Happy Chungking Day!
On this day in 1994:
30 cans of pineapple expired;
One can of Portuguese Sardines expired;
May’s love for Officer #226 expired;
Officer #226 turned twenty-five years old;
#226 went jogging so his body wouldn’t have enough water left for tears;
#226 threw away his beeper;
#226 received birthday greetings from his friend in room 702;
The friend in 702 smote all her enemies in a pistol-packing rampage, then threw away her blonde wig;
The friend in 702’s kidnap victim awoke with a tummy ache from eating too much ice cream, and,
Faye met Officer #663 (sometimes erroneously called #633) and fell in love with him 6 hours later.
What costume are you wearing? This year I’ll be dressing as #226’s pet beagle, the one who refused to help him eat the expired pineapple!