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Top ten things on my mind

1. Pussy cat
2. Virgin pussy cat
3. Lioness
4. Tigress
5. Female
6. Cat tail
7. Lap Dance
8. Mouse Eater
9. Kim Kardasian
10. Mea Culpa - (vagina)

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03-27-2013 , 10:31 PM

Dominic

Tripod

Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 74,258

Top ten Cars songs

1) Just What I Needed
2) Nightspots
3) All Mixed Up
4) You're All I've Got Tonight
5) Moving in Stereo
6) Since You're Gone
7) Candy-O
8) Let the Good Times Roll
9) Dangerous Type
10) Touch and Go

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03-27-2013 , 10:40 PM

daveT

S.A.G.E. Master

Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 23,955

Top Ten Numbers!

1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10

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03-27-2013 , 10:44 PM

daveT

S.A.G.E. Master

Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 23,955

Top Ten Places to Finish in a Race:

1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10

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03-27-2013 , 10:48 PM

Dominic

Tripod

Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 74,258

top ten Poker Sayings

1) I missed
2) Sick
3) Top-top?
4) unreal
5) I have to call
6) But I had pot odds
7) Nuts
8) All the world's a stage, and all the men and women merely players
9) You're such a donkey
10) Does he have me covered?

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03-27-2013 , 10:55 PM

John Cole

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Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 18,174

My top ten colognes:

1. Tiffany for Men by Tiffany
2. New York by Parfums de Nicolaï
3. Derby by Guerlain
4. Sycomore by Chanel
5. Fahrenheit by Christian Dior
6. Yatagan by Caron
7. Nostalgia by Santa Maria Novella
8. Richard James by Richard James
9. Chergui by Serge Lutens
10. 2 Man by Commes Des Garcons

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03-27-2013 , 11:17 PM

Dominic

Tripod

Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 74,258

Lol...I am tickled pink by John's list of colognes. Are they made up or real??

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03-27-2013 , 11:19 PM

daveT

S.A.G.E. Master

Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 23,955

Top Ten Poker Hand Names that Irritate Me

1) Big Lick
2) Anna Kornikova
3) Doyle Brunson
4) The Hammer
5) Big Tits
6) Quack Quack
7) Snow Job
8) Big Pimp
9) Computer Hand
10) Flat Tire [/QUOTE]

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03-27-2013 , 11:21 PM

#10

John Cole

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Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 18,174

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Originally Posted by Dominic

Lol...I am tickled pink by John's list of colognes. Are they made up or real??

Quite real, Dom.

I should have listed Breath of God by Gorilla Perfumes.

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03-27-2013 , 11:31 PM

#11

Marston

adept

Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 1,093

Top Ten ways to Leave your loser lover

1. Walk out the door Jack
2. I'm just going out for a drink, Hun
3. I'll be back
4. Don't wait up for me (he,he)
5. Did I mention that I hate you, bye.
6. The ass is always greener, I mean grass

Somebody help me out here.

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03-27-2013 , 11:35 PM

#12

John Cole

Lounge Nighthawk

Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 18,174

6. See you in another life.
7. Don't save the last dance for me.
8. It's boys night out--permanently.
9. Oh, what did you say?
10. I look you up next time I visit the post office.

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03-27-2013 , 11:56 PM

#13

kioshk

Nixonian

Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 92,826

Top Ten AC/DC songs
1 Whole Lotta Rosie
2 Problem Child
3 You Shook Me All Night Long
4 Let There Be Rock
5 Highway to Hell
6 Rock and Roll Singer
7 Back in Black
8 Jailbreak
9 Long Way to the Top
10 TNT

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03-28-2013 , 12:03 AM

#14

A-Rod's Cousin

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Top 10 golf clubs:
1) hybrid
2) sand wedge
3) putter
4) 7 iron
5) driver
6) 9 iron
7) P-wedge
8) lob wedge
9) 5 iron
10) 8 iron

