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PSA: Michael Souza is an Angleshooting Scumbag PSA: Michael Souza is an Angleshooting Scumbag

06-25-2010 , 11:03 AM
On Wednesday in the WSOP $1500 event I had the unpleasant experience of being seated at the same table as Michael Souza, pictured below (he was wearing sunglasses at the table). This guy is the biggest jerk with whom I've ever played (an assessment with which Stars pro Anh Van Nguyen agreed).



Early on, he wouldn't stop berating Doug Carli (a middle-aged pro from Ohio and super nice guy) after losing a relatively small pot to him. After this went on for a number of minutes, I said to him, "Just stop, he's a better player than you'll ever be." That prompted him to say things like, "Don't you know who I am?" along with the ever important, "I bet I have more WSOP cashes than you" and "I bet I have more WSOP Main Event cashes than you." He refused to say his name (I got it by looking up the table draws and checking some of the things he said against his results, 100% it's him).

The next thing he did was an attempted angle. He raised preflop and got two callers. Flop Q83. He checked, second person checked, BT bet, he called. Person in the middle then raised all in. Michael Souza then, out of turn, immediately threw his cards into the middle of the table. While BT was thinking, Michael grabbed his cards back. To his credit, BT recognized what was going on and said something like, "Now I'm pretty sure I don't have you beat." BT folded, and sure enough Michael had a set of 8s. He then, amazingly, proceeded to brag about what he had done for the next 5 minutes.

The next incident involving him was a pot where Anh Van Nguyen raised pre and Michael called from the BB. Flop: K 4 x. Check, bet, call. Turn: x, check, check. River: A, check, check. Michael, who by rule is obligated to show his hand first, says, "I have a 4." To his credit, Anh sat there and said and did nothing. After like 5 seconds, Michael says, "And an A", and turns over A4hh. Anh was really pissed and said, "You were going to slowroll me." Doug said, "It's about time for you to get schooled." Michael said, "For what?" Doug replied, "For being an *******."

Michael then called the floor because Doug said he was an *******. Doug was given a 1 round penalty over the protest of everyone else at the table. Michael was taken aside and warned by the floor, however. Ironically, while Doug was serving his penalty, Michael busted from the tournament, having punted a fairly big stack by playing a hand terribly.

So if you happen to be seated at the same table as this *******, beware the angles, slowrolls and general douchiness. Feel free as well to 3bet him, c-bet a KQ3 flop and show a 2 after he folds, which is what I did.
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06-25-2010 , 11:06 AM
TFT...
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06-25-2010 , 11:07 AM
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Originally Posted by Todd Terry
So if you happen to be seated at the same table as this *******, beware the angles, slowrolls and general douchiness. Feel free as well to 3bet him, c-bet a KQ3 flop and show a 2 after he folds, which is what I did.



if i ever play him next yr i def will
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06-25-2010 , 11:10 AM
Michael Souza messed with the wrong guy
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06-25-2010 , 11:11 AM
Karma will sort this prick out
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06-25-2010 , 11:11 AM
i'm glad there was more to this story.

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06-25-2010 , 11:22 AM
good job tbt!
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06-25-2010 , 11:32 AM
Has anyone ever said "Don't you know who I am" and not been a complete douchbag who no one actually would ever know?
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06-25-2010 , 11:35 AM
todd, why do you keep dodging the question? do you, or do you not, have more cashes in the WSOP than Michael Souza? i thought so...
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06-25-2010 , 11:36 AM
He has more WSOP cashes than me and more ME cashes, I concede defeat.
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06-25-2010 , 11:36 AM
lol what a ****ing tool.
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06-25-2010 , 11:50 AM
lol, the guy's biggest cash in 5years of playing is 50k, what a shark
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06-25-2010 , 11:59 AM
so you can't say he mucked his set when he threw the cards in?

also: "I can't tell you my screen name, but I can say I am ranked"
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06-25-2010 , 12:00 PM
TFT

seriously though guy sounds like he needs to get his head kicked in.
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06-25-2010 , 12:00 PM
"yeah but are you the best poster on the entire internet poker forum world? Point-- Terry."
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06-25-2010 , 12:05 PM
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Originally Posted by bigfoot1000
Has anyone ever said "Don't you know who I am" and not been a complete douchbag who no one actually would ever know?
this lol
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06-25-2010 , 12:12 PM
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Originally Posted by augie_
todd, why do you keep dodging the question? do you, or do you not, have more cashes in the WSOP than Michael Souza? i thought so...
lolololol
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06-25-2010 , 12:13 PM
more cashes = better player obv
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06-25-2010 , 12:23 PM
this story tilts me...
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06-25-2010 , 01:15 PM
If anyone ever says "Dont you know who I am", you obv are a nobody.
And being slowrolled by someone who clearly knows what it is, has got to be the absolute worst, and deserves one of these:


Spoiler:
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06-25-2010 , 01:21 PM
Anyone who has a problem with Doug Carli is an serious douche. Doug is possibly the nicest guy on the circuit.
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06-25-2010 , 01:23 PM
that angle is so gross...one time the dealer will grab the cards and put them in the muck, right?
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06-25-2010 , 01:25 PM
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Originally Posted by highlandfox
Anyone who has a problem with Doug Carli is an serious douche. Doug is possibly the nicest guy on the circuit.
From my Twitter at the time:

Nicest guy in poker just got a penalty for calling ******* at my table an ******* ...
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06-25-2010 , 01:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Todd Terry
From my Twitter at the time:

Nicest guy in poker just got a penalty for calling ******* at my table an ******* ...
LOL
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06-25-2010 , 01:36 PM
Would that not have counted as a muck if the dealer had decided to acknowledge it?
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