Open Side Menu Go to the Top
Register
PSA: Michael Souza is an Angleshooting Scumbag PSA: Michael Souza is an Angleshooting Scumbag

07-14-2010 , 05:06 AM
No way Justin?!?
You played with Michael Souza poker tournament wsop baby seal raping oil spilling 9/11 vietnam douche grandmother raper douche Michael Souza seat table donkey sex paris hilton sex tape Michael Souza eats babies poker douche today?
PSA: Michael Souza is an Angleshooting Scumbag Quote
07-15-2010 , 02:59 PM
Michael Souza poker murdered a policeman ?

Michael Souza poker sentenced to death penalty

Michael Souza poker to be executed
PSA: Michael Souza is an Angleshooting Scumbag Quote
07-30-2010 , 10:10 AM
Quote:
michael souza rapes baby seals
mike souza rapes baby seals
michael souza has no penis
mike souza has no penis
michael souza rubs peanut butter on balls and has dog lick it off
mike souza rubs peanut butter on balls and has dog lick it off
Quote:
Originally Posted by MSauce
i can live with the angling but if he rapes baby seals then **** him. seriously.
I don't think he should be doing those things with dogs or seals or any other animals.
PSA: Michael Souza is an Angleshooting Scumbag Quote
07-30-2010 , 11:19 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by sketchy1
no, i'm saying

michael souza douchebag
mike souza douchebag
michael souza rapes baby seals
mike souza rapes baby seals
michael souza has no penis
mike souza has no penis
michael souza rubs peanut butter on balls and has dog lick it off
mike souza rubs peanut butter on balls and has dog lick it off
michael souza deserves to be top of google search for "******* wearing trucker hat"
mike souza deserves to be top of google search for "******* wearing trucker hat"

can't you read!?!?!?!? in case you JUST learned how to read in between not reading my previous text in this post and suddenly being graced with the gift of literacy all at once... here it is again.

michael souza douchebag
mike souza douchebag
michael souza rapes baby seals
mike souza rapes baby seals
michael souza has no penis
mike souza has no penis
michael souza rubs peanut butter on balls and has dog lick it off
mike souza rubs peanut butter on balls and has dog lick it off
michael souza deserves to be top of google search for "******* wearing trucker hat"
mike souza deserves to be top of google search for "******* wearing trucker hat"
michael souza douchebag
mike souza douchebag
michael souza rapes baby seals
mike souza rapes baby seals
michael souza has no penis
mike souza has no penis
michael souza rubs peanut butter on balls and has dog lick it off
mike souza rubs peanut butter on balls and has dog lick it off
michael souza deserves to be top of google search for "******* wearing trucker hat"
mike souza deserves to be top of google search for "******* wearing trucker hat"

can't you read!?!?!?!? in case you JUST learned how to read in between not reading my previous text in this post and suddenly being graced with the gift of literacy all at once... here it is again.

michael souza douchebag
mike souza douchebag
michael souza rapes baby seals
mike souza rapes baby seals
michael souza has no penis
mike souza has no penis
michael souza rubs peanut butter on balls and has dog lick it off
mike souza rubs peanut butter on balls and has dog lick it off
michael souza deserves to be top of google search for "******* wearing trucker hats"
mike souza deserves to be top of google search for "******* wearing trucker hats"

fyp
PSA: Michael Souza is an Angleshooting Scumbag Quote
07-30-2010 , 11:40 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by PatP
I don't think he should be doing those things with dogs or seals or any other animals.
+1

Michael Souza should be ashamed
PSA: Michael Souza is an Angleshooting Scumbag Quote
07-30-2010 , 12:36 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dantes
+1

Michael Souza should be ashamed
LOLOL
PSA: Michael Souza is an Angleshooting Scumbag Quote
07-30-2010 , 01:26 PM
lmao
PSA: Michael Souza is an Angleshooting Scumbag Quote
08-25-2010 , 11:48 PM
this guy came up in conversation today, and i said, "i think he's a douchebag... but maybe a scumbag?"

couldn't remember which so i had to bump it to find out!
PSA: Michael Souza is an Angleshooting Scumbag Quote
08-26-2010 , 12:11 AM
lol I see this guy a cpl times a month playing in so-cal tournies. He played a lot of the LOP series at the bike. Still a confirmed scumbag (for plenty of reasons beyond the ones mentioned in this thread)
PSA: Michael Souza is an Angleshooting Scumbag Quote
08-26-2010 , 02:19 AM
I will use my "one-time" for Michael Souza and Doug Lee to play at the same table.
PSA: Michael Souza is an Angleshooting Scumbag Quote
08-26-2010 , 03:09 AM
PSA: Michael Souza is an Angleshooting Scumbag Quote
08-26-2010 , 05:37 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by biron
i am not part of the tournament circuit, so I am not going to bother stating michael souza is an angleshooting douche just to bump it up on google.
sketchy killed this thread, but this quote was the best
PSA: Michael Souza is an Angleshooting Scumbag Quote
08-26-2010 , 03:14 PM
I played with Souza at the Venetian Deep Stacks Event this year. We both made the Final Table and ended up chopping for around 21k 5-ways.

What OP described was definitely crappy, and if true, it is totally shady and downright wrong.

I will say that I was sat next to Michael for much of Day 2 and he was very friendly and a pretty cool guy (from my interaction with him). I don't know Michael personally aside from this encounter, but he seemed pretty down to Earth and didn't try any angle-ish things during this tournament.

