Black Rain (1989)
Drag racing Harleys: Improbable bikes!
It always rains in: Staten Island!
Smoking: In restaurants!
Internal Affairs: Suits!
Knife Fu! Meat locker Fu!
My collar: My case!
Get a geisha: Northwest Orient 747!
The old Sting switcheroo! Don’t fall for it! He fell for it!
Tom Cruise: Played by Mike Douglas!
No-guns Fu. Foreplay Fu!
Scorpions!! I was hoping for one of those gangs on Monkeys!
This movie doesn’t make any sense: And I mean that in a good way!
Counterfeit!: We won the peace!
Karaoke Fu! Pedestrian v. Biker Fu! RIP Partner Fu! He was only 28!
Sequins!
(Jamie Lee Curtis played by Katie Capshaw!)
In the foundry with the plates: “One plate to rule them all, one plate to find them, one plate to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them!”
Time for a shootout: No Suzukis were harmed in the making of this film!
To live and die in Osaka: I belong to a group: Top Golf!:
Apalachin: I’m going to cover the front!: “What?”: Wat???
12-gauge Fu! Motor-bike Fu!
Great-Escape motorbike-over-the-fence Fu! Go Mike Go!
Whirling-tire buzzsaw Fu! Punji stick Fu (unconsummated!)!
I caught the Bad Guy and all I got was: This lousy plaque!
A magnificent example of the “And then… and then… and then…” school of storytelling. Plus, Ridley Scott. Sure, a lot of plot points don’t bear reflection, but they don’t give you time to reflect, so it’s all good!!! Fun Movie. Way underrated! Check it out!