I like the no titles and trying to guess. But where's Wind Cried Mary and Hey Joe on ladyland's list?
Top 10 ways to rattle Kudzudemon:
10) Tell him he's a bad writer
9) Tell him "nobody is going to read that giant wall of text."
8) Remind him of how much money Led Zeppelin has made
7) Remind him of how many albums Led Zeppelin has sold
6) Remind him that the three surviving sexagenarians were recently offered $600 Million to go on world tour and they declined
5) Say something like "Willie Dixon sucked breaux" (mis-spell bro)
4) Just say something like "Man, you sound MAD right now."
3) Tell him you took his mom out for a steak dinner and then never returned her calls.
2) Text him Jimmy Page's penis.
1) Remind him that their one-off concert in 2007 at the O2 arena in London produced a world-record
twenty million person demand for tickets.
This is all in good fun.