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Originally Posted by A-Rod's Cousin
I like the no titles and trying to guess. But where's Wind Cried Mary and Hey Joe on ladyland's list?
Top 10 ways to rattle Kudzudemon:
10) Tell him he's a bad writer
9) Tell him "nobody is going to read that giant wall of text."
8) Remind him of how much money Led Zeppelin has made
7) Remind him of how many albums Led Zeppelin has sold
6) Remind him that the three surviving sexagenarians were recently offered $600 Million to go on world tour and they declined
5) Say something like "Willie Dixon sucked breaux" (mis-spell bro)
4) Just say something like "Man, you sound MAD right now."
3) Tell him you took his mom out for a steak dinner and then never returned her calls.
2) Text him Jimmy Page's penis.
1) Remind him that their one-off concert in 2007 at the O2 arena in London produced a world-record twenty million person demand for tickets.
This is all in good fun.
Top Ten Ways to Rattle A-Rod's Cousin
10) Call him a duffer
9) Play "Taurus" by Spirit, and ask him if it sounds familar
8) Insist that Shooty Babbitt was better than Rickey Henderson.
7) Tell him that "The Shining" really isn't scary at all.
6) Challenge him to spell "Yastrzemski" without googling
5) Tell him he's "probably better suited to slo-pitch"
4) Use big words. Lots of 'em. Lots and lots and lots and lots of 'em. The use some more.
3) Remark on how much his son looks like Dids
2) After receiving his text, point out the obvious similarities between Jimmy Page's penis and Willie Dixon's
1) Ninja edit
We cool, breau?