My review of Three Floyd's Dark Lord Russian Imperial Stout.
I saved my first bottle for the end of the month and just had it.
It's 13% ABV and you can only get it once a year during Dark Lord Day at the brewery (April 26th this year). They cost 15 dollars each for a 22oz bottle and you can only buy 6 bottles each. I believe they had around 900 cases this year. I got 12 bottles.
Every review I'd read before I drank this beer mentioned how this beer poured and looked like motor oil, and well I guess that is the best way to describe it. The head was actually kind of thin, and a very dark brown.
The aroma has a roasted, coffee smell to it. Some hints of fruit perhaps and a little bit of alcohol.
As soon as it touched my lips, I was overpowered by how thick this beer is. It's honestly like a milkshake or like drinking melted chocolate. Sweet roasted-chocolate notes, you can definitely taste the heavy black patent, very malty and flows into a bit of a bitter, kind of hoppy, more caramel finish.
The vanilla bean, oak aged Dark Lord I tried while in line may have been a bit more complex, but I didn't care for it as much as this beer. While there wasn't as much vanilla or really any oak in the bottled version, it was plenty complex.
I'm sure another person could name about a dozen flavors they experience while tasting this beer.
Overall, this really lived up to the hype for me. I've always loved stouts and have always been really hard on new stouts. Honestly, even though I'm not the most experienced drinker, I seem to harp on any weakness or non strength I can find in a stout, something I definitely do not do with other beers. While I've found probably a half dozen stouts that I enjoy drinking, nothing can really compare to this.
Now, to the value of this beer. If they actually sold it regularly, I would probably drink two dozen a year on special occasions, even for the 15 dollars. Not much beer by me goes for 15 dollars, every Unibroue, Three Floyds and most standard Belgians that I see generally don't eclipse 10 dolalrs for a 22/750. So while this might be one of the pricier beers compared to the general beer population, I don't think any other imperial stout is going to quite knock my socks off like this.
I had an Old Rasputin, one of my favorite Imperial Stouts, last night. And while I love that beer, it's just not in the same ballpark as this beer.
On a final note, I could hardly taste much alcohol in this beer, though after almost 90 minutes of drinking it, I could tell I had drank 22oz of 13% beer.
I'm going to give this a
and give the Vanilla Bean Oak Aged version I tried at the brewpub a
and a half rating. If they didn't serve it in a plastic cup and I was able to try it in weather that was better than 50 degrees with more than a few hours of drunken sleep, I could probably bump it up to a 4/5.
I'd suggest to any stout lover, do what you can to get this beer. If you're not quite a "stout man" I would still suggest you not pass up trying this beer if you have the opportunity. I won't say for sure that it's the best beer I'll ever drink, but I'm sure 20 years from now if somebody asks me what the best beer I ever drank was, this will certainly cross my mind.