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03-28-2013 , 12:05 AM

#15

daveT

S.A.G.E. Master

Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 23,955

Top Ten Poker Hand Names that Bother Me

1) Asses
2) Suited Aces
3) Black Jack
4) Jack Ass
5) Little Slick
6) Rockets
7) Yaks
8) Ducks
9) Sigfried and Roy
10) Quads

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03-28-2013 , 12:06 AM

#16

A-Rod's Cousin

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Top 10 pitches & location to start off a right-handed hitter as a right-handed pitcher.
1) fastball low and away in the zone
2) fastball low and in in the zone
3) fastball up and in in or out of the zone
4) curveball low and away in the zone
5) fastball low out of the zone
6) slider low and away in teh zone
7) slider low out of the zone
8) fastball high out of the zone
9) drill him in the ribs
10) eeeeephus pitch

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03-28-2013 , 12:09 AM

#17

de captain

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Marston

The answer is easy if you take it logically:
Hop on the bus Gus
No need to be coy Roy
Slip out the back Jack
Make a new plan Stan
Just drop off the key Lee

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03-28-2013 , 12:10 AM

#18

A-Rod's Cousin

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Top 10 infield chatter on the baseball diamond
1) 'Mon NAOW! (while pounding your glove)
2) Atta baby!
3) Let's go fellas
4) C'mon guys!
5) Got dammit you gotta get that
6) Let's turn two
7) We gotcher back, baby
8) C'mon blue! Where was that!? while spitting
9) I GOT IT!!!
10) TWO DOWN!

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03-28-2013 , 12:16 AM

#19

A-Rod's Cousin

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Top 10 coach airline seats:
1) Middle of a 3-seat row with a hot chick in window seat
2) Middle of a 3-seat row with a hot chick in aisle seat
3) Window seat with a hot chick in middle
4) Aisle seat with hot chick in middle and old sleeping lady in window
5) Any seat with said hot chick in your lap
6) Toilet seat with hot chick bobbing up and down giving you sick domage
7) Window with nobody else in aisle
8) Any seat with the most interesting man in the world beside you
9) Middle seat surrounded by Paula Deen and her equally fat, equally southern sister
10) Any seat next to a guy who starts yelling "Lalalallalalaalalallalalalalalal"

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03-28-2013 , 12:28 AM

#20

kioshk

Nixonian

Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 92,826

Arod, you're doing your usual thing in threads where you make 5 crappy posts for every 1 good post.

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03-28-2013 , 12:33 AM

#21

A-Rod's Cousin

banned

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 37,130

Top 10 kioshk posts:
1) TBD
2) TBD
3) TBD
4) TBD
5) TBD
6) TBD
7) TBD
8) TBD
9) TBD
10)TBD

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03-28-2013 , 12:47 AM

#22

Dominic

Tripod

Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 74,258

Quote:

Originally Posted by A-Rod's Cousin

Top 10 golf clubs:
1) hybrid
2) sand wedge
3) putter
4) 7 iron
5) driver
6) 9 iron
7) P-wedge
8) lob wedge
9) 5 iron
10) 8 iron

No ****ing way the 8 iron is so low. Certainly not lower than that evil club, the 5 iron. The 8 is my bread and butter.

Plus, driver should be higher. Unless you're a pussy.

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03-28-2013 , 12:49 AM

#23

Dominic

Tripod

Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 74,258

lol...I'm enjoying Arod's posts. That's the whole point of this thread. To be silly!

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03-28-2013 , 12:55 AM

#24

Dominic

Tripod

Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 74,258

Top Ten Male Tennis Players of the 70s:

1) Bjorn Borg
2) Jimmy Connors
3) John Newcombe
4) Guillermo Vilas
5) Arthur Ashe
6) Ken Rosewall
7) Ille Nastase
8) Roscoe Tanner
9) Manuel Orantes
10) Vitas Guerulaitis