Top Ten Numbers (revised)

10) Trinity
9) Twelve
8) Seven
7) Centillion
6) Dodo-a-dillion
5) Trillion to one
4) Gazillion
3) One hundred and One
2) The Loneliest number: Number One
1) Googol

10) Celebrity
9) Mighty Aphrodite
8) Match Point
7) Bullets Over Broadway
6) Hannah and Her Sisters
5) Deconstructing Harry
4) Crimes and Misdemeanors
3) Annie Hall
2) Midnight in Paris
1) Manhattan

π got ****ing robbed

You don't deserve to know. I really don't know what to say. Oh I guess Big Poppa said it all. My Top Ten Hat off to you.

Not a fan of the early classics? Keep Manhattan and Annie Hall and insert these.

Sleeper
The Purple Rose of Cairo
Bananas
Take the Money and Run
Whats Up Tiger Lily
Play it Again Sam
What you Always Wnated to Know About Sex
Broadway Danny Rose

n is not a number. It is a variable, which can be substituted by numbers.

Zero is one of the top ten numbers. You can't even say what numbers are without saying what zero is.

Carry on.

Top ten things made out of water.

1. Iceberg
2. Ocean
3. Geyser
4. River
5. Glacier
6. Wave
7. Waterfall
8. Lagoon
9. Lake
10. Cloud

The Wind Cries Mary easily could be in the top 10, probably around #8. I can interchange the last few songs with probably 10 other songs. Hey Joe is definitely one of his cooler songs but I can't put it in his top 10.

Did not type "n", typed "π" (commonly pronounced "pi").

My bad. And the Romans had numbers without having zero, too.

While we're at it, e and i got robbed as well.

Top Ten Cities I have spent 'at least a few nights' in

10. San Antonio (5)
9. Los Angeles (10)
8. Amsterdam (6)
7. Bangkok (9)
6. Paris (3)
5. San Francisco (8)
4. Hong Kong (7)
3. London (2)
1. Las Vegas (4)
1. New York (1)

Top Ten Cities I've Had Sex In:

10) Atlanta
9) Acapulco
8) Los Angeles
7) New Orleans
6) Nashville
5) Chicago
4) Munich
3) Berlin
2) Osaka
1) Montreal

Top ten plane seats that aren't in first class:

10) 34c
9) 1a
8) any seat where you have the row to yourself
7) that lonely one by the emergency exit
6) 1c
5) the last row if there is a hot stewardess to chat up
4) 22c
3) 3a
2) the middle of any row if on either side of you are hot college girls
1) the pilot's seat

Top Ten Ways to Rattle A-Rod's Cousin

10) Call him a duffer
9) Play "Taurus" by Spirit, and ask him if it sounds familar
8) Insist that Shooty Babbitt was better than Rickey Henderson.
7) Tell him that "The Shining" really isn't scary at all.
6) Challenge him to spell "Yastrzemski" without googling
5) Tell him he's "probably better suited to slo-pitch"
4) Use big words. Lots of 'em. Lots and lots and lots and lots of 'em. The use some more.
3) Remark on how much his son looks like Dids
2) After receiving his text, point out the obvious similarities between Jimmy Page's penis and Willie Dixon's
1) Ninja edit

We cool, breau?

I don't see "World" on that list... fail.

Last row on the plane always smells terrible.

Ten Over the Top Letters From the Alphabet

Ten Worst Products for Men Ever Invented

10 Movies Roger Ebert Really Hated:

1. Armageddon, one star. OK, say you do succeed in blowing up an asteroid the size of Texas. What if a piece the size of Dallas is left? Wouldn't that be big enough to destroy life on Earth? What about a piece the size of Austin? Let's face it: Even an object the size of that big Wal-Mart outside Abilene would pretty much clean us out, if you count the parking lot.

2. The Brown Bunny, zero stars. I had a colonoscopy once, and they let me watch it on TV. It was more entertaining than The Brown Bunny.

When the movie’s director responded by mocking Ebert’s weight, Ebert said, “It is true that I am fat, but one day I will be thin, and he will still be the director of The Brown Bunny."

3. Jason X, half star. "This sucks on so many levels." Dialogue from "Jason X"; rare for a movie to so frankly describe itself. "Jason X" sucks on the levels of storytelling, character development, suspense, special effects, originality, punctuation, neatness and aptness of thought.

4. Mad Dog Time, zero stars. "Mad Dog Time" is the first movie I have seen that does not improve on the sight of a blank screen viewed for the same length of time. Oh, I've seen bad movies before. But they usually made me care about how bad they were. Watching "Mad Dog Time" is like waiting for the bus in a city where you're not sure they have a bus line.... "Mad Dog Time" should be cut into free ukulele picks for the poor.

5. The Usual Suspects, one-and-a-half stars. Once again, my comprehension began to slip, and finally I wrote down: "To the degree that I do understand, I don't care." It was, however, somewhat reassuring at the end of the movie to discover that I had, after all, understood everything I was intended to understand. It was just that there was less to understand than the movie at first suggests.

6. Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo, zero stars. [The title character] makes a living prostituting himself. How much he charges I'm not sure, but the price is worth it if it keeps him off the streets and out of another movie. "Deuce Bigalow" is aggressively bad, as if it wants to cause suffering to the audience. The best thing about it is that it runs for only 75 minutes.... Speaking in my official capacity as a Pulitzer Prize winner, Mr. Schneider, your movie sucks.

7. North, zero stars. I hated this movie. Hated hated hated hated hated this movie. Hated it. Hated every simpering stupid vacant audience-insulting moment of it. Hated the sensibility that thought anyone would like it. Hated the implied insult to the audience by its belief that anyone would be entertained by it.

8. Spice World, half star. Spice World is obviously intended as a ripoff of A Hard Day's Night which gave The Beatles to the movies...the huge difference, of course, is that the Beatles were talented--while, let's face it, the Spice Girls could be duplicated by any five women under the age of 30 standing in line at Dunkin' Donuts.

9. Good Luck Chuck, one star. There is a word for this movie, and that word is: Ick.

10. Freddy Got Fingered, zero stars. This movie doesn't scrape the bottom of the barrel. This movie isn't the bottom of the barrel. This movie isn't below the bottom of the barrel. This movie doesn't deserve to be mentioned in the same sentence with barrels.

Well played

Enjoyed that a lot bigpoppa

O Canada!

10) Joni Mitchell
9) The Band
8) Triumph
7) BTO
6) Alanis Morissette
5) Bryan Adams
4) The Guess Who
3) Loverboy
2) Rush
1) Neil Young

The best member of The Band was from Arkansas.