Haha, fair enough.

Hon Mention: The Ransom of Red Chief

10. Flowers for Algernon
9. Where Are You Going, Where Have You Been?
8. The Lottery
7. Perfect Day for Bananafish
6. The Snows of Kilimanjaro
5. Razor
4. The Overcoat
3. On Seeing the 100% Perfect Girl One Beautiful April Morning
2. Are These Actual Miles?
1. Girl with Curious Hair

Five Deadly Venoms?

Ten most interesting facts about the Big Lebowski:

10. The dude drinks 9 White Russians during the course of the movie. Drops one at Jackie Treehorns.

9. The dude is in every scene in the movie, even when the nihilists are ordering pancakes at the diner.

8. The date on the dudes .69 check he writes is 9/11/01 - exactly 10 years before 9/11 attacks.

7. While urinating on the Dude's rug, the Threehorn thug says - Ever thus to deadbeats, Lebowski!- This is a play on the Latin phrase - Sic semper tyrannis! Meaning - Thus always to tyrants! which was allegedly spoken by the murderers of Gaio Giulio Cesare and Abraham Lincoln during the assassinations.

6. The coffee shop scene between Walter & the dude was also used in Reservoir Dogs and American History X. It's called Johnie's Coffee Shop.

5. The F-Bomb is used 292 times in the flick.

4. None Donny's bowling shirts bear his actual name "Donny" in the movie.

3. Walters famous line "this is what happens when you F*** a stranger in the ass!" Was edited for tv to "this is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps!".

2. Flea from Red Hot Chili Peppers is Nihilist #2.

1. The dude is on a bowling team but never bowls the entire movie.

The Washington Post has published the winning submissions to its yearly contest, in which readers are asked to supply alternate meanings for common words.

They give you 16 & I don't believe they are ranked from best to worst. But here are ten.

1. Coffee, n.. The person upon whom one coughs.

2. Flabbergasted, adj. Appalled by discovering how much weight one has gained.

3. Abdicate, v. To give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.

4. esplanade, v. To attempt an explanation while drunk.

5. Willy-nilly, adj. Impotent.

6. Negligent, adj. Absentmindedly answering the door when wearing only a nightgown.

7. Lymph, v.. To walk with a lisp.

8. Gargoyle, n. Olive-flavored mouthwash.

9. Flatulence, n. Emergency vehicle that picks up someone who has been run over by a steamroller.

10. Balderdash, n. A rapidly receding hairline.


And for anybody interested....these were the other six.

11. Testicle, n. A humorous question on an exam.

12. Rectitude, n. The formal, dignified bearing adopted by proctologists.

13. Pokemon, n. A Rastafarian proctologist.

14. Oyster, n. A person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddishisms.

15. Frisbeetarianism, n. The belief that, after death, the soul flies up onto the roof and gets stuck there.

16. Circumvent, n. An opening in the front of boxer shorts worn by Jewish men.

10 Oxymorons courtesy of George Carlin RIP Miss You George

10)wireless cable
9)mandatory options
8)death benefits
7)mercy killing
6)resident alien
5)genuine veneer
4)friendly fire
3)business ethics
2)non-dairy creamer
1)holy war

11) Military Intelligence

1. Lung and bronchial
2. Colon and rectal
3. Breast
4. Pancreatic
5. Prostate
6. Leukemia
7. Non-Hodgkin lymphoma
9. Ovarian
10. Esophageal

1. Paris
2. New York
3. Tokyo
4. London
5. Sydney
6. San Francisco
7. Rome
8. Vancouver
9. Prague
10. Helsinki

12) Jumbo shrimp.

10. Silver Linings Playbook
9. Sixth Sense
8. 12 Monkeys
7. The Blob
6. Best in Show
5. Witness
4. Rocky
3. Blow-Out
2. Trading Places
1. The Philadelphia Story

Top Ten Fleetwood Mac songs

1. I'm So Afraid
2. Go Your Own Way
3. The Chain
4. Dreams
5. Tusk
6. Gold Dust Woman
7. Never Going Back Again
8. Songbird
9. Big Love
10. Sisters Of The Moon

Top Ten Wire Characters

1. Omar
2. Stringer Bell
3. D'Angelo Barksdale
4. Bunk
5. Frank Sobotka
6. Weebay
7. Marlo Stanfield
8. Cedric Daniels
9. Avon Barksdale
10. Bubbles

Top Ten Non-Premium "That's My Favorite Hand!"
1. T7s
2. J9s
3. 98s
4. 44
5. 53s
6. 72
7. T9s
8. 22
9. 86s
10. T4s

Top Ten Breaking Bad Characters
1. Walter White
2. Jesse Pinkman
3. Hank
4. Gustavo Fring
5. Mike Ermantrout
6. Saul Goodman
7. Tuco
8. Meth Damon
9. Huell
10. Lydia

10: bird song
9: ripple
8: jack straw
7: bertha
6: casey jones
5: uncle johns band
4: box of rain
3: sugar magnolia
2: friend of the devil
1: dire wolf

can't believe julia ormond didn't make the list.

legit LOL'd on a bunch of those.

agree on most, tho prolly throw brokedown palace on there, tho not sure which i'd replace. also sugaree would be a contender.

1. count of monte cristo (unabridged)
2. blood meridian
3. 1984
4. brave new world
5. animal farm
6. jennifer government
7. band of brothers
8. king rat
9. do androids dream of electric sheep
10. 1919

don't get all twisted they're just my personal favs, not claiming they're objectively top 10 all time GOAT.

so you're either married to tracy, single, or your wife/gf has no clue about 2p2?

"awesome"
"envious vs jealous."


1. dr. strangelove: or how i learned to stop worrying and love the bomb
2. barry lyndon
3. a clockwork orange
4. paths of glory
5. 2001
6. FMJ
6. the shining
7. lolita (i'd rank it higher but watched it on LSD for 1st time n that was NOT the right decision)
8. the killing
9. killers kiss
10. spartacus

1. NCFOM
2. fargo
3. big lebowski (cue the hate)
4. millers crossing
5. barton fink
6. raising arizona
7. o brother where art tho
8. true grit
9. the hudsucker proxy
10. intolerable cruelty (vastly underrated)/the man who wasn't there (tied)

1. aaron rodgers
2. marshawn lynch
3. tony gonzalez
4. les carter
5. desean jackson
6. shane vareen
7. andre carter
8. Nnamdi asomugha
9. keenan allen
10. jahvid best

Top 10 porn stars ?

Top Ten Punch Lines

10: "You have a drink named 'Steve?'"
9: "But you bang ONE goat..."
8: "I'm a frayed knot."
7: "...when I looked down, I was only six inches from the ground!"
6: "What is this? A joke?"
5: "What the hell do YOU think?"
4: "Got any grapes?"
3: "I didn't wish for a ten-inch pianist."
2: "The African wildebeest would disagree with that."
1: "I was TALKING to the chicken!"

Top Ten websites

1. google
2. wikipedia
3. youtube
4. tmz
5. Craigslist
6. Yahoo
7. Bank of America
8. TD Ameritrade
9. HOward Stern
10. two plus two

don't think search engines or portal sites should count