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Old 11-19-2009, 02:35 PM   #201
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Why does he get mad when I say I don't want fries, then I eat half of his?
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Old 11-19-2009, 03:00 PM   #202
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LOST Episode by Episode Review and Guide ( 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 ... Last Page)
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Old 11-19-2009, 03:12 PM   #203
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Not enough closet space for his clothes too -- store them on the balcony?
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Old 11-19-2009, 03:17 PM   #204
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"Ask me about Dating my Psychiatrist"
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Old 11-19-2009, 03:22 PM   #205
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My BF is loyal, attentive, generous, loves me heart and soul, and suits me perfectly - how do I dump him gently?
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Old 11-19-2009, 03:24 PM   #206
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Just received a random text asking me....



"when I am going to let him hit that ? " I don't really like the guy but it would be nice to have someone around for the holidays, Should I do it ?
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Old 11-19-2009, 03:35 PM   #207
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Psycho teacher accusing my angel of arson for second time
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Old 11-19-2009, 04:30 PM   #208
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My BF is loyal, attentive, generous, loves me heart and soul, and suits me perfectly - how do I dump him gently?
Response: "He is probably gay. All the good ones are. Start dating that biker who has been unemployed for 8 years and runs a meth lab."
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Old 11-19-2009, 04:43 PM   #209
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Sick of lying cheap smelly bf, but he bought tickets for 2 weeks in Cozemel for my birthday. Can I stretch a fake yeast infection that long? or should I just accuse him of having a affair after a couple of days.
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Old 11-19-2009, 04:46 PM   #210
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- Effective passive aggression

- What's the deal with foreskin amirite?
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Old 11-19-2009, 06:19 PM   #211
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How do I find a guy who isn't a wife beater but looks and acts like one?
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Old 11-19-2009, 06:44 PM   #212
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Post your best pic here so we can tell you how pretty you are(n't)
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Old 11-19-2009, 06:45 PM   #213
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Forum make overs! Post ur pic and we make you glam.
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Old 11-19-2009, 06:51 PM   #214
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Movies: What have you seen lately that made you want to go off your diet?

Songs: What have you heard lately that made you hate your boyfriends mother even more?

Books: What have you read lately that made you realize your mom really is to blame for everything that has gone wrong in your life?
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Old 11-19-2009, 07:00 PM   #215
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Books: What have you read lately that made you realize your mom really is to blame for everything that has gone wrong in your life?
Twilight?
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Old 11-19-2009, 09:07 PM   #216
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Settle a bet with a friend. I say the background to this text is eggshell but my airhead friend says it's oyster and almost offwhite. Losser has to eat a pint of ice cream.
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Old 11-19-2009, 09:10 PM   #217
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Can you actually lose weight by talking a lot?
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Old 11-19-2009, 10:09 PM   #218
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"Bought dress that was marked down from $900 to $275/aka how to save $625 by shopping"
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Old 11-20-2009, 03:26 AM   #219
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Can you actually lose weight by talking a lot?

I got this one.... NO.
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Old 11-20-2009, 12:08 PM   #220
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Can't admit he just wasn't that into me, best excuse to say he wanted to get married and I wasn't ready?
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Old 11-20-2009, 12:38 PM   #221
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Baby naming problem: he wants to call him Michael and I want to call him Dartanious. It's my ****ing kid my ****ing body that I destroyed for 9 months! why doesn't he ever undestrand me! i am hungry! i am going to eat some salty lemons!
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Old 11-20-2009, 01:32 PM   #222
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My tarot card reader says we should move to a new apartment but my boyfriend won't listen to the facts.
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Old 11-20-2009, 01:34 PM   #223
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I've never a read a 2+2 thread this long in its entirety. So much genius here.

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Old 11-20-2009, 01:44 PM   #224
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Why do they keep sending me that funny little notepad thingy with my checks?
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Old 11-20-2009, 01:51 PM   #225
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How long before we leave to bed do I pick the fight about a random event from four years ago?
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