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02-25-2011 , 12:21 PM

#201

Don Pacifico

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Originally Posted by joejoe1337

All this bump has done is remind me that Michael Souza is an angleshooting scumbag

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02-25-2011 , 12:40 PM

#202

donniccolo

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wild thread

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02-25-2011 , 02:34 PM

#203

3pnym

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TT teach me the ways of live mtt !

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02-25-2011 , 06:37 PM

#204

intclock

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99% sure i saw this guy at the Ventian DSE. never ended up at the same table as him, but over 6 days i met like 8 different people who pointed him out to me and told outrageous tales of his antics at the table. apparently his MO is to pick a fight with a random person at his table (usually a "nice guy" who isn't likely to know what to do in the face of his douchiness) and to try to put the whole table off their game when they try to defend the innocent.

i guess he's good at tilting people (with all the practice) but from the things people were saying about him, it's only a matter of time before he tilts the wrong guy and gets his face broken.

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02-25-2011 , 07:24 PM

#205

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Originally Posted by mement_mori

Michael Souza messed with the wrong guy

YOU'RE MESSIN WITH THE WRONG GUY!

man i do love fast dealers that would scoop that set straight in the muck instantly.

such a scumbag move. (by michael souza who is an angleshooting scumbag or so i've heard)

Last edited by willie; 02-25-2011 at 07:51 PM.

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02-25-2011 , 08:30 PM

#206

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Originally Posted by sketchy1

michael souza douchebag
mike souza douchebag
michael souza rapes baby seals
mike souza rapes baby seals
michael souza has no penis
mike souza has no penis
michael souza rubs peanut butter on balls and has dog lick it off
mike souza rubs peanut butter on balls and has dog lick it off
michael souza deserves to be top of google search for "******* wearing trucker hat"
mike souza deserves to be top of google search for "******* wearing trucker hat"

just doin my part

This is the worst part right here. Anybody who cares about their dog's blood lipid profile is going to use Almond Butter. Using peanut butter is just messed up.

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02-26-2011 , 12:08 AM

#207

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Anybody who cares about their dog's blood lipid profile

ICWYDT

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02-26-2011 , 12:39 AM

#208

MATT238

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Originally Posted by mylastshot

If people needle him, he will be the first person to question the player and ask him about his "resume"

Pretty sure this alone makes him a douchebag

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03-29-2011 , 09:26 PM

#209

FatalError

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Fml

San Diego Regional 10k lvl 2 5-100

random kid in the oversized beats headphones and wynn poker room hat raises utg to 250, i 3bet utg1 with AA, utg 2 tank flats, mp1 gets bouncy and excited but just flats, utg calls

976 2 tone
utg kid leads 1400 into 2800, i make it 4100, other 2 guys fold

turn 4 making flush
he check calls 6k

river 2o
he tanks for 2 minutes, checks, i bet 10k, he tanks for 4 minutes and calls with 97 ftw

i get a txt ~5 min later "hey i think that kid on your right is michael souza from the angleshooting scumbag thread" ...sigh bump for nitrolling scumbag

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03-29-2011 , 09:49 PM

#210

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if you google michael souza this thread is currently in 4th still lol...

owned!

michael souza angelshooting scumbag!

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03-29-2011 , 11:01 PM

#211

Donk Dunc

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I kinda hope I end up sitting at the same table as Michael Souza Angelshooting Scumbag at this year's WSOP - you guys have provided so much ammunition.

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03-30-2011 , 08:50 PM

#212

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Can someone post some pics of this DB so I know what he looks like in case he's at my table in the future? I can only assume he looks like a chimpanzee.

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03-31-2011 , 02:59 AM

#213

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Heard a rumor Michael Souza is an Angleshooting Scumbag

Just looking to confirm?

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03-31-2011 , 09:40 AM

#214

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Originally Posted by ThatsABingo

if you google michael souza this thread is currently in 4th still lol...

owned!

michael souza angelshooting scumbag!

Are you suggesting that the fact that Michael Souza is an Angleshooting Scumbag is not number 1 if you google him?

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04-05-2011 , 09:01 PM

#215

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Ha, I just played with this guy in St. Louis. He was really annoying, tried telling me a few times how bad I played before he bubbled the FT of a horse event i just played. Seeing him spew off a pretty big stack was fun.

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04-05-2011 , 09:54 PM

#216

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Originally Posted by Tragichero

Heard a rumor Michael Souza is an Angleshooting Scumbag

Just looking to confirm?

yeah i'm pretty sure (i mean i could be wrong, anyone confirm???) that mike/michael souza is an angleshooting douchebag.

wait wait, i mean, mike/michael souza is an angleshooting *******

err, mike/michael souza is an angleshooting scumbag!

yeah that's the ticket

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04-06-2011 , 12:38 AM

#217

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Originally Posted by sketchy1

that ain't gonna help if you're trying to increase google hits for "mike souza" or "michael souza" is an angleshooting douchebag. know what i mean? you gotta say mike souza is an angleshooting douchebag or michael souza is a scumbag, or something like that.

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04-06-2011 , 02:03 AM

#218

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I wish I had known he was at my HORSE FT in STL. I would have had a LOT of fun with him.

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04-06-2011 , 07:35 PM

#219

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Originally Posted by fslexcduck

you mean to tell me michael souza is an angleshooting scumbag!?

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04-06-2011 , 07:51 PM

#220

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I think he knows people know he's in St Louis now, he showed up with dark shades and a hoodie today.

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Originally Posted by abarber

I wish I had known he was at my HORSE FT in STL. I would have had a LOT of fun with him.

Me too...i even defended him to the floor when we were down to a few tables for "accidentally" exposing his hand...

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04-06-2011 , 10:07 PM

#221

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Originally Posted by sketchy1

you mean to tell me michael souza is an angleshooting scumbag!?

does quoting work for Google or do I have to type out michael souza is an angleshooting scumbag!?

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04-06-2011 , 11:35 PM

#222

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Originally Posted by Dantes

does quoting work for Google or do I have to type out michael souza is an angleshooting scumbag!?

doesn't matter, just quote, then reply, because if mike souza IS an angling scumbag, we need google to know!

btw, this is prob my fav thread in 2+2 history lol

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04-07-2011 , 12:10 AM

#223

clunged

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michael souza scumbag scam avoid donkey gangrene chilli powder degen theft pork scratching cabbages wanker rapist

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04-07-2011 , 03:35 AM

#224

hoodskier

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<3 this thread

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04-07-2011 , 06:52 AM

#225

Aksdal

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if you're actually trying to move this thread up the hit list for google you should google his name then click the link to this thread. i'm pretty sure that's how it works

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