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Old 11-18-2009, 08:01 PM   #176
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I put on 10 pounds, and my BF says he loves me just as much as ever - what the hell is wrong with him?
I put on 10 pounds and my BF says he loves me more than ever -- is that a cheap shot?
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Old 11-18-2009, 08:23 PM   #177
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"How deep of a V-neck is allowed when employed as a receptionist?"

"How to discretely bend over in front of guys at work to allow them to see down your shirt (or stare at your ass) so they will end up doing some of your work"
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Old 11-18-2009, 08:25 PM   #178
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"Why does my boyfriend never suprise me with flowers (except on Valentine's day and my birthday, etc. ldo?"

followed by (same poster, different date)

"Came home from work today and boyfriend had flowers for me. I'm so upset that this means he's probably cheating on me. How should I end this game?"
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Old 11-18-2009, 08:28 PM   #179
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- How can I dress slutty enough to make any man on earth want me, but avoid them hitting on me..creeps.

- How is my BF never able to be spontanious romantic on our anniversary and other meaningsfull calendar days?
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Old 11-18-2009, 08:37 PM   #180
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Name the time, day, and year of your first kiss.
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Old 11-18-2009, 08:38 PM   #181
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"How to file a sexual harassment suit?"

Content: "Boss told me I did a really good job today. I know that doesn't sound wrong, but it's the way he said 'really good' that makes me want to file."
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Old 11-18-2009, 08:38 PM   #182
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First male post: Idk. Drunk. Don't remember her name.
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Old 11-18-2009, 08:55 PM   #183
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Those damn men
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Old 11-18-2009, 09:29 PM   #184
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Topic: I'm going to let him "hit that"

OP: butnaaaaaaaahhhhh.
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Old 11-18-2009, 10:04 PM   #185
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Are you trying to imply something about the lounge here ?
Are you inferring something about the lounge?

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What's this "inside" bull****?
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Old 11-18-2009, 10:18 PM   #186
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Lately I've been thinking a lot about whether I'm self-absorbed
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Old 11-18-2009, 10:20 PM   #187
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Lately I've been thinking a lot about whether I'm self-absorbed
That would never be posted
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Old 11-18-2009, 10:23 PM   #188
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"I'm angry at the world. Can someone recomment a supershort haircut?"

"Kate Gosselin: Role Model"
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Old 11-18-2009, 10:30 PM   #189
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I just to know my BF finds me attractive, but he wont' stop trying to have sex with me!
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Old 11-18-2009, 11:29 PM   #190
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How many dependents do you currently care for? (Kids, Husband, Parents, Grandkids?! Ugh)

Pictures of my tractor itt.

The sailboat I built.

I'm worried people are worried about me. (My battle with cancer)

Ask me about sleddoggin.
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Old 11-19-2009, 03:21 AM   #191
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Why can't all men be as interesting, cool, empathetic, cunning, real, endearing, awesome and manly as Kevroc?

Kevroc
Oh Hobby, you are a NYer are you not?

Let's go share a waffle cone. I like pistachio, I figure you for a rocky road kinda gal.. AMIRITE?

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Old 11-19-2009, 03:23 AM   #192
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When my guy says something ambiguous that can be taken a lot of ways, I don't always assume he means the worst possible connotation. WTF is wrong with me?
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Old 11-19-2009, 03:24 AM   #193
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Old 11-19-2009, 03:25 AM   #194
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Husband speaks during family gathering -- what's my play?
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Old 11-19-2009, 12:23 PM   #195
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Tell about your bad hair day.
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Old 11-19-2009, 01:14 PM   #196
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Why is he so pissed, its just a headlight?
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Old 11-19-2009, 01:14 PM   #197
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"I Hate this guy but my bff keeps flirting with him. How can I steal him away from her?"
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Old 11-19-2009, 02:00 PM   #198
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How long before we leave to go to his parent's house for dinner do I pick the fight about a random event from four years ago?

Husband left me for a filthy whore now all he does is smile. How do I make him realize how miserable he actually is?

YOU *****!!!!!!
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Old 11-19-2009, 02:13 PM   #199
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How long before we leave to go to his parent's house for dinner do I pick the fight about a random event from four years ago?
Damn this one is amazing. Jesus this thread is scary in its realism.
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Old 11-19-2009, 02:19 PM   #200
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"Boyfriend went to strip club last night. How many guys should I randomly bang in order to have attained a satisfactory level of revenge?"
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