office raid for their cookies?

put another box in but inject each with laxatives
tell everyone who's been buying/sharing them about it
?????
profit

Ugh ffs. I've spent the last 3 hours trying and failing to do part 1a of an exam I didn't get 40% in the first semester. The exam is only 2 hours long lol. :S :S sigh. rant. rage. fml.

Oh and there are 10 questions. fun.

lol this is so sickk

lawl. Turns out I missed out one minus sign. dfhdfhg

#600

what a baglicker

Everyone? A couple of boxes a week? How the hell quickly are you eating that stuff?

Game of Catchphrase at a party. My team is up. The guy giving the clues is the only black guy at the party.

He says, "Okay, three words." Then I very clearly thought I heard him say, "First word: If I'm not white, I'm..."

In reality, what happened was that he said, "First word: If I'm not right, I'm..."
I loudly yell, "YOU'RE BLACK!"

Took a couple of moments of shocked horror around the room before the mistake got cleared up. Thankfully he's a friend of mine, as were most of the people in the room, so it wasn't hard to sell my explanation.

lolllllllllll, reminds me of a skit from a TV show where the same thing happened except instead of "you're black" it was something about the guy leading charades being gay

A box only has 3, fwiw, so each of 5 people buying 2 boxes per week = 6 it's-its per person per week (a number which does in fact represent the number of late nights per week I spend at work these days).

Okay, that makes sense. I was imagining it as being something like a box full of ice cream sandwiches, which ran at least six per box I think.