I'm not putting a ton of thought into this. And I'm not even sure if my list is "inflation adjusted" or not.
I find the 1920s to be the most fascinating decade though. Seems like all (white) people did was party like rockstars all night, then the crash. The 20s were so good and inflated that the comedown of the 30s didn't even make my list.
1) Wink Martindale
2) Gene Rayburn
3) Bob Barker
4) Groucho Marx
5) Monty Hall
6) Richard Dawson
7) Alex Trebek
8) Bill Cullen
9) Bob Eubanks
10) Regis Philbin
1) Rape is a serious crime
2) It is not worth it
3) Rape is dangerous. 1 or all 3 of you may get hurt
4) Only 9 out of 10 agree that gang rape is fantastic
5) It is better to fall in love first
6) Rape doesn't feel good as hard-earned intercourse
7) Why rape?
8) You could go to rape some girl and pull her panties down and boom: A weiner.
9) Rape causes gape
10) Rape is reported upwards of 3% of the time. Bad odds.
Top Ten Things I think when I see pocket Aces
10) Don't do anything stupid
9) Someone please raise
8) Sh*t sh*t sh*t
7) Welp, guess I'll be shipping it in now
6) Pocket rocketsssss
5) Cover your cards
4) Should I 4x or 5x... better 4x
3) F**k 3 callers, next time 5x
2) Maybe I'll just flat...
1) Call... Call... Call!!!!!!
Top Ten Thoughts I Have Before and During a Rectal Exam:
1) I hope the doc is female
2) Small hands please
3) I hope she's young and hot
4) I hope he's young and hot
5) I hope he's not too creepy
6) He better not joke about it
7) What the hell is he doing in there, looking for gold?
8) Did I wipe enough?
9) Maybe I should have trimmed that area some
10) Did it move?
Top Ten Thoughts I Have Before and During a Rectal Exam:
1) I hope the doc is female
2) Small hands please
3) I hope she's young and hot
4) I hope he's young and hot
5) I hope he's not too creepy
6) He better not joke about it
7) What the hell is he doing in there, looking for gold?
8) Did I wipe enough?
9) Maybe I should have trimmed that area some
10) Did it move?
1b) Don't start singing "Moon River" at any point during the exam.
1. John Belushi
2. Dan Ackroyd
3. Bill Murray
4. Phil Hartman
5. Eddie Murphy
6. Jane "you ignorant slut!" Curtain
7. Chris Farley
8. Gilda Radner
9. Billy Crystal
10. Tim Meadows
1. Chicago White Sox
2. Chicago Bears
3. Chicago Black Hawks
4. New York Yankees
5. Boston Celtics
6. The University of Florida
7. St Louis Cardinals
8. Los Angeles/Brooklyn Dodgers
9. New England Patriots
10. Montreal Expos