over the last few months been meaning to catch up on the big franchises that i've previously ignored, quite frankly, i'm just annoyed at always missing references
mcu
went through and watched the newer ones i hadn't seen yet along with the older ones i also missed
at some point i'll probably revisit the others because for the life of me I can't remember any plot points of any of them
Thor Ragnarok and Guardians of the Galaxy are by far the best ones and it's not even close - those are good movies, the rest not so much - some of them are downright awful
never really understood why these films are so popular
the spiderman films are fun guilty pleasures but i must admit my favorite one was the animated one
black panther films are all terrible, recently saw the newest one and it was so bad i found myself looking at my phone during even key action sequences because it was just so stupid i didn't care
mission impossible
i wasn't a big fan of the first when i came out (i saw it in theater) but on rewatching, i really enjoyed it, it's hard to believe this dark and gritty film that was all about deception and outmanuevering the opposition would go on to become the big explosion and fireworks franchise with loads of comic relief later on
one of my all time crushes
also had peak kristin scott thomas, actually did a double take when i discovered that's who she was because she's decidedly dressed down and unsexy in her other roles
the second one is kind of dumb, i just remember that back in the day i too saw that in theaters and recall thinking how insulting it was to have what they had for the opening scene and then they later have motorcycle jousting and it was just too much
but saved by peak thandie newton
fun fact, the main villian got injured during the motorcycle jousting scenes and as a result could no longer be in the next film he was booked to be in, where he was to play wolverine in x-men - one of those big what ifs in life, would hugh jackman would have become a big star without that role? would that guy have become one without the motorcycle accident?
third one was surprisingly enjoyable on a rewatch, which i found surprising because this is where i gave up on the franchise, by now i'd stopped watching in theater and would see it when i got around to it and didn't like what i saw
they sped run through a romance and we were supposed to feel like we now cared about this couple because they hosted a party together and he remembered a lake
definitely annoyed though how they skipped through the chinese action scene to avoid upsetting the chinese market and never once even bothered to explain what the rabbits foot was so the entire thing was just a macguffin, philip seymour hoffman was poorly cast in his role, it was super off putting seeing a great dramatic actor amongst a bunch of action stars
the scene in the vatican is one of the best in the franchise and it's easily the best ensemble cast they put together
they loved this leg focused car exit so much they revived it for the next film
4th one was first one where they really nailed the proper formula of not having too much absurdity and where it did exist it made sense for the plot, ie tom is no longer risking his life for no reason other than because he knows he can do it but now they acknowledge it's insane but he has no other choice - simon pegg being brought in as comic relief works really well, this one is my favorite of the sequels
5th one got kinda weird with the whole syndicate thing, it was really dumb but watchable, it did a good job at least in leaving you wondering what was really going on but sadly it was done through poor writing which didn't make sense
6th one sadly decided to bring back the entire syndicate thing and then yet again brings in the wife that nobody cares about, really nice seeing tom cede space to henry cavill as it's the first film where he genuinely has a costar and i think that aids things immensely, it's kinda sad they need to make the one chinese character super awesome and incredible and indestructible to appease their funding and market
even more impressed they agreed to go with a costar who was over 6' which required them to literally block every scene to have tom closer to the camera so he didn't dwarf over him
overall enjoyable films that have really perfected a formula to produce entertaining low intensity viewing but upon rewatching, it's really sad that none even attempt to recreate the style of the first film, which is head and shoulders better than the rest
harry potter
was too cool for school when the books came out and therefore way too cool to watch the films when they came out
later at the insistence of friends i listened to them as audiobooks and was surprised how good they were so later watched the films, films overly simplifying tended to expose more plotholes because in audio book format you're just flooded with info and steamrolling ahead and don't really have time to think back that x doesn't make sense for y reasons
first film was a dud but i understood its purpose in the sense of world building but whereas the book felt like a real book the first film just felt like its sole purpose was to lay down background info and foundations for the later sequels
middle films were the best, the later ones got way too hung up on nonsense to be enjoyable imo, big letdown imo
pirates of the caribbean
first one was the light hearted (but also dark by disney standards) film that I remembered fondly as a fun adventure and even saw in theaters, i recalled liking the first and hating the sequels but was genuinely surprised by how much i liked this first film
second one was decent, while i'd forgotten the plot and it was basically like seeing it for the first time, the entire time I was trying to figure out what exactly it was that happened which turned me off this franchise so much - obviously i hate all the cgi with davy jones etc, it's just too absurd for me even when undead pirates wasn't absurd in the first film, but the film itself works and i find myself watching
third one, this is it, this is where i gave up on the franchise, sadly, i don't think i can continue, i've tried maybe 3-4 times to watch this film in the past month and can just never do it, there's too much info to casually follow and everything is absurd, stupid, and uninteresting so I don't even want to watch and find my attention drifting until i look up and realize i have absolutely no idea what is going on, why x is doing y or how they got there, i've tried, last time was an honest effort where i kept all other devices away but then just fell asleep
movie is just terrible, but to get through it since there's at least 2 more after this one, i think i'll just black panther wakanda forever it and not really pay attention nor care and just wait for it to be over