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Old 11-18-2009, 04:44 AM   #126
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Re: Thread topics - If the forum were 99% female

In this thread, we are allowed to fart.
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Old 11-18-2009, 04:52 AM   #127
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AFter I have been away the whole weekend I come home to my BF who wants to watch Sunday night football. WHy is he never there for me?
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Old 11-18-2009, 05:17 AM   #128
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Why are men so shallow and vacuous and only care about how a woman looks? Also, can anyone recommend a push-up bra?
This is pretty easy really. Women want men who are older than them, taller than them, stronger than them, make more money than them, have a better car than them, etc etc. Which means guys are with girls who are younger than them, shorter than them, weaker than them, have less money than them, and drive a ****ty car... so she better have a nice ass.
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Old 11-18-2009, 08:45 AM   #129
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Using female intuition to beat the poker math men.
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Old 11-18-2009, 08:46 AM   #130
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Things I would do to Liz Lieu if I was locked in a hotel room with her for a week. by a male poster
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Old 11-18-2009, 11:14 AM   #131
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1.) Folding The Nuts Makes Me Feel Good, So I Do It

2.) I Have Never Watched An Entire Film

3.) My Eggs Are Rotting--What's My Play?

4.) Getting Over An Argument--Ever Done It?

5.) I Love Boobs!
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Old 11-18-2009, 01:13 PM   #132
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BF takes me at my word when I say "I'm Fine". What do I do?
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Old 11-18-2009, 01:21 PM   #133
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AFter I have been away the whole weekend I come home to my BF who wants to watch Sunday night football. WHy is he never there for me?
Lol nice one.
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Old 11-18-2009, 01:56 PM   #134
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Doctor told me I need to drink more water or my kidneys will fail. What should I do?
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Old 11-18-2009, 02:06 PM   #135
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Old 11-18-2009, 02:17 PM   #136
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Thread: "What should I do with the extra $37 in my checking account?"

Replies:
"Cute scarf for Thanksgiving"
"Hmmm, bubble bath accessories?"
"Fine chocolate"
"cheap mani/pedi?"
"My husband says you should keep like a thousand dollars in your account."
"^ lol @ him. Divorce?"
"Yeah prolly hez a looser"
"Wait, I don't get it. You leave money in your checking account at the end of the month? What a waste. Doesn't the bank take it?"
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Old 11-18-2009, 03:28 PM   #137
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Book Club: Twilight
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Old 11-18-2009, 03:32 PM   #138
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Book Club: Twilight
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Old 11-18-2009, 03:34 PM   #139
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Best show of all-time: Grey's Anatomy or The Facts of Life?
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Old 11-18-2009, 03:36 PM   #140
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Truth: exercising makes you look fat
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Old 11-18-2009, 03:37 PM   #141
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How soon after the wedding can I stop going down on him?
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Old 11-18-2009, 03:47 PM   #142
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Greatest Movie ever final poll: Beaches or Terms of Endearment?
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Old 11-18-2009, 03:47 PM   #143
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Reasons you can't just say what's on your mind.
Why can't they ever guess what we're thinking?
I know what I said, why doesn't he know that's not what I mean?
No means yes, yes means no - why don't they get it?
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Old 11-18-2009, 04:00 PM   #144
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Saved 40 cents haggling for half hour at farmers market -- going to treat myself at Starbucks!
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Old 11-18-2009, 04:03 PM   #145
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No means yes, yes means no - why don't they get it?
*Except for the rare occassions when yes actually means yes, and no means no.
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Old 11-18-2009, 04:05 PM   #146
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-I am a non-shallow woman just looking for a man who is sweet and funny......Where do I find a handsome succesful guy, with these qualities?
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Old 11-18-2009, 04:11 PM   #147
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"Dating a man shorter than 6-feet? Has anyone had experience with this?"
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Old 11-18-2009, 04:14 PM   #148
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Favorite bulimic aftertaste?
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Old 11-18-2009, 04:14 PM   #149
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I lost six pounds this month. Let's celebrate!

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Old 11-18-2009, 04:31 PM   #150
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Greatest Movie ever final poll: Beaches or Terms of Endearment?
Terms of Endearment is an excellent movie.

Beaches makes me want to strangle kitty cats.

So I suggest:

Greatest Movie Ever Final Poll:

1.) Maid in Manhattan

2.) Fried Green Tomatoes
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