With that said, he did tell me that he had X consecutive Main Event Cashes and that he was once on ESPN for either bluffing/busting/or getting bluffed by Chris Ferguson.

Nonetheless, I just wanted to chime in and say that he was a pretty cool dude at the Venetian DS and he didn't try to pull any b.s. during that time. Sad to hear if he really is an angle shooter though .
PSA: Michael Souza is an Angleshooting Scumbag Quote
08-26-2010 , 03:47 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by UCBananaboy
I played with Souza at the Venetian Deep Stacks Event this year. We both made the Final Table and ended up chopping for around 21k 5-ways.
Did he try to angle-shoot you at the FT? If not, your experience playing with him is already better than mine..
PSA: Michael Souza is an Angleshooting Scumbag Quote
08-26-2010 , 04:01 PM
I'm curious as to why the dealer didn't consider his hand an out-of-turn fold, & hold him to the fold (if the action didn't change) when it got around to him .. Also why other players "allowed" him to recover his cards without saying anything .....
Were the cards not tossed far enough into the middle to be thought of as a fold, or do you just think the dealer wasn't paying attention ...
PSA: Michael Souza is an Angleshooting Scumbag Quote
08-26-2010 , 04:42 PM
I played in a cash 2-5 cash game with this guy at the WSOPC in Rincon. We were down to showdown and he declared that he had two pair without flipping his cards over. I then flipped over TPTK and he instantly mucked his hand. A few people questioned him about what he said but he just denied it.

Not a good character in the poker world
PSA: Michael Souza is an Angleshooting Scumbag Quote
09-03-2010 , 03:01 PM
Sounds like I caught him on a good day then...
PSA: Michael Souza is an Angleshooting Scumbag Quote
09-03-2010 , 06:35 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by HouseBlouse
I played in a cash 2-5 cash game with this guy at the WSOPC in Rincon. We were down to showdown and he declared that he had two pair without flipping his cards over. I then flipped over TPTK and he instantly mucked his hand. A few people questioned him about what he said but he just denied it.

Not a good character in the poker world
angleshooting scumbags gonna....
PSA: Michael Souza is an Angleshooting Scumbag Quote
02-24-2011 , 08:59 PM
Ok - Let's set the record straight. I have known Mike for quite awhile and he is not a douchebag at all. If people needle him, he will be the first person to question the player and ask him about his "resume" but whatelse can you do?
He is just a chill down to earth guy.... I don't understand why TT has to talk **** about someone he doesn't even know. Did he shoot an angle? I am not saying it didn't happen, but here is a little bit of info you DIDN'T hear about.

TT decided to call a clock on Mike after 10 seconds! The floor came over and asked the dealer how long it had been since Mike acted. Dealer said, about 10 seconds. The dealer then warned TT that if he did it again, HE would get the penalty.....

So I ask, who is the real douchebag?
PSA: Michael Souza is an Angleshooting Scumbag Quote
02-24-2011 , 09:10 PM
sick bump..... hes most likely still a douche bag tho
PSA: Michael Souza is an Angleshooting Scumbag Quote
02-24-2011 , 09:37 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by mylastshot
Ok - Let's set the record straight. I have known Mike for quite awhile and he is not a douchebag at all. If people needle him, he will be the first person to question the player and ask him about his "resume" but whatelse can you do?
He is just a chill down to earth guy.... I don't understand why TT has to talk **** about someone he doesn't even know. Did he shoot an angle? I am not saying it didn't happen, but here is a little bit of info you DIDN'T hear about.

TT decided to call a clock on Mike after 10 seconds! The floor came over and asked the dealer how long it had been since Mike acted. Dealer said, about 10 seconds. The dealer then warned TT that if he did it again, HE would get the penalty.....

So I ask, who is the real douchebag?
Hi Mike! Welcome to twoplustwo.
PSA: Michael Souza is an Angleshooting Scumbag Quote
02-24-2011 , 10:48 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by mylastshot
Ok - Let's set the record straight. I have known Mike for quite awhile and he is not a douchebag at all. If people needle him, he will be the first person to question the player and ask him about his "resume" but whatelse can you do?
He is just a chill down to earth guy.... I don't understand why TT has to talk **** about someone he doesn't even know. Did he shoot an angle? I am not saying it didn't happen, but here is a little bit of info you DIDN'T hear about.

TT decided to call a clock on Mike after 10 seconds! The floor came over and asked the dealer how long it had been since Mike acted. Dealer said, about 10 seconds. The dealer then warned TT that if he did it again, HE would get the penalty.....

So I ask, who is the real douchebag?
This is NOT going to end well, after TFT sees this post... GG buddy...and a real smart move to wake up the beast...why don't you just get in a kayak and go poke a killer whale while you are at it...
PSA: Michael Souza is an Angleshooting Scumbag Quote
02-24-2011 , 11:11 PM
LOL smart bump. Immediately after Doug got a penalty Michael Souza was deliberately stalling so I called the floor. I was not warned about getting a penalty.
PSA: Michael Souza is an Angleshooting Scumbag Quote
02-25-2011 , 11:44 AM
All this bump has done is remind me that Michael Souza is an angleshooting scumbag
PSA: Michael Souza is an Angleshooting Scumbag Quote

      